Here's 15-scenes from &TEAM group chat chaos dump — filled with unhinged energy, sibling-level bickering, dumb questions, and the kind of replies that make you wonder how this group functions daily. Screenshots not included, but the energy is real.

Title: "Why Are We Like This?"

(Chat name: '&TEA ☕️ but unhinged')

1. Maki's Existential Crisis

Maki: if i eat instant noodles in 3 minutes does that make me the instant?

Harua: go to sleep.

Yuma: wait... he's onto something.

Nicholas: not this again.

2. Fuma Sends a Calendar Invite

Fuma: 📅 Reminder: Cleaning day tomorrow!!

Jo: i didn't agree to this

Taki: if i disappear it's on purpose

Fuma: 🧹 either you clean or you become the mess

EJ: he's not wrong

3. Taki's Late-Night Screaming

Taki: I JUST SAW A SPIDER

K: calmly remove it

Taki: IT LOOKED AT ME WITH ATTITUDE

Yuma: did it raise an eyebrow?

Maki: what if it was a fan

4. Nicholas Drops Philosophy at 2 AM

Nicholas: what if the moon is just the sun in night mode

Harua: logging out.

EJ: deleting the moon

Jo: updating its software tonight actually

5. Jo Names Everyone's Auras

Jo: K – calm & judgmental

**Fuma – responsible but one step from quitting

**Yuma – suspiciously poetic

**Maki – chaos in pastel

**Taki – puppy energy with demon core

**EJ – leader mode, always buffering

**Harua – cinnamon roll but you dropped it

**Nicholas – explosive glitter bomb

Nicholas: i accept that

6. Yuma Starts a Cult (Accidentally)

Yuma: who wants to join my "Soup is Superior" movement

Maki: i'm in.

Harua: what is the initiation

Yuma: just say "broth over beans"

Nicholas: you need help

7. K Schedules Practice at 6AM

K: meet at the studio. 6AM. no excuses.

Taki: that's illegal

Nicholas: what if i sleep at the studio

Jo: what if we fake a group flu

K: i will drag you all personally

Fuma: he means it. I've seen it happen

8. Fuma Gets Betrayed

Fuma: who stole my plush eevee

Yuma: define "stole"

Maki: define "yours"

Fuma: define "funeral"

Jo: oh

9. Taki Sends a Selfie, Chaos Ensues

Taki: 😋✨

Nicholas: delete.

Maki: pinned.

Harua: hearted.

EJ: turned into an album cover

K: reported.

10. Maki Sings in Voice Chat

Maki sends a 12-second voice memo humming a sad ballad.

Harua: ...are you okay

Maki: just dramatic

Yuma: sounds like the soundtrack to being left on read

Nicholas: i felt it in my bones

11. Harua Accidentally Confesses

Harua: maki's laugh is cute

Harua: WAIT

Harua: wrong chat

Jo: no it's not

Maki: yes it is 🥰

Yuma: screenshotting for future blackmail

12. Jo Asks the Real Questions

Jo: if you could punch one of us and we couldn't get mad, who would it be

Nicholas: myself

Taki: Nicholas

Harua: Nicholas

EJ: Nicholas

Nicholas: i walked into that

Fuma: i'd just hug everyone

Jo: loser

13. EJ Catches Them in 4K

EJ: I see the group cam. You're all awake.

Yuma: no

Taki: i'm asleep with my eyes open

Maki: lucid dreaming

Nicholas: why do you have access to surveillance

EJ: leader perks

14. Nicholas Tries to Change the Group Name

Nicholas changed the group name to: ✨ Nicholas & His Background Dancers ✨

K changed it back to: &TEAM

Nicholas changed it again to: 🌟 Daddy Dom and The Disco Boys 🌟

EJ: STOP

Fuma: blocked

15. The Final Warning

K: If I see one more cursed meme in this chat I'm deleting the Wi-Fi.

Maki: too late

Maki sends a photo of Nicholas with cat ears photoshopped onto him saying "nya-rrator of chaos."

Yuma: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

Taki: it was nice knowing you all

16. TYPING ONLY IN ALL CAPS FOR A DAY CHALLENGE

🗓 Initiated by: Nicholas, obviously.

Nicholas: FROM THIS MOMENT ON, ONLY ALL CAPS. NO EXCUSES.

Jo: I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE

Taki: TOO LATE YOU JUST DID 😎

Maki: THIS FEELS AGGRESSIVE BUT I LOVE IT

Yuma: AM I YELLING OR AM I VIBING

Harua: WHY DOES THIS FEEL LIKE AN ARGUMENT EVEN WHEN I'M SAYING "HI"

Fuma: I AM ALREADY TIRED

EJ: THIS IS NOT PRODUCTIVE

Nicholas: THAT'S THE POINT

K: I WILL END THIS WITH MY BARE HANDS

Jo: THAT WAS THE SCARIEST MESSAGE OF ALL

4 hours later...

Taki: I CAN'T STOP YELLING EVEN OUT LOUD HELP

Harua: MY MOM CALLED AND I SAID "HELLO??" AT 90 DECIBELS

Nicholas: MY BAD

Fuma: MY EARS HAVE FILED FOR RETIREMENT

EJ: OKAY, ENOUGH. RETURN TO LOWERCASE OR I'M REVOCING THE SNACK CABINET

Nicholas: fine.

17. BUBBLE-STYLE FAN APP REPLIES (FEELING UNHINGED)

🗨️ The members should not be allowed on their phones this late.

💬 FAN: "Taki, did you eat today?"

Taki: i ate three feelings, one regret, and a cookie. we're good 👍

💬 FAN: "K, what are you doing right now?"

K: watching the group slowly descend into madness. and drinking tea.

💬 FAN: "Nicholas I love your fashion sense!"

Nicholas: thank you, I pick outfits based on which ones would offend the haters most

💬 FAN: "Harua, why are you so cute?"

Harua: it's the genetic lottery and a little bit of sadness 💅✨

💬 FAN: "Jo, are you sleeping enough?"

Jo: yes. in spirit. not in practice.

💬 FAN: "Fuma what's your skincare routine?"

Fuma: water, stress, screaming, and regret. also toner.

💬 FAN: "Maki what's your comfort food?"

Maki: air. and attention.

💬 FAN: "Yuma, are you okay?"

Yuma: define "okay" because emotionally I'm a spilled slushie

💬 FAN: "EJ, how do you deal with the chaos?"

EJ: with caffeine. and controlled disassociation.

Bonus Moments from the Fan App Feed:

Nicholas posts a blurry selfie captioned: "WHO GAVE ME A CAMERA I FEEL POWERFUL"

Maki sends a photo of his socks: "feeling ✨fashionable✨"

Taki responds to every fan with 'i love you more' and means it

Harua posts a selfie with the caption: "i am soft. do not test me."

Jo updates his status to: "Emotionally charging. Do not unplug."

K simply posts: "Why are my children like this."

Yuma replies to a message with just: "🫠"

Fuma shares a cooking photo titled: "Chaotic but edible. Like us."