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{Zombeh Attack Pt.2}

I couldn't lie. I kinda felt bad for leaving Matt. Sure he was an asshole, always made fun of my hat, said I had daddy issues, a no father figure, no friends, no life.....

Okay y'know what, maybe I don't feel bad. Fuck him. He needed his mouth shut anyway. He was annoying...not to mention he just LOVED hearing the sound of his own voice.

Tom was looking up from the rooftop of the portaloo. We waited a couple of seconds for him to come back down. Before hearing him make a loud sound indicating that he had found a place. He brings his head back down and in a high pitch girl voice he says. "LETS GO LOOTING!"

The dude barely talked enough. But hearing that come out of his mouth made me giggle. Tord and Edd just stared at him weirdly. Then just agreeing with him.

We made our way to the mall where the three amigos started to act like crackheads on meth. They were smiling all weirdly n shit. Pushing each other around in shopping carts. Edd forcing me into it as he just picks my ass up like a cat.

I felt so stupid....

I'm lying it was actually pretty damn fun. Until he tripped which caused us to fly straight into a wall. Making the cart tip over and make us fall on top of each other. Edd laughing at us, as Tord was underneath me and Tom behind me. I could literally hear under Tords breath say- "I saw this in a porn once."

We go to different sections of the mall and retrieve different objects that could be used as weapons. Edd finding a chainsaw, Tom finding a shovel, and Tord did find a shotgun but Edd and Tom made him have a spoon instead...for some reason.

I just found Weed Wacker...

We left out of the mall with our new weapon's in hand. Tord looking down at his fork and spoon in shame. "Nice weapons. What are you gonna do use reverse psychology on them? Make them think your gonna eat them?" I laughed at him. He looks at him with red in his cheeks.

I forget the porn he watches. He's into this kind of shit...Oh God all the times I've insulted him all it did was get him hard!!? Ugh great...now this means I have to be nice! But there are like so many other insults I wanna give him. Like how he looks like the emo version of Fry from Futurama...Or a transgender version of Cassandra from Picos School on Newgrounds, and how he also looks like a Pitchfork going through a phase. I could go on!

We made our way to the corner of where the zombies would be on the other side. "We'll have to attack them by surprise. Tom, Edd, you take the right. Me and Y/N will take the left." "Why do I gotta be with yo-" "Ready.Go!"

We all hop out ready to kick some dead ass. Until seeing...the fuckers were already gone! As a tumbleweed just drifts past in the breeze...even though there wasn't even any breeze.

I groan and walked over to the gas station. The boys following after me. "At least we got a repair kit. Now, let's head home and forget this ever- Oh bollock..." I look behind them to see a giant hoard of zombies just APPEAR out of no where. But what really caught my eye was someone in particular.

MATT??!

He was standing in front of the zombie. His skin all green and his arm ripped off bleeding. Have a evil smirk on his mouth. I mean...I don't know why I was surprised...Ive seen enough Night of the Living Dead and Shaun of the Dead to even knows what happens when you get bitten.

"Matt?" Edd questioned out. "No, it's Tom. Of course it's Matt! He's like the only ginger there." I hissed at him. Matt holding his fist to his chest proudly. Gripping on the collar of his jacket. "Indubitably!" Confirming that it was him like I just freaking said.

"But why!"

"Getting kinda bored there... Lying face down in the gutter... Festering.." Matt said dramatically. We just looked at him like he was stupid. Before he ordered the zombies to attack us.. well not all of us. "Leave the girl to me! I was eat out her insides myself..."

"...Do you mean that literally or figuratively...If so at least by me dinner first!" I joked at him. I could see his face turn more red than green... before smirking. "Tell me I'm handsome first then we'll see if I'll let you die feeling a heavily bliss~"

...OH HO HO!

HA HA HA! AH SHIT!

DAMN that was smooth as fuck! Damn if he wasn't a zombie I'd totally smash...or maybe I still would. Can't lie, I got some cute friends in my opinion- Ah shit! We're starting! Why didn't anyone tell me!

One by one we go fuckin destroy theses zombies. Covered in blood and guts...this was actually fun as fuck! I felt a big grin appear on my face as I dig the weed wacker straight into a female zombies face. Turning it on and watching her face get shredded up and blended. Making the blood splat all over my face.

"Bleh!! It got in my mouth... !!!?? TORD!" I looked to my right and saw a zombie sinking its teeth into Tords shoulder. Biting down and chewing on his flesh. Eating him alive. "NO!!!" I heard Edd screaming behind me... Until realizing he was talking about the coke machine being top over.

"Guys there's to many! Let's go!" I yell at them. Running away and heading back to the car. Matt yelling at us to come back and fight...Even though we wasn't doing shit.

{One quick repair later}

Finally fixing up the car as we jump in. Edd was in driver and Tom was in passenger. I get in the back. Tom yelling at Edd to quickly drive. The brunette hitting the gas pedal hard as we drove off.

Couple minutes go by and I notice someone was next to me. Before I could scream he covers my mouth...it was Tord!! He was a zombie too. His green hand was covering my mouth and his body was pressed up against mine. Our legs intertwined and his knee right between my legs.

...This was kinda hot NGL.

"Oh my God...it's....T...T...T..TORD!!!" Tom looks over the back seat to see Tord as a zombie and looking as if he was ready to eat me or fuck me. Edd turns over two which makes him jump at them ready to bite!

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