Hyunjinhoe-
Your dog is PREGNANT.

SeungMean-
What the fuck?
I

stfg.
I went out to buy dog food.
And I asked you to take care of my dog.
And NOW THIS?

Hyunjinhoe-
I thought he was hungry 👉👈

Seungmean-
I gave him food before asking you to babysit him.
MY POOR BABY WONPIL.

Hyunjinhoe-
Do you really have to give him that name?

Seungmean-
Why not?
My love tOWARDS WONPIL IS HUGE.

Hyunjinhoe-
Uh-
No.
Bitch. Park Jinyoung is bettah.

Seungmean-
Shut up.
Back about my dog.

Hyunjinhoe-
Ouch.

Seungmean-
Stfu.
Idc about your flirty life.

Hyunjinhoe-
I-
Well that's rude.

Seungmean-
Who?
You?

Hyunjinhoe-
...

Seungmean-
Aww
That's a cute cat.

Hyunjinhoe-
That's my cat.

Seungmean-
Oh my god.
What have you done to it?

Hyunjinhoe-
I clicked at the wrong time.

Seungmean-
Is your cat still alive?

Hyunjinhoe-
What do you think?

Seungmean-
No.

Hyunjinhoe-

Dude.
He's still alive

Seungmean-
It's a he?
What's his name?

Hyunjinhoe-
Jinyoung.

Seungmean-
Oh.

Hyunjinhoe-
Are you sure, hoe?

Seungmean-
Don't 'hoe' me.
I'll sue you.

Hyunjinhoe-

Seungmean-
Don't try demon.
I'll call him.

Hyunjinhoe-
No.
Don't you dare.

Seungmean-
Try me,bitch.

Hyunjinhoe-
Okokokok
I'll stop.
Pls don't call Chan.
He's scary when he's mad

Seungmean-
Chan's always like that.
He's a protective dad.
We stan a dad like him 👊

Hyunjinhoe-
Hey.
Wanna come to my house?

Seungmean-
Ew.
No ofc.

Hyunjinhoe-
But I'm boreeeeeeeeeed.

Seungmean-
I don't want to be high on sprite.

Hyunjinhoe-
Oh c'mon.
IM BORED.

Seungmean-
K fine.
Can I bring my dog too?

Hyunjinhoe-
Nah.
I'll bring him to my house.
I'm at your house anyway.

Seungmean-
Mhm.
I'm gonna put my dog's food first.
But. If there's trash everywhere.
I'll slit your throat.

Hyunjinhoe-
Trust me.
I cleaned your house.
It's squeaky clean.

Seungmean-
K fine.
I'll be there in 20 mins.

Hyunjinhoe-
Yeet.
Ok.

Seungmean-
Bye, hoe.

Hyunjinhoe-
Bye sweetheart.

Seungmean-
The fuck?