(Y/N):*Jogging through the woods* i hate exercising

CRUNCH!

(Y/N):what the fuck was that?

CRUNCH!

(Y/N):*starts running*not today

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

(Y/N):HOLLYYYY SHIIITTTTUUUUUUUUUU
*Trips*FUCKING HELL WHYY??!!?

*crunching noise stops*

(Y/N):*panting*huh maybe it was a deer?

???:haha no.

(Y/N):WHAT!!??*gets up then starts running*

???:nope.

(Y/N):*ish now floating and cant move*W-WHAT!?? LET ME GO YA BASTARD!!!

???:...No...

(Y/N):*keeps on moving* *looks like having a seizure*

???:fiiinnee

(Y/N):*landed on butt* FUCK YEAH!!!

???:Not so fast!

(Y/N):*cant move* DAMMIT! WHAT DO YOU WANT!??

???:Your heart~

(Y/N):W-what???

Crunch....crunch....crunch
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Bill:hey kid!

(Y/N):....jfc....

Jean:*in the distance* BILL!!!??

Bill:*whispers*Follow me!

(Y/N):FUCK NO!! WHY THE HELL WOULD I??!!?

Jean:*GASP* DONT HURT (Y/N) YA DINGUS!!!!

Bill:why not?~ he/she looks tasty~

Jean:*slaps Bill*NO! LOOK FOR ANOTHER ONE INSTEAD!

(Y/N):wtf is happening

Bill:he's/she's mine~ go get your own food

Jean:I ALREADY ATE YOUR DORITOS BISH!!!*throws fish at Bill*

Bill:...m-my...babies...

Jean:*carries (Y/N)* okay letsgoletsgoletsgo

(Y/N):Babies???

Jean:later..

Bill:YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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Bill:*tied to a chair* i regret nothing

(Y/N):*eating the last pack of doritos plus drinking mountain dew* MLG!!!

Jean:nobody hurts my child

(Y/N):wat

Jean:shush..

Alex:what happened?whos that?why is Bill tied to a chair?is that Bill's dorito-

Jean:shush later..

Alex:umm okay*walks to (Y/N)*uh here!*shows a (Y/FC) flower crown*

(Y/N):...thanks..? *wears flowercrown*

Artemis:*walks in the room* where are the dorito-....

Karla:Got any drugs? (sorry not sorry karla XD)

Ava:*comes in the room with a pile of leaves in hand* NNAAAAAATTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!

(Y/N):What the fuck is happening?

Artemis:bullshit thats whats happening

Bill:LEMME GO!!!

Jean:later,AND IF YOU DARE SING THIS IS GOSPEL I WILL KILL YOU

Bill:IF YOU LO-oh okay...

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Haha wtf am i doing???
School is near and this is what i just did for the whole vacation

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