K's Kitchen: Chaos Containment & Cooking Lessons
You've officially unlocked peak domestic fluff with chaotic cooking energy, unintentional soft moments, and full-fledged "dad mode" from K. Here's your 1,000-word sequel to the Taki-K "Father-Son Saga":
Dynamic: K (reluctant but soft father-figure) × Taki (chaotic gremlin child)
Trope: Cooking vlog, accidental confessions, and love in lunchbox notes
Sequel to: Father-Son Disaster Day
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"You will follow my instructions."
"I will follow my heart."
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"Welcome to K's Kitchen," the camera begins recording.
K stands behind the counter, clean apron tied perfectly, ingredients organized in a borderline military layout. He nods once at the camera like a man who's been emotionally blackmailed into doing this.
Next to him, Taki.
Wearing an apron with a cat on it. Holding a wooden spoon like it's a weapon. Already smiling like he's going to cause irreversible damage.
K glances at him. "You will follow my instructions."
"I will follow my heart."
K sighs deeply. "This is going to be a long vlog."
🎥 Episode Title: "How Not To Burn Eggs (Again)"
"This episode is to redeem Taki's crimes against breakfast," K announces.
"Hey! I didn't burn them—"
"They were fused to the pan."
"Modern art."
K holds up a perfect egg. "Today, we are making a full bento. Balanced. Simple. No chaos."
Taki salutes. "Yes, General Dad."
K blinks. "Stop calling me that."
"Sorry, Chef Dad."
K stares directly into the camera. "Send help."
🍱 The Cooking Chaos Begins
Taki immediately peels a boiled egg with the intensity of someone defusing a bomb.
"Do I slice it like this?" he asks, knife in hand, completely wrong.
K silently takes the knife. "I value my fingers."
"Yours or mine?"
"Both."
They move on to shaping rice balls.
Taki accidentally flings one across the kitchen. It sticks to the fridge.
K says nothing. Just stares. Picks up another rice ball and shapes it flawlessly.
"I swear you trained in a secret chef dojo," Taki mutters.
K hands him one. "Again. But without the wrist flick of a ninja."
"Boring."
🎥 Unedited Clip – THE MOMENT
As Taki gently places cherry tomatoes in a silicone cup, K murmurs off-camera:
"Careful with that, my kid's gonna drop it."
Taki doesn't catch it.
The editor doesn't cut it.
The fans, of course, catch it immediately.
📦 The Bento Reveal
The final bento is beautiful. Balanced, colorful, cute.
Taki's is slightly messier, but still impressive.
He beams. "Chef Dad, I've evolved."
K shrugs. "I won't deny it."
They sit and try their creations.
Taki takes one bite and dramatically falls to his knees. "I've peaked."
K calmly sips tea. "Congratulations. You've reached the bare minimum of edible."
Taki throws a tomato at him. K catches it mid-air and eats it.
🎥 Behind the Scenes
Nicholas passes by the camera mid-recording:
"Is this your son now?"
K: "Has been for a while."
Taki: "I KNEW IT."
K: "Stop smiling so hard."
Taki: "You said it! You SAID IT."
K hides behind a rice mold.
🥪 The Next Morning
Taki wakes up to find a perfectly packed bento in the fridge with his name on it.
Under the rice ball is a sticky note:
Drink water. Don't challenge anyone to anything involving fire.
– K (aka your not-dad but also kind of your dad)
Taki smiles so hard he drops the carton of milk.
📸 Later That Day
Taki posts a blurry photo of the bento with the note.
Caption:
K said "I'm not your dad" but then left me a note like this 💀
#KitchenKing #HeCaresInSilence #KindaMyDadIDK
The comments lose it.
"HE SAID MY KID IN THE VLOG I'M SOBBING"
"Taki really daughter-zoned himself into a loving parental dynamic"
"K out here feeding and parenting like it's a side quest"
The End.
(But the lunchboxes and notes keep coming.)
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