Asshole
Jean:Where did all the doritos go?
Hel:*sweats*
Jean:...Hel,did you see who or what took the doritos?
Hel:ummm n-no
Jean:*walks nearer* Hel..
Hel:i-i told you! I dont know!
Bill:*pokes head out of the doorway*She ate them all,i read her mind
Jean:*Glares at Hel*
Hel:Bill you lil fucking asshole
Bill:*laughs then goes away*
R I P
Hel Laufyson
Cause of Death:
Getting impaled through the heart...
Jean:cmon your immortal
Hel:i know b-but it h-hurts
Jean:your going to the grocery store tomorrow
Hel:dammit *frowns*
∆NEXT DAY∆
Hel:Hey Jean? Wheres the money i need to buy your Doritos?
Hel starts walking around the house searching for Jean
Hel:*pokes head from the doorway of the kitchen* Jean?
Jean:what? *turns around with dorito in hand*
Hel:W-wait,you already got doritos,sooo i dont have to buy?
Jean:nah your still buyin *tosses money at Hel*
Hel:WHAT????
Jean:cmon just get your ass in the grocery store
Hel:*walks to the door* *mumbles* Asshole
Bill:*again pops outta nowhere* *Gasps* IM TELLING JEAN!!!!
Hel:BILL DONT YOU DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKIN ASSHOLE
Haha too late
When Hel came back home Jean had a pack of hellhounds chase her while Bill laughed his ass off
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