This hilarious oneshot gives Nicholas & Fuma ultimate parent energy, and Maki slowly accepting his fate. 😂🔥

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"...I was just complimenting him?"
"That's OUR kid you're talking about."
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Nicholas and Fuma never planned to be Maki's parents.

But somehow, it just happened.

Maybe it was because Maki was the youngest.

Or maybe—

It was just too fun to mess with him.

Regardless, Nicholas and Fuma became Maki's Unofficial Parents™.

1) The Baby Bird Incident

Maki was minding his own business, eating quietly.

Nicholas stared.

Fuma also stared.

Maki, pausing mid-bite: "What?"

Nicholas, smirking: "You eat so neatly. Like a baby bird."

Fuma nodded. "So well-behaved."

Maki, blinking: "...I'm literally just eating."

Nicholas grinned. "A very well-trained baby bird."

Maki, realizing he was doomed: "...I regret sitting here."

2) The Grocery Store Disaster

Fuma: "Maki, grab whatever you want."

Nicholas: "We're treating you."

Maki, excitedly grabbing a snack.

Nicholas and Fuma: "Not that."

Maki: "...Then why did you tell me I could pick?"

Fuma: "We meant 'pick something we approve of.'"

Nicholas: "You're a growing boy. Get protein."

Maki, deadpan: "I am no longer excited."

3) The Bedtime Struggle

Fuma: "Go to bed."

Maki: "I'm not tired."

Nicholas: "Okay." Turns off the WiFi.

Maki, bolting upright: "WAIT."

Fuma: "Goodnight."

Nicholas: "We win again."

4) The 'Too Young' Agenda

Maki: "I want coffee."

Nicholas: "No."

Maki: "Why not?"

Fuma: "Because you're too young."

Maki: "...I'M NOT A CHILD."

Nicholas: "Then why are you pouting?"

Maki, pouting harder: "I hate you."

5) The Cold Weather Crisis

Maki: Wearing a hoodie and shivering.

Fuma: "Are you cold?"

Maki: "No."

Nicholas: Immediately drapes his jacket over Maki.

Fuma: Hands him a scarf.

Maki, now buried in warmth: "...I can't even move."

Nicholas: "Exactly."

6) The Protective Parents Mode™

Stranger: "Wow, Maki is so cute."

Nicholas: "...Who are you?"

Fuma: "Step back."

Stranger: "...I was just complimenting him?"

Nicholas: "That's OUR kid you're talking about."

Maki, hiding his face: "I don't know them."

7) The Clingy 'Parents'

Maki: "I'm going out for a walk."

Nicholas: "Not alone."

Fuma: "We're coming."

Maki: "...I need space."

Nicholas: "That's too bad."

Fuma: "We're a family."

Maki: "...I hate this family."

8) The Sick Day Overreaction

Maki: Sneezes once.

Nicholas and Fuma: "GO TO BED."

Maki: "IT'S JUST A SNEEZE."

Fuma: "You need rest."

Nicholas: "You need soup."

Maki, already buried under three blankets: "...I can't escape, can I?"

9) The Unexpected Compliment

Maki: "I messed up today."

Nicholas: "That's okay. You're doing great."

Fuma: "We're proud of you."

Maki, freezing mid-breath: "...What?"

Nicholas: "What? We mean it."

Maki, quietly panicking: "...How do I respond to this."

10) The Final Acceptance

Maki: "...So you guys really see me as your kid?"

Nicholas & Fuma: "Yes."

Maki: "...That's weird."

Nicholas: "You love it."

Maki: "...Maybe."

Fuma: "He admitted it."

Nicholas: "We win."

And just like that—

Maki had two parents for life.