The Tattoo Removal Attempt (ft. Toothpaste and Regret)

the chaotic sequel to The Accidental Tattoo, featuring DIY regrets, Nicholas' ego, and enough poor life choices to make your skin itch.

Subtitle: "Mommy's Boy, but Make It Tragic"
Starring: Yuma, Harua, Jo, and Nicholas' delusions

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"Emergency tattoo check. Nicholas has entered his villain arc."

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🛁 Scene 1: Operation Tattoo Erase

Yuma stood in front of the bathroom mirror, his arm awkwardly extended under the flickering light.

Harua: "Are you sure this is safe?"

Yuma (smearing toothpaste on his tattoo): "No. But I watched three TikToks and a 240p YouTube video, and that's basically medical school."

Jo: "You're using mint toothpaste. That's not even the whitening kind."

Yuma: "Mint = cleansing. This is science."

Jo, still proudly rocking his "Mommy's Boy 😎" tattoo: "Y'all are weak. I'm keeping mine forever. I might even add sparkles."

🧂 Scene 2: The Bathroom Becomes a Science Lab

Harua reads the "ingredients list" off a wrinkled piece of notebook paper:

Toothpaste ✅

Lemon juice ✅

Sea salt ✅

Vague sense of despair ✅

Maki (passing by the bathroom): "Why does it smell like regret and citrus in here?"

Yuma: "I'm exfoliating my sins."

Taki: "If you start burning, scream twice."

Jo holds up a spoonful of baking soda like it's a secret weapon.

Jo: "Should we mix this in for good luck?"

Harua (deadpan): "You're going to burn his arm off."

🧼 Scene 3: The Aftermath of Minty Pain

Twenty minutes later, Yuma is standing under cold water, arm bright red, tattoo untouched.

Yuma: "I have acquired nothing but pain and a suspicious rash."

Harua, poking at his own "noodle soup" kanji: "You think if I tattoo over it with a dragon, people will notice less?"

Jo: "No. Now it's just 'dragon flavored noodle soup.'"

💅 Scene 4: Enter Nicholas, the Chaos Enabler

Nicholas strolls into the room, sipping boba like he didn't just hear the words "toothpaste burn."

Nicholas: "So I heard you all messed up your tattoos."

Yuma (scowling): "We didn't mess up. We made memories."

Harua: "And mistakes."

Nicholas: "I, on the other hand, am going to do it right."

Everyone: "NO."

Nicholas: "I've booked an appointment for the ultimate tattoo."
Jo: "If you say 'Daddy's Boy,' I'm leaving."

Nicholas: "No, please. I have class."

He smirks. "I'm getting 'Chaos King' in cursive. Across my collarbone."

Harua: "...That's worse."

💀 Scene 5: The One-Up That Went Down

Two hours later, Nicholas returns. Shirt slightly open. Ego fully inflated.

Nicholas: "Prepare yourselves for greatness."

He reveals... a swollen, slightly uneven tattoo.
"Chaos K1ng"
With a number 1 instead of an I.

Taki: "Oh no."
Yuma: "Oh absolutely no."
Jo (losing it): "YOU MISSPELLED YOUR OWN TITLE."

Nicholas (panicked): "It's stylized!"

Harua: "It looks like you lost a bet with a Roblox character."

Nicholas: "It's modern!"

Maki: "It's illiterate."

📱 Scene 6: EJ Logs In

EJ returns from errands, sees Nicholas standing in the living room mid-rant, shirt hanging off one shoulder.

EJ: "What now."

Jo shows him a photo of the tattoo.

EJ stares for a full 15 seconds before slowly pulling out his phone.

EJ: "Group chat. Now."

He types:

EJ: "Emergency tattoo check. Nicholas has entered his villain arc."

Fuma replies instantly:

Fuma: "Please say it's not Comic Sans."
EJ: "Worse. Gamer energy."

📸 Scene 7: Public Humiliation

The next morning, Jo posts a blurry photo of the squad in the kitchen:

Yuma with a bandaged, toothpaste-burned bicep.

Harua holding a bag of soup ingredients, dead inside.

Nicholas pointing at his chest, proudly, while Taki holds a sign that says "Chaos Clown."

Jo? Grinning with his "Mommy's Boy 😎" tat fully exposed.

Caption:

"Never trust a dare, a meme, or Nicholas' font choices."

The comments explode.
Fan art is made.
The tattoos are now canon.

🍵 Final Scene: Acceptance

Later, they sit around the table sipping tea.

Yuma: "So no more home remedies."

Harua: "No more meme tattoos."

Jo: "Speak for yourselves. I'm getting a butterfly next. Her name is Karen."

Nicholas (pouting): "Y'all are just jealous of my brand."

EJ walks in.

EJ: "You're banned from tattoo shops."

Nicholas: "What about nail salons?"

EJ: "Nicholas. No."

Moral of the story?
Toothpaste isn't a tattoo remover.
Misspelling your own nickname is a tragedy.
And Jo will always out-chaos you with a smile and a sticker pack.


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