This hilarious oneshot gives Harua ultimate resistance, EJ ultimate suffering, and LUNÉ way too much power. 😂🔥

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EJ: "We lost." 
Harua: nods "We lost."
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Harua and EJ had always been close.

It wasn't a big deal.

They just... gravitated toward each other.

Always sitting next to each other, sharing snacks, matching outfits without realizing it.

Completely normal best friend behavior.

At least, that's what they thought.

But LUNÉ?

And the rest of &TEAM?

They had different opinions.

It all started during a group live.

Jo was scrolling through the comments when he suddenly grinned.

"Ohhh, I like this one," Jo said, clearing his throat. "It says, 'Harua and EJ are literally the cutest members in &TEAM.'"

Instant silence.

EJ, who had been casually drinking water, froze mid-sip.

Harua, who had been looking at his phone, blinked slowly.

Then—

chaos.

"YES, FINALLY!" Taki shouted, pointing at them. "SOMEONE SAID IT."

Fuma nodded wisely. "We've all been thinking it."

Nicholas, smirking, leaned closer. "Harua and EJ... the cutest? Interesting."

Harua immediately frowned. "I don't accept this."

EJ groaned, already sensing disaster. "Absolutely not."

Yuma, grinning, patted EJ's shoulder. "No, no. We need to fully analyze this."

Jo turned to the camera. "LUNÉ, tell us more."

💬 "THEY REALLY ARE THE CUTEST."

💬 "Harua and EJ literally give golden retriever and his emotional support cat."

💬 "THEIR MATCHING OUTFITS TODAY???"

💬 "The way EJ always shares his snacks with Harua 🥹"

💬 "Harua and EJ = &TEAM's most wholesome duo."

Harua crossed his arms. "LUNÉ, I need you to stop."

EJ exhaled sharply. "For once, I agree."

Taki gasped dramatically. "LOOK. THEY'RE TEAMING UP. THAT'S EVEN CUTER."

Yuma giggled. "Harua, do you accept your title as &TEAM's cutest?"

Harua shook his head. "No."

EJ groaned. "I refuse."

Nicholas grinned. "EJ, Harua, you're fighting a losing battle."

Fuma nodded. "If LUNÉ says it, it must be true."

K, who had been silently watching the chaos, finally smirked. "I think we should start calling them the 'Certified Cutest Duo.'"

Jo gasped. "OHHH, THAT'S GOOD."

Taki cheered. "CERTIFIED CUTEST."

LUNÉ immediately took the name and ran with it.

💬 "Certified Cutest™ confirmed."

💬 "I'm making a fan edit RIGHT NOW."

💬 "Guys, this is official lore."

EJ, realizing this was now permanent, collapsed onto the couch.

"This is the worst day of my life."

Harua, equally done, sighed. "Agreed."

For the next week, LUNÉ and the members did not let it go.

At every opportunity:

"And here we have our Certified Cutest Duo™ in the wild." – Jo, while filming EJ and Harua walking into practice."Harua, should we get matching sweaters? It'll make LUNÉ happy." – Yuma, smirking."EJ, share your food. It's what Certified Cutest™ would do." – Nicholas, stealing his fries."Harua, say something cute." – Taki, holding a microphone dramatically.

LUNÉ, of course, kept fueling the fire.

💬 "They even LAUGH cutely together???"

💬 "New &TEAM rule: Harua and EJ must always sit together."

💬 "Petition to make 'Certified Cutest' an official unit name."

EJ, at his limit, turned to Harua. "Aren't you going to do something? You started this fight with me."

Harua, expression blank, said nothing.

Then—

He stood up.

Walked over to the camera.

Looked directly into the lens.

And said—

"LUNÉ, stop."

Silence.

Then—

💬 "LUNÉ, DO NOT STOP."

💬 "WE WILL NEVER STOP."

💬 "OUR MISSION IS CLEAR."

💬 "EVEN HARUA CAN'T STOP US."

💬 "This is a movement."

Harua slowly turned back to EJ.

EJ sighed. "We lost."

Harua nodded. "We lost."

By the time they had fully given up, LUNÉ had made it worse.

💬 "Harua and EJ, please take a selfie for us. Certified Cutest™ tradition."

💬 "Guys, it's been a week. You need to accept your fate."

💬 "WE ARE NEVER LETTING THIS GO."

Harua glanced at EJ.

EJ glanced at Harua.

They both sighed.

And finally—

They took the selfie.

Harua sent it with a single caption:

"We give up."

LUNÉ lost their minds.

💬 "VICTORY."

💬 "THIS IS HISTORIC."

💬 "CERTIFIED CUTEST™ FOREVER."

And just like that—

Certified Cutest™ became &TEAM's greatest inside joke.

And Harua and EJ?

They never lived it down.