The Cola Incident: Part 3 - The Blender Betrayal
Following the explosive soda attack and the headphone microwave debacle... things should have calmed down. But peace is a foreign concept in this dorm.
Scene 1: The Morning That Should've Been Normal
Dorm Kitchen, 9:02 AM
Jo was finally feeling safe again. His new headphones were untouched.
Yuma had stopped checking soda cans like ticking time bombs.
Even Nicholas was suspiciously quiet.
Until.
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR—
Then: SPLAT.
Then: "WHAT THE—MY SMOOTHIE??"
Harua enters the kitchen with sleepy eyes, just in time to see the aftermath.
Nicholas stands frozen, covered head to toe in banana, berry, and what might've been protein powder. The blender on the counter is open, still humming softly, tilted at a perfect 'crime scene' angle.
Nicholas: "I didn't touch it. It started itself."
Harua: "...You said that about the soda too."
Scene 2: Emergency Dorm Meeting
Living Room, 9:30 AM
EJ called the meeting.
K was already rubbing his temples.
Jo came in holding his headphones like a wounded pet.
Fuma: "Okay. Let's recap."
Maki, holding up a whiteboard titled "Disaster List":
Soda Incident: Taki shook the can. Nicholas blamed Yuma.
Microwaved Headphones: Unknown assailant. Nicholas strongly suspected.
The Blender Betrayal: Kitchen carnage. Nicholas: present. Again.
K: "Three appliances. One common denominator."
Nicholas: "Maybe I'm cursed."
Taki: "Maybe you're chaos incarnate."
Jo: "Maybe stop touching things."
Nicholas (raising hands): "I didn't even use the blender this time!"
Yuma: "Okay, then who made it explode?!"
Silence.
From the corner, Harua raises a hand. "I might've accidentally pushed it while reaching for my cereal."
Everyone turns slowly.
Harua: "...But Nicholas looked like he could handle it."
Scene 3: The Interrogation (Again)
New setting: the hallway closet turned "Appliance Crimes HQ."
K leads the questioning.
K: "Nicholas, are you aware that since your arrival in this dorm, no electronic device has survived?"
Nicholas: "You act like I planned this. I didn't wake up and choose blender warfare."
Jo: "You did suggest starting a cooking vlog this morning."
Nicholas: "And that's a crime now?"
Taki: "YES. YES IT IS."
Scene 4: Meanwhile, Yuma...
Yuma's taking notes in his "Evidence Log."
Yuma: "We need to stop this before he destroys the rice cooker."
Harua (genuinely concerned): "Not the rice cooker..."
Maki walks in, covered in glitter.
Maki: "Unrelated, but someone replaced my shampoo with whipped cream again."
Everyone turns to Nicholas.
Nicholas: "Okay, that one was funny."
Scene 5: Jo Loses It
Jo stares at the destroyed blender, the microwave grave, and his soda-stained books.
Jo: "I just wanted to drink water in peace today."
Nicholas: "And I just wanted a smoothie. Life comes at you fast."
K: "From now on, Nicholas is banned from the kitchen."
Fuma: "Seconded."
EJ: "Also—Jo, Yuma. You're in charge of locking up any appliances at night."
Jo: "Like we're babysitting a waffle maker?"
EJ: "Exactly."
Scene 6: The Redemption Smoothie
Later that night, Nicholas sneaks into the kitchen with Jo and Yuma watching like hawks.
Nicholas: "Let me redeem myself. One smoothie. That's it."
Yuma: "One mistake and you're on dish duty for a month."
Jo: "And we're hiding your glitter shampoo."
Nicholas: "Deal."
He blends.
It doesn't explode.
Jo: "...It actually smells good."
Yuma: "Still not drinking it."
Jo sips.
Jo: "Okay, it slaps."
Final Scene: A Note Left on the Blender
Written in glitter pen, suspiciously Nicholas' style.
"RIP to the first blender. You went out violently. But your successor lives on in mango glory."
Signed:
The Appliance Slayer (Formerly Known as Nicholas)
End Scene.
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