NJM-
Yooooooooooooooo
Bitch.

HRN-
Istfg.
You do know that it's 4 am right?

NJM-
Yup.

HRN-
And you're texting me.

NJM-
Yup.

HRN-
What are you doing?

NJM-
What are YOU doing?

HRN-
Texting you.

NJM-
Oh yeah.
OH.
U KNOW
U KNOW
U KNOW
TDAYYYYYYYYYYYY.

HRN-
You mean yesterday?

NJM-
No, yestoday.

HRN-
Do you want me to kick your ass?

NJM-
Please?
I'm single.
I don't want to be single.

HRN-
Do something then.
JUST FUCKING FLIRT WITH SOMEONE U IDIOT.

NJM-
BITCHHHHHHHH HOW?????
I CAN'T CASUALLY ASK A CUTE ASS GIRL TO DATE ME.

HRN-
ASK A BOY OUT INSTEAD.

NJM-
EWWWWWW.
THE FUCK?????
IM NOT GAY.
IM STRAIGHT.
I WILL NEVER BE GAY.
EVER.
S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T.
I AM STRAIGHT AS A RULER.

HRN-
RULERS ARE BENDABLE.

NJM-
WHAT ARE YOU?
A 7-YEAR-OLD????

HRN-
JUST BECAUSE IM 170CM AND YOU'RE 175CM DOESNT MEAN IM YOUNG.

NJM-
OOPSSSS
IM SORRY GRANPAAAAAA.

HRN-
FUCK YOU.

NJM-
YOU CANT THO.
IM DOMINANT.

HRN-
OH MY GOD ARE YOU DONE TEXTING ME ABOUT THIS???
I WANT TO CONTINUE MY BEAUTY SLEEP WITH MY TWO BOYFRIENDS.

NJM-
YOU'RE LUCKY.
HAVING TWO BOYFRIENDS.

HRN-
I KNOW I AM.
UNLIKE YOU.
AWKWARD WEIRD ASS FLIRTY BITCH.

NJM-
U TAKE THAT BACK.

HRN-
TRY ME.

NJM-
CAN WE STOP TALKING BOUT THIS????
I WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED IT CHEMISTRY CLASS.

HRN-
FINE.
SPILL THE TEA SIS.

NJM-
SO BASICALLY.
IN CHEMISTRY CLASS
I WAS SITTING NEAR THE WINDOW.
BASICALLY SLEEPING CUZ I DONT GIVE A FUCKING DAMN ABOUT CHEMISTRY.
BUT THEN.
THERES A NEW STUDENT.
AND ITS A BOY.
I CANT LIE TO YOU.
IM BEING HONEST HERE.
HE IS REALLY CUTE.
NOT LIKE IN A LOVE WAY BUT IN A FRIENDLY WAY.
UNDERSTAND???????
BTW HIS NAME IS JENO

HRN-
I,HUANG RENJUN, HERE BY DECLARE THAT YOU ARE OFFICIALLY GAY.

NJM-
EXCUSE ME?????????
IM NOT
IM STRAIGHT AS A LINE.

HRN-
NO YOU'RE NOT.
JUST ADMIT IT.
YOU ARE GAY.
SIMPLE.

NJM-
IM NOT GAY.

HRN-
YES YOU ARE.
NOW BYE.
I WANT TO SLEEP.
FUCK YOU MAN.
FOR WAKING UP MY TWO CUTE BOYFRIENDS.

NJM-
ANYTIME BITCH.