i was bored, ok? don't judge . . .

me: omg sis your hands are so muddy

my sis: ikr? the clay is everywhere

me: yeah, be careful

my sis: i'm the dirtiest girl in the world!

me: *internally* OMG THANK GOD YOU'RE YOUNG AND INNOCENT BUT WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?????????????????????

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dude (that dog in descendants): wow! that was amazeballs!

my sis: amazeballs? get it?

me: yeah, i get it

my sis: because he's a dog, and he likes balls!

me: *internally* omg gurl you really need to stop with this talk but i guess you're too young and innocent so BUT STILL

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my sis: sissy why?

me: why what?

my sis: why can't i see?

me: wdym?

my sis: why can't i look at the computer screen?

me:

my sis: TELL ME WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE

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my sis: oh, is caillou a book?

me: ig it could be, idk

my sis: wait does that mean there is a caillou movie?

me: wdym?

my sis: bc all books have movies

me: not all books, sis . . .

my sis: but like harry potter

me: yeah

my sis: and jackson percy

me:

me:

me:

me: jAcKsOn PeRcY? JaCkSoN pErCy? WHY WOULD YOU CALL HIM JACKSON PERCY?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????

my sis: oops i meant percy jackson . . .

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my sis: i'm going to go get more potatoes

me & my mom: ok

my sis: *comes back* i got whatever that was left in the pan

my mom: WOAH that's a lot!

my sis: there was only a little left, so i took it! don't blame me!

me: *internally* LOVE MADE ME CRAZY

me: *internally* IF IT DOESN'T YOU AINT DOIN IT RIIIIIGHT

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me: *thinking about ways to poison/kill people with glass*

my sis: *after a fight* sissy is so mean she wants me dead

me *internally*: *chokes on water* WTF GET OUT OF MAH HEAD—

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me: *plays with water*

my sis: *sees me* why're you so wet?

me *internally*: GURL WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO INNOCENT YET DIRTY AT THE SAME TIME—​​​​​​

aaaaand that's it for weird stuff my sister has said! i was laughing so hard after rereading these . . . XDDDDDDDDDDD

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