Asshole

Jean:Where did all the doritos go?

Hel:*sweats*

Jean:...Hel,did you see who or what took the doritos?

Hel:ummm n-no

Jean:*walks nearer* Hel..

Hel:i-i told you! I dont know!

Bill:*pokes head out of the doorway*She ate them all,i read her mind

Jean:*Glares at Hel*

Hel:Bill you lil fucking asshole

Bill:*laughs then goes away*







R I P
Hel Laufyson
Cause of Death:
Getting impaled through the heart...

Jean:cmon your immortal

Hel:i know b-but it h-hurts

Jean:your going to the grocery store tomorrow

Hel:dammit *frowns*

∆NEXT DAY∆

Hel:Hey Jean? Wheres the money i need to buy your Doritos?

Hel starts walking around the house searching for Jean

Hel:*pokes head from the doorway of the kitchen* Jean?

Jean:what? *turns around with dorito in hand*

Hel:W-wait,you already got doritos,sooo i dont have to buy?

Jean:nah your still buyin *tosses money at Hel*

Hel:WHAT????

Jean:cmon just get your ass  in the grocery store

Hel:*walks to the door* *mumbles* Asshole

Bill:*again pops outta nowhere* *Gasps* IM TELLING JEAN!!!!

Hel:BILL DONT YOU DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKIN ASSHOLE

Haha too late
When Hel came back home Jean had a pack of hellhounds chase her while Bill laughed his ass off

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