One Shot

"Baby"

You carry on solving the calculus equation while tapping your pen frustratedly on the desk.

"Babe"

"Mm?" you mumbled back distractedly but continue solving the tricky equation on integrals you were stuck on.

Namjoon huffed annoyedly and sat up, his legs crossed, while pouting your way. "My girlfriend loves math more than her boyfriend..." he muttered childishly and you pause, mid writing, while shooting him an exasperated look.

"Joon...I wasn't the one who begged to come over even though you knew I was busy" you pointed out while waving your pen at him reprimandingly.

He scowled but stood up and walked to your direction with a purpose.

You watched him in amusement while he approached, your legs curled up on the chair comfortably and your hair up in a messy bun.

He stood in front of you now with his eyes squinted as he placed both hands on the side of your arm rest, effectively trapping you in between him and the chair.

You laugh lightheartedly and try to push his arms off but they didn't budge.

"Joon! Come on, let me just finish this up and I promise we can do whatever you want after" you offer, still chuckling at his miffed expression.

He scrutinizes you for a couple more seconds, looking in between you and the work on your desk before sighing and backing off.

"See? That wasn't so difficu-" you began but were cut off when he spun the chair around in circles.

"JOON WHAT THE FU- STOP" you scream, gripping onto the seat like your life depended on it.

His evil laughter was the only sound that greeted you.
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You sprung up, wobbling slightly, as Joon chortled under his breath at how awkward you looked.

You were still dizzy but managed to give him a scathing look. "You're so immature..." you mumbled under your breath and stumbled slightly but he deftly caught you and shrugged, not giving a damn in the slightest.

"...It's not like you didn't know that before we started dating though" he said nonchalantly, shooting you a smug look and you give him an emotionless one back while fumbling around his shirt as if searching for something.

"...just looking for the expiry date so I know when I can return you back to the store" you muttered seriously at his questioning look and he huffed loudly before shoving you away lightly.

You laughed at the semi-offended look on his face and dusted yourself off while stretching, hearing your back crack nicely. "...well it's not like I can go back to work now...so what do you want to do?" you asked with one brow raised and he looked up, thinking hard for a couple of seconds before snapping his fingers.

"Ah! 분당올림픽스포츠센터 아이스링크에 갈래! (Let's go to the Bundang Olympic Sports Ice Rink!)" he said excitedly and your eyes widened.

"I-ice skating?" you thought nervously, picturing the scenario in your mind.

You had never gone before and you didn't know whether or not Joon could skate, making you slightly doubtful, knowing his history as one of the clumsiest man you knew. He wasn't called 'God of Destruction' for no reason after all...

He noticed you wavering slightly so he grabbed some clothes from your closet randomly and shoved them into your arms, pushing you towards your bathroom to change before you ended up changing your mind instead of outfit.

"Alright! Alright we'll go! No need to drag me around" you said with a pout and he grinned happily at your answer, a dimple popping out from how widely he was smiling at you.

Your eyes softened but you shook your head to clear away your thoughts. You quickly went through the pile of clothes and picked out a shirt and some clean shorts.

He nodded smugly and you smirked back before sliding the shirt over your head and tossing it to the laundry basket at the end of the room.

You watch as Namjoon's eyes widened in surprise and how he gaped like a fish while batting your lashes innocently.

"What? It's not like you haven't seen this and more before?" you pointed out innocently and at your words, his eyes narrowed.

"Y/N you little minx..." he muttered, slowly approaching you and then snaking his arms around your waist.

"...We're never going to leave at this rate" he mumbled while heatedly raking his eyes up and down your body, making you shiver deliciously.

"...eh...we've got time..." you whispered back, wrapping your arms around his neck as he leaned in for a kiss.
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"Baby come on. You're so slow" Joon complained as he impatiently tapped his foot on the floor.

You shoot him a weak glare while still looking for your keys. "You weren't complaining earlier..." you muttered pettily and then grabbed the key that was inside your pencil case.

"Yes! Found them! We can go now!" You shout in glee and he smiled. "Finally!" he huffed and you smacked his arms but skipped towards him happily.

"I'm driving!" you call out with a singsong voice and his jaw drops.

"What? Bu-" he begins to argue and you shoot him a look. "Babe don't start. You don't even have your license" you point out, effectively getting him to shut his mouth while grumbling annoyedly.

"We've been busy with tour..." he retorted weakly, throwing out a flimsy excuse and you nod, going along with what he said as you shrugged your jacket on.

"Mhm, that's why we're going skating right?" you ask and he snorts your way.

"...shut up"

You shoot him a triumphant look behind his back but then he paused.

"Oh. By the way..." he started, shooting you a cocky look which made your heart leap in trepidation.

"...you got the answer wrong for question 3. Your process for getting the derivative of the hyperbolic function of f'(x) = (3x2) cosh (x^3) is off because you missed the..." he explained while pointing out your mistake and your eyes widened as they shot back to the notebook on the desk.

"Wha- but..." you began but Joon was already walking out the door, flipping his non-existent long hair sassily.

Despite being flustered you shot him a glare. "Joon, you little ass! You should've told me that earlier" you shot back while running to catch up.

He smiled brightly.
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"So two pairs of skates for an hour rental is that right?" The man behind the counter asked and Joon nodded while handing over his credit card.

You frowned slightly and poked his shoulder, making him turn to you with a curious look.

"...I'll buy dinner later" you mumble, embarrassed that he was paying once again but he rolled his eyes and wrapped his arms around your neck in a fake chokehold.

"Shush. I'll buy dinner and you can get desserts and the next movie we watch" he suggested and you paused, thinking over his offer, before nodding reluctantly.

"...fine" you said with a pout while grabbing the two skates.

He smiled and grabbed your arms, pulling you in the direction of the benches, then made you take a seat.

He grabbed the smaller skates and begin pulling your sneakers off while loosening the lace of the skates and you feel your face grow warm. "Joon! I-I can do that myself!" you whispered but he looked up at you perfectly composed.

"Hm? I know you can but I want to do it for you" he simply said, as if it was natural for guys to be this much of a gentleman and you blinked owlishly at his words, unable to have the heart to argue at his pure comment.

You sat back and avoided looking at him in the eyes because you were afraid he'd see just how touched you were by his gesture.

"...You know I've never done this right?" you pointed out and he finally gave you an evil look.

"...That's why I wanted to come here" he easily responded back and sat beside you to lace his own pair on, missing the way your jaw dropped disbelievingly at him. "I knew it you..." you said exasperatedly and he gave you a sweet smile.

"Don't worry. I won't let you fall" he promised
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"JOON STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME UP YOU STUPID ASS" you scream, slipping as you flailed around trying to push yourself up.

You were distracted by the loud laughter of one man recording everything as he struggled to hold back his tears.

"WAIT! WAIT! DO THAT AGAIN, I DIDN'T GET THE PART WHERE YOU LANDED FLAT ON YOUR ASS!" He called out, skating around you in a perfect circle and clenched his stomach while trying to suck in some air. "Oh my god I can't breathe!" he admitted loudly and you blew a piece of stray hair away as you finally get up on two feet, albeit still shaking like crazy because of how unstable you were.

"KIM NAMJOON I swear if you don't get your ass over here this second I'm out of here!" you threatened and he immediately started skating your way.

"YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LEAVE EVEN IF YOU TRIED THOUGH!" He shot back jokingly before stopping infront of you, his eyes still shining with unshed tears and amusement.

You punched him weakly on the arm but started tilting backwards, off balanced. Before you could fall again, he nimbly grabbed your hands and steadied you up.

"See? I told you I wouldn't let you fall" he said after supporting you by both hands and you glared at him unamusedly.

"You know that would have been way more convincing if you didn't let me fall the first 4 times" you said while sticking your tongue out and he chuckled.

"Well I need to have fun too though right?" he asked cheekily and you scrunched your nose at him but didn't respond. He smiled at your childish antic but tugged your right hand while skating backwards slowly.

"Just relax a little. If you stay this stiff you'll fall more easily, so loosen up your muscles" he said soothingly and you tried your best to do as he said.

"Good. okay now push both feet in an outwards motion, not as if you were trying to walk like earlier, but more like as if you were gliding. Let the ice guide you and don't think, just do" he explained and you nodded, listening to his words carefully.

You felt yourself grow more confident after a couple more attempts despite a few stumbles here and there and soon enough he had let your hands go as you skated by yourself.

Your eyes widened and you smiled ecstatically his way. "Joon! I'm skating!!!" you told him excitedly and he chuckled at your reaction but clapped anyways.

"I'm watching Baby" he called out and then proceeded to do fancy tricks on the ice that had you rolling your eyes but laughing amusedly at nonetheless. "Show off" you shouted out and he stuck his tongue out while looking at you cockily.

"I guess skating and rapping are two things I can easily say I'm better at" he pointed out and you gasped but he didn't stop there.

"Hmm I think even Tae could beat you at a freestyle" he said as an afterthought with a snigger and you stopped.
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He had gone too far this time.
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"ACHOO" Tae sneezed and sniffled loudly, making Yoongi shoot him a grossed out look.

"...Someone's probably talking about you..." he pointed out and Tae smirked while grabbing some tissue.

"You think so? Must be about how cool I am..." he responded with a exaggerated laugh and Yoongi rolled his eyes but smiled slightly.

"Doubt it..." he shot back, ignoring the loud noise of protest that answered him back.
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"You're so asking for it Kim Namjoon!" you shouted, a wicked smile creeping up on your face. His eyes widened in alarm and then he furrowed his brows anxiously.

"Wai-" he called out slowly but you ignored him

"DADDY MON THINKS HE NUMBER ONE BUT HE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMING FOR HIM IF HE THINKS HE WON" You started, rapping as loud as you could and some people start looking your way in surprise.

Joon pales and immediately looks around nervously. "Y/N Stop! You're so embarrassing oh my god. I can't take you out anywhere I-"

"MY RAPPER FROM ANOTHER DAPPER MAN YO CHECK IT OUT" you continued, waving your hands around like a rapper and then you dabbed, making the people around you laugh in amusement while Joon groaned and hid his now red face.

"FINE STOP! YOU RAP BETTER THAN TAE, JUST STOP" he screams in defeat and you smiled widely.

"BIGHIT EXCLUUUUUSIVEEE YEAH" You said loudly, ending your little freestyle and at the loud clapping, you bowed flamboyantly. "Thank you! Thank you! My boyfriend is a great teacher. You can find him in the conce- Mfffdbmlfgh"

Namjoon shoves one hand over your mouth as he rubbed the back of his head embarrassedly. "J-just ignore her" he explained weakly and everyone laughed good heartedly at the two of your antics.

Joon glanced down at you unamusedly. "Okay...you've made your point...can we call it a truce?" he asked hesitatingly and you quickly nodded, his hands still over your lips.

"Good...I'm going to remove my hand now so don'- EW WHAT THE HELL" he started, but when you licked his palm, he quickly pulled away.

You took in a huge gulp of air.

"You were too slow" you simply said at his disbelieving look and he shook his head but wiped his palm on your cheek.

"Ew!" you screamed.

"Ew!" he mocked back.
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The two of you snorted in hysterics.

"We're such children..." you pointed out with shake of your head as you grabbed his hand and weaved your fingers through his.

"Well...you do bring out the best in me Babe" he answered back, leaning in to give you a kiss and you giggled against his lips.
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"...yeah I know" you mumbled back and the two of you went back to skate, Joon twirling you playfully around the ice every now and then.
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