They Shouldn't Be Allowed to Post This Late

💌 &TEAM FAN APP SPECIAL: One Day. Nine Members. Unlimited Unhinged.

Subtitle: A day in the life of the Bubble feed that had the entire fandom losing it in real time

🌞 10:42AM — EJ

📸 Photo: A close-up of a latte with perfect foam art
💬 Caption: starting the day with peace. let's see how long it lasts.

📝 Replies:

"blink twice if someone already ruined the peace" "leader energy: tired, resigned, still classy"

🌤️ 12:16PM — Nicholas

📸 Photo: A blurry mirror selfie with sunglasses on indoors
💬 Caption: i fear nothing except bad lighting and crocs

📝 Replies:

"THE DRIP IS DELUSIONAL AND I SUPPORT IT" "Crocs slander unprovoked is so real" "Your phone's camera is fighting for its life"

🍜 1:03PM — Fuma

📸 Photo: A pot of ramen boiling, mess everywhere
💬 Caption: chef fuma in his natural disaster zone

📝 Replies:

"is that... are those chopsticks IN the boiling water??" "someone help this man" "kitchen: 0, fuma: 1 (barely)"

🧺 2:55PM — Harua

📸 Photo: A blurry pic of a plushie falling off his bed
💬 Caption: he's fighting for his life rn

📝 Replies:

"me every Monday" "plushie deserves better" "is this autobiography content??"

🎧 4:20PM — Jo

📸 Photo: Black screen, caption in white text
💬 Caption: i just dropped my phone on my face. again.

📝 Replies:

"ICONIC RELATABILITY" "you are the people's idol" "drop a skincare tutorial to survive this betrayal"

🌈 5:59PM — Maki

📸 Photo: Socks that do not match. At all. One has cartoon frogs. One has glitter.
💬 Caption: feeling balanced

📝 Replies:

"i know you bullied symmetry as a child" "fashion terrorism and i'm here for it" "sock core: activated"

🐶 7:23PM — Taki

📸 Photo: Selfie with him holding a giant stuffed animal
💬 Caption: me and my emotional support bodyguard

📝 Replies:

"HE'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE" "u or the bear?" "real recognize real"

🌀 8:48PM — Yuma

📸 Photo: Close-up of a spilled drink and a single piece of spaghetti
💬 Caption: this image explains my entire personality

📝 Replies:

"chaotic neutral in one photo" "i aspire to this level of visual metaphor" "spaghetti lore when???"

🧊 10:00PM — K

📸 Photo: A serene shot of his tea, the night sky, and one perfectly stacked book
💬 Caption: when the children are quiet and the stars align

📝 Replies:

"you sound like a dad who finally got the house to himself" "the serenity is suspicious" "blinking in 'peace before the group chat explodes'"

🎥 BONUS: "Live Stream Gone Wrong" — Reading Their Own Fan App Messages

Date: The same night. The chaos had barely cooled off.
Vibe: Laughing so hard the camera shakes. Regret. Instant regret.

Taki (reading aloud): "'Me and my emotional support bodyguard'—HEY, that was sincere!"
Nicholas: "Someone asked if the bear was the visual or the emotional support. I vote both."
Jo: "Not someone saying my black screen post was the 'face of a generation.'"
Yuma: "Someone said my spilled spaghetti was a 'cry for help disguised as a meal'—and honestly, they're right."
Maki: "Why did someone call my socks 'a crime against fashion and also humanity'?? I felt CUTE."
Fuma: "One of you said I should never be allowed near a stove again. That's fair. But still."
Harua (laughing): "Someone said my plushie photo looked like a scene from a war film."
EJ (reading, deadpan): "'blink twice if you need help surviving your kids.' I blinked 47 times."
K (smirking): "Someone replied to my tea post with 'the last calm breath before Nicholas posts again.' Accurate."

Fan Comment from the Stream:

"PLEASE NEVER LEAVE THE FAN APP AGAIN"

Nicholas: "We never should've been given the password in the first place."

EJ: "That's the only true thing said all night."

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