this is your unfiltered, chaotic &TEAM Q/A oneshot, hosted by none other than yours truly: MultistanDownBad, queen of questions no idol is ever ready for 😌💅

Starring: Chaos, questionable questions, and members questioning their life choices

Host: YOU — MultistanDownBad

🎤 [INTRO — the Icon]

Camera turns on. Slightly tilted. Vibes: immaculate.

MultistanDownBad :
"Hi everyone, I'm your favorite unhinged MC, MultistanDownBad. Today, I'm not asking your usual boring 'who's the messiest member' nonsense. No.
I'm here to make the boys of &TEAM suffer—philosophically. Emotionally. Existentially.
Let's begin."

🧼 [1. Maki — The Soap Dilemma]

MultistanDownBad:
"Maki. If you drop soap on the floor... is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?"

Maki:
"...Why would you say something so cursed to me right at the start?"
Stares into the void.
"I think... the soap sacrifices itself to clean the floor. But then the soap becomes dirty in the process. So like... is that a metaphor for idols?"
pauses
"Wait... am I the soap?"

🍌 [2. Nicholas — Banana Justice]

MultistanDownBad:
"Nicholas. If someone eats half a banana, is the banana dead or just injured?"

Nicholas:
Eyes narrow. Lips purse. Dramatic sigh.
"The banana is wounded. Mortally. But its legacy... lives on in potassium."
leans forward, dead serious
"If you ever eat a banana sideways, though, you're a criminal. I don't make the rules."

🔮 [3. Harua — The Oracle Thought Spiral]

MultistanDownBad:
"Harua, if you replace every part of a broom over time, is it still the same broom?"

Harua:
eyes widen
"...Are you telling me my broom is not my broom?!"
starts overthinking
"What about my toothbrush??"
looks directly into camera
"Multistan... what have you done to me."

🎮 [4. Yuma — The Gaming Quandary]

MultistanDownBad:
"Yuma. If you pause a video game, are the characters just stuck there... aware... waiting for you to return?"

Yuma:
visibly panics
"WHAT IF THEY ARE. OH MY GOD."
mumbles
"Mario's just standing there. In limbo. Forever mid-jump..."
stares at hands
"I've been a villain all along."

🥣 [5. Taki — Spoon Logic]

MultistanDownBad:
"Taki. If you stir soup with a fork, does that mean you're mixing it, or stabbing it repeatedly?"

Taki:
laughs for 3 minutes straight
"That soup owed me money and I came to collect."
"Wait, wait—if the fork touches the soul of the soup, am I... a soup whisperer?"

💅 [6. EJ — The Mirror Crisis]

MultistanDownBad:
"EJ. If you clean a mirror... how do you know the mirror isn't cleaning you back?"

EJ:
long, slow blink
"...You need sleep."
folds arms, leans in
"But also... what if the mirror remembers every face it's ever seen? What if it's judging me every time I do my skincare?"
shudders
"Mirrors are snitches."

🧃 [7. Fuma — Juice Dilemma]

MultistanDownBad:
"Fuma. Is cereal a soup? And is orange juice just liquid fruit salad?"

Fuma:
deep sigh
"I knew you were going to come for me."
"No. Cereal is chaos in a bowl. Soup has dignity."
"And orange juice is betrayal. Especially with pulp."
points at camera
"If you drink orange juice with pulp, don't talk to me."

📺 [8. Jo — Simulation Theory Activate]

MultistanDownBad:
"Jo. If we're living in a simulation... who do you think's playing you, and are they doing a good job?"

Jo:
"Oh, they're definitely sleep-deprived. Possibly drunk on bubble tea."
"But I respect their chaos."
"Could they buff my dance stats, though? Just a little?"
looks into sky
"Hey, Player 1. I need better luck on gacha rolls too."

🐾 [9. K — Leadership Paradox]

MultistanDownBad:
"K. If a dog wears pants, does it wear them on the back legs or all four?"

K:
"...This is the worst question anyone's ever asked me."
considers it anyway
"Back legs. Obviously."
"Because if you put pants on all four, it's a bodysuit. That's not pants. That's fashion."

🌪️ Taki

Q: "If you were a tornado, which member would you destroy first and why?"
Bonus: Would you apologize or just spin away dramatically?

Taki:
"Oh. Jo. Definitely Jo. He's too calm. I'd ruin his tea corner first just to see what happens."
grins like a Disney villain
"I would not apologize. I would spin away in slow motion to a dramatic violin soundtrack."

🍄 Yuma

Q: "If mushrooms could scream, would you still eat them?"
Follow-up: Which food would betray you in a horror movie?

Yuma:
"...Yes. But I'd wear noise-canceling headphones to emotionally detach."
"As for betrayal? Bananas. They look friendly, but I know one day I'll slip on one and it'll be personal."

🧻 Harua

Q: "Unlimited snacks but no Wi-Fi, or perfect Wi-Fi but the toilet paper roll is always empty?"
Also: Under or over on the TP roll? Your answer will be judged.

Harua:
"...Perfect Wi-Fi. I can suffer in silence. Literally."
"As for the toilet paper? Over. What kind of monster does under?"
pauses
"If someone answers under, they're the plot twist in a thriller."

🧠 Jo

Q: "What's your background music during awkward silences?"
Follow-up: What's your dramatic hallway theme song?"

Jo:
"Awkward silence? That SpongeBob music. You know the one."
does the tune. perfectly.
"My dramatic hallway walk song? 'Gasoline' by The Weeknd. No thoughts. Just mood."

🧊 Nicholas

Q: "If ice cubes had feelings, would you still let them melt?"
Bonus: What does your fridge think of you?"

Nicholas:
"...I'd still melt them. But I'd say sorry. That counts, right?"
deadpan
"My fridge probably hates me. I open it 40 times a day just to stare like something new might show up."
"It's my emotional support appliance."

🐔 Fuma

Q: "Would you rather fight 100 chicken-sized EJ's or 1 EJ-sized chicken?"
How long would you last?

Fuma:
immediately "One big chicken. I'm not about to get pecked to death by 100 tiny EJ's. He already controls my life. Tiny versions of him? That's a nightmare."
"I'd last like... 3 minutes. Max."

🪞 K

Q: "If your reflection could talk, what's the first thing it would say to you in the morning?"
Bonus: Is it judging your practice fits?"

K:
blinks slowly
"'Again? You're awake again?'"
"And yes. It 100% judges me when I wear mismatched socks. I'm like, 'It's dance class!' and my reflection's like, 'Not with that combo, it's not.'"

🥛 EJ

Q: "Is cereal soup? Is milk the broth or the villain?"
Bonus: Rank your trust in dairy products.

EJ:
"...Cereal is a trap. Milk is the villain. Almond milk is the anti-hero."
"Cheese: trusted. Ice cream: chaotic good. Yogurt? Neutral. Whipped cream? Unhinged. Butter? Knows too much."

🌈 Maki

Q: "If rainbows had flavors, what would each color be?"
Which one would betray you?"

Maki:
"Red: spicy cinnamon. Orange: tangy peach. Yellow: lemon zest. Green: sour apple. Blue: blue raspberry. Purple: mysterious grape soda energy."
leans in dramatically
"Blue would betray me. It's too pretty. Too fake. It'd ghost me and never explain why."

⚡ Rapid Fire Chaos Round (No Time To Think, Only Screaming)

Q1: Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?

Jo: "Spaghetti. I'd boil myself daily."
Fuma: "Syrup. Sticky but aesthetic."
Taki: "Hair spaghetti. I'd style it like a perm."
Nicholas: "Both. Go big or go weird."

Q2: If you meow at a cat and it meows back, who started the conversation?

Yuma: "The cat. I was answering."
Harua: "I think I started it but the cat finished it emotionally."
EJ: "It's mutual. That's love."

Q3: Where do socks go in the dryer? Alternate dimension or rebellion?

K: "Sock rebellion. They've unionized."
Fuma: "They go to the same place missing Tupperware lids go."
Jo: "They become spirits. That's why my left foot is always cold."

Q4: If your left shoe became sentient, would it run away or demand royalties?

Nicholas: "Mine would sue me. I step on it weird."
Maki: "Mine would ask for a spa day and a raise."
Taki: "It'd become a vlogger. I step in interesting places."

Q5: Is water wet or just aggressively hydrated?

Yuma: "Aggressively hydrated. And smug about it."
Harua: "Water's wet. But also, emotionally unstable."
EJ: "I'm too tired for this question. Pass."

🫢 [BONUS CHAOS ROUND — Group Question]

MultistanDownBad:
"Okay, last one. If you all screamed at the same time in the dorm, who would the neighbors blame first?"

&TEAM (chaotic chorus):
Taki.
Taki.
TAKI.
TAKI.
Taki throws his hands up in betrayal.
Taki: "WHAT DID I DO?!"

Fuma: "You were born loud."
Nicholas: "Your laugh has its own zip code."
Jo: "Your whisper is 70 decibels."
Taki: "This is a hate crime."

🎤 Closing Words – From You

MultistanDownBad (you):
"Well, that's all the damage I have for today. Thank you,&TEAM for surviving my mental obstacle course. You may now go back to regretting your answers, questioning your fridge, and never trusting rainbows again."

&TEAM in unison:
"...Never again."

MultistanDownBad:
"Well, that concludes today's mental spiral with &TEAM. Thank you for answering questions no one should ever have to think about at 2AM."

"Final thoughts?"

Yuma: "I'll never look at cereal the same."
Harua: "I'm afraid of my broom now."
Maki (hugging the lamp): "Lumière would've understood."
Taki: "I'm suing everyone."