𝗯 𝘆 :: 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿 [[𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗼]]
𝗳 𝗶 𝗹 𝗲  𝘁 𝘆 𝗽 𝗲 :: 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳, 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸
𝘄 𝗮 𝗿 𝗻 𝗶 𝗻 𝗴 :: 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗯𝗮𝗱 𝗷𝗼𝗸𝗲 (𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗼𝘂𝗿)

How would you describe your lover?

You didn't even have to think about it. Haitani Ran was...

A pain in the ass.

Ding dong! Ding dong!

"(Y/N)-CHAN! ARE YOU THERE?" an annoying, yet slightly familiar voice called faintly.

You sat up in bed and rubbed your eyes groggily, hoping that you were hallucinating and someone wasn't calling your name in the dead of the night.

Right...I'm definitely dreami-

"(Y/N)! HELLOOOOOO! C'MERE!"

Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong!

You froze in anxiousness, but opted to pretend you didn't hear anything and go back to sleep. But just as you lay your head back down on the pillow again, you heard a weird sound from the windows.

Tok. Tok. Tok.

You looked to where your window was and saw that tiny rocks were being thrown on it, and just as you stood up to check it out, you heard a shattering sound and a rock (that looked suspiciously like the ones in your backyard, mind you) clattered to your feet along with a few shards of glass.
You then looked to your window and saw that it had a hole had shattered on it.

Whoever the fuck that was did not just break my window.

Your previously half-opened eyes were peeled wide and full of alertness as you picked up your phone from the nightstand (to call the police just in case) and walked to your poor, shattered window to see who was the culprit.

"(Y/n)- OH SHIT DID I JUST BREAK THE WINDOW?"

At that moment, you wished you hadn't said yes when you got confessed to a year ago.

Because standing pathetically on your backyard, rocks by his feet and a shocked look on his face, was your boyfriend Haitani Ran.

Ran stood right at the door with a cocky smirk on his face.

"Fix it."

"Aw, c'mon love! I'll fix it right after you give me a kiss."

To say you were livid was an understatement. Your annoying shit of a boyfriend woke you up and broke your window in the middle of the night just for a goodnight kiss you forgot to give him a day ago.

You grabbed Ran's collar and pulled him down to your level, glaring at him with an intent to kill. "I'm not kidding. When i count to 3, you had better run to my room and fix my goddamn window or I'm gonna break up with you.

1.

2.

3-"

Before you could finish, Ran suddenly pulled you into his embrace and gave you a very painful kiss, before patting you on the head and turning tail (you could say he Ran).

You froze there, hand in the air and eyes blown wide. Your lips were stinging after Ran literally smashed his lips into yours, and your face just turned so red people would think you had a fever if they saw you. Through the gap in the door, Ran took a last peek at you before he sped off on his motorcycle with a prideful smirk.

Haitani Ran was a cocky, smooth and undeniably hot pain in the ass.

"Wait..."
The asshole forgot to fix your broken window.