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The group were finished eating dinner and went to theyre rooms,they fell asleep as a noise of creaking came from the living room

-In the Morning-

Jean woke up first as she rushed downstairs into the kitchen to make breakfast,not noticing the door on the wall of theyre living room

Next,Alex woke up as she lazily got out of bed and downstairs "What the?" She said as she noticed a round wooden door on the wall,she walked to it and reached for the handle,her fingers were close to the door knob but she shrugged it off and went to the kitchen instead where she could smell pancakes,she entered the kitchen and took a seat "Whats with the door in the living room?" She asked as Jean flipped the last pancake onto the plate which had more pancakes "What door?" She asked as she took the plate of freshly baked pancakes and placed it on the dining table "were you the one who installed a door in the living room?" Alex asked as Jean shook her head "No,i didnt install anything" she said as several footsteps could be heard from the stairs,Karla,Ava and Artemis came down with messy hair "i smell pancakes!" Artemis said lazily as she yawned making the two others yawn "yes,come sit down and eat" Jean said as she put four plates on the table "Oh and whats with *yawn* the door?" Karla asked a she took a bite from her pancake "We dont know,lets talk about it after breakfast" Alex said as she stuffed her mouth with the warm pancakes

-after eating-

Ava yawned and stretched as she and the group looked at the round wooden door "So,if nobody put this here,then what if someone else did it?" Karla said as she examined the door,Jean shook her head in disagreement "No,thats impossible for anyone to enter this house,i locked every entrance here" she said as she folded her arms "Maybe some of us were sleep walking and was able to build one?" Alex said as she laughed "Wow" Karla said,laughing with her "lets change our clothes and see whats on the other side" Ava said as the rest nodded and went up to theyre rooms and changed

After changing,they had bags of materials on theyre shoulders "Why do we need these bags again?" Artemis asked as she looked at her bag "What if its a portal? We need to be prepared" Jean said as she fixed her shoe "Ready?" Alex aksed as she was now holding the door knob "Yup!" The group answered as Alex took a deep breathe "Alright,here it goes!" She said and opened the door

"Woah" Jean said as warm sunlight surrounded them "is this your doing Jean?" Artemis asked as Jean shook her head "Nope,i cant make uhh this" she said as she pointed at the view infront of them,green and grassy hills which had round doors,people walking around,some talking,playing and gardening,the birds chirped a song as they flew above them,rabbits were hopping around,the fresh cool air hit theyre faces "This is a very cool place to live in" Ava said as the group stepped in "okay,we saw whats on the otherside so lets go back home and i can remove the door-" she said as she turned around to see no door,no nothing,just the grassy hills and trees of the forest "W-what?" Karla said as she felt panic "DOES THAT MEAN WE CANT GO HOME?" Alex yelled as she held her head "No no! I-i think i can make a portal back home!" Jean said as she started chanting spells,but nothing worked and no portal ever showed "DAMMIT!" Jean yelled as she kept on trying and trying but nothing showed "WERE GONNA DIE!" Ava yelled as she sat on the grass "No we are not!" Jean yelled as she tried again but nothing "There are some food here,and maybe we could ask help from the people here?" Artemis said as the rest nodded "Yeah,we can do that!" Karla said as they spotted a couple,who were,suprisingly short "Um,excuse me? Ma'am? Sir?" Jean asked as the couple gave them a disgusted look and rushed away "Well that was rude" Alex said as they walked nearer into the village,They came across a sign "Shire?" Ava said as Jean looked at her "What?" She asked as Ava pointed at the sign "It says 'shire' the rest i dont understand" she said as the group kept walking,they reached one which was a little further from the rest of the 'houses' "Ooh! Lets go there!" Ava said as she pointed at it "umm You sure?" Jean said as the rest nodded "Cmon! Lets go!" They said,dragging Jean nearer to the small house,they reached it and saw that it was surrounded by a wooden fence with a little wooden sign on it "Bilbo Baggins" Jean read aloud "That must be the name of the owner of this house!" Alex said as she saw a small bell and rang it,it was silent for a while until the round green door opened "Yes?" A ginger haired man asked as he walked to the gate "What can i help you with uhh" the man said as he looked at the girls "Oh,we were thinking if we could stay with you until we are able to get back home?" Alex asked as Jean felt anxious "Oh umm,i-i guess you could stay,but i have only one spare room" he said as he scratched the back of his neck "Oh,thats fine we could make it work" Jean said as the ginger nodded and opened the gate "thank you" Ava said as the ginger smiled "um you are very welcomed!" He said as he let the girls go in first after following,the group entered the ginger's house "Um Well,Make yourselves at home!" The ginger said as he walked infront of them "here let me guide you to the room you will be staying" he said as the girls followed "Ow" Jean whispered as she rubbed her head since she bumped it on the roof "Oh,im sorry,you are quiet tall" the ginger said nervously as they reached the room "here we are!" The ginger said as he opened the door to reveal a large room with one bed on the right and a circle window "Thank you" Alex said as they went in "I guess i will leave you to fix your things" the ginger said as the girls nodded "oh and whats your name?" Artemis asked as she put her bag down on the floor "Oh,my name is Bilbo Baggins" he said as he smiled,the girls nodded "Well,thank you mr.Baggins for letting us stay with you" Jean said as she took out sleeping mats and her own pillow and blanket as the rest did the same "You can just call me Bilbo" Bilbo said as he walked away and the girls unpacked

-15 mins later-

The girls finished unpacking theyre belongings as they layed down on theyre sleeping mats as Artemis stayed on the bed "This doesnt look modern so i guess there is no technology" Jean said as Alex took out her phone "Yup no signal" she said as Artemis gasped "Then no wifi?!" She said as the rest nodded "yes,and dont yell" Karla said as Artemis calmed down "yup,were gonna die" she said as there was knocking on the door,Jean stood up and opened it to see Blibo "Umm,lunch is ready" he said as Alex's eyes widened "Already?" She said as Jean nodded "Cmon get up" she said as the rest got up and followed Bilbo into his dining room,as they were now inside the dining room they took a seat on the small chairs and started eating "So um,i told you my name,so whats yours?" Bilbo asked the girls "My name is Alex!" She said while smiling "Im Ava" she said as she took a bite of the cooked fish "Im Artemis" she said as she drank water from her cup "Names Karla" she said while looking at her finished plate "Im Jean" she said as she looked around the house,Bilbo nodded while there was an awkward silence knock! Knock! The group jumped a bit as Bilbo sighed "Im coming,im coming!" He yelled as he stood up,leaving the girls in the dining room "This is weird" Karla said as she looked around "Why is it weird?" Ava asked and burped "I dont know" Karla replied as a door being slammed was heard followed by mumbling,Bilbo came back in looking a little angry,he went around taking the empty plates and placing them on the 'sink' "Umm,so who was that?" Alex said as the girls looked at her then Bilbo,he sighed "That was..Gandalf the grey i think he said?" Bilbo said as he looked around and took a seat "So,umm your clothes are very different" he said as the girls looked at eachother "Im not trying to be rude or anything but,where do you live?" He asked as Jean coughed "Um we came from a place near a..ummm" she said as she looked at the girls for help "We live uh near a..castle? Yeah! Castle!" Ava said as she breathed heavily "oh,umm okay then" Bilbo said awkwardly as he looked down.

-Night time-

The group was in the living room,Bilbo was reading a book,Ava was talking with Artemis,Jean was staring at the fire,Karla was writing or doodling on her arm while Alex was hiding her phone knock! Knock! Bilbo sighed again "It better not be him" he mumbled as he walked to the door,the girls looked at eachother and waited,soon they heard talking "No no! I beleive you have the wrong adress!" Bilbo said as two men stood near where the girls were "No,this is the right adress!There was the sign on your door!" The other man said who had black hair,Bilbo sighed as more knocking was heard and mumbling on the otherside "Oh no" Bilbo said as he walked to the door again and the two other men went in the kitchen "No!" Bilbo yelled as more people entered the house,most of them were old "Ah! Are these your daughters?" A red headed and bearded short man asked as he pointed at the girls "N-no! They are just umm travelers who needed a place to stay!" Bilbo said as the men nodded an walked to the kitchen "What the hell is happening?" Ava whispered to the group as they shrugged,noises of utensils,talking,chewing and drinking was heard in the kitchen,the girls got curious and decided to see,they stood up and walked to the kitchen to see the men who entered,having a feast while Bilbo tried stopping them,the girls walked back to the living room

-5 mins-

"No please! Those are my mother's plates,Over a hundred years old!" Bilbo pleaded as a gray haired and bearded man threw plates to a blondish and brownished haired man who passed it to the black haired man who the girls saw,Bilbo felt tired and angry,he walked to the kitchen and saw the rest of the men using the utensils as instruments while stomping theyre feet "can you not do that? You'll blunt them!" Bilbo yelled as the group laughed "ooh,did you heard that lads? He said we'll blunt the knives!" A man with a hat said as they laughed and started to sing "Blunt the knives bend the forks!"
A black haired man sang "smash the bottles and burn the corks!" The blondish and brownish haired man continued "chip the glasses and crack the plaaattesss! THATS WHAT BILBO BAGGINS HATE!" they all sang as the girls were on the otherside of the hallway listening and laughing quietly,they all started to sing "Cut the cloth,trail the fat,Leave the bones on the bedroom matt!" Ava started dancing weirdly as the others laughed quietly and continued to listen and watch "Pour the milk on the pantry floor" The girls became a bit green minded there "Splash the wine on every door,Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl,Pound them up with a thumping pole,And when your finished if they are whole,SEND them down the hall to roll!!!" The men finished singing and laughed,Bilbo walked pass the girls,not noticing them since he was very angry,he reached the kitchen and near the table to see everything clean and tidy,Gandalf and the company laughed at Bilbo as he stood there shocked knock knock knock! The company looked at the door same as the girls who were just in the hallway "He is here" Gandalf said as Bilbo went to the door and opened it,revealing a man who had black hair and a beard and a warm clothing just like the rest...

-after them giving a contract to Bilbo about going on an adventure with them and him declining-

The girls stayed in theyre room and was also able to know the names of the men,Artemis was laying on her bed and thinking about her life,Ava was looking out the circle window,Karla was writing something down on her notepad that she brought,Alex who was reading wattpad and Jean who was trying to figure out on how to get back home "Theyre singing was hilarious!" Ava said as the rest nodded and laughed quietly "Really cool-" Jean said as they started humming "What the?" Artemis said as they went near the wall and listened "Far over the misty mountains cold,To dungeons deep and caverns old" Thorin sang as the girls looked at each other "We must away ere break of day,To seek the pale enchanted gold" he continued "The dwarves of yore made mighty spells,
While hammers fell like ringing bells
In places deep,where dark things sleep,In hollow halls beneathe the fells" the girls felt calm and intrested in the song's story "To ancient king and Elvish lord,There many a gleaming hoard
They shaped and wrought,and light they caught,to hide in gems of hilt on sword" The girls got intrested even more and listened "On silver necklaces they strung,The flowering stars,on crowns they hung" Bilbo was still awake in his room,listening and thinking if he should go or not "The dragon-fire,in twisted wire,They meshed the light of moon and sun" Thorin and the rest sang..

-After the song because i am a lazy ass author :>-

Warm,Morning light came through the circle window in Bilbo and the girl's room,Bilbo woke up first and went out of his room,he walked to the kitchen to see evrything in its natural place,he looked at the dining table to see the contract that the dwarves gave him,he has decided

Jean woke up second and shook the others "Cmon! Wake up! Its morning" she whisper yelled as they all groaned "Fine then" Jean said as she went pulling theyre blankets,one by one "uuuugghhh fiinnnee!" They all groaned and woke up as Jean chuckled knock knock! The girls heard the knocking coming from theyre door,Jean went to open it to see Bilbo "Um Good morning!" Bilbo greeted as Jean nodded and stepped aside "Umm,i have decided that i will join the rest in an adventure!" Bilbo announced as the girls smiled "Oh,so your leaving now?" Artemis said and Bilbo shook his head "I have to prepare!do you want to come with me?" He asked smiling as the girls cheered "Yes we will!" Karla said as the girls looked at her and laughed "Well then,lets prepare then eat breakfast!" Bilbo said as he walked to his own room and Jean closed the door "So does that mean,like we have to wear what theyre wearing?" Jean asked as Alex nodded "I guess so,we cant just walk around in modern clothes in a medieval time,i dont know" she said as the rest agreed,they all started packing "Breakfast is ready!" Bilbo yelled fron the kitchen as the girls got out

While they were rushing on eating,Jean spoke "Do you have any clothes that are like what you people where here?" She asked "yes i do! You could umm wear my mother's clothing" Bilbo said as he finished his plate and rushed to his room,the girls finished eating as Jean went around and took the plates and put them on the 'sink',Bilbo came back with some 'normal' clothes like what the dwraves wore "Here,you can have it,im not using it anyway" Bilbo said as he handed the girls the clothes,but Jean got something else "Here!" Bilbo said as he gave Jean a slightly bigger and linger coat "Why is it so big?" Jean asked as Bilbo laughed nervously "i-it actually belongs to my father" he said as the girls looked at Jean and laughed while Jean sighed

They were ready,bags packed,clothes are done and everything,Bilbo had the contrsct with him and with his name on it,plus the girl's,they ran out of the house and into the forest,they jumped over gardens and fences,one neighbor of Bilbo chuckled "Where are you going Mr.Baggins?" He asked "We are going on an adventure!" Bilbo yelled back as the girls laughed

"We went there for nothing!" One of the dwarves complained,they were riding ponies since they were you know,dwarves "Oh dont worry!" Gandalf said "Wait! Wait! I signed it!" A voice called followed by footsteps,the company stopped theyre ponies to see Bilbo and,suprisingly the girls,Bilbo huffed as he gave the contract to Gandalf "Welcome mr.burglar!" They greeted "And welcome ladies!" The men greeted as the girls smiled "Ladies? In a man's journey?" One of the dwarves said as The girls narrowed theyre eyes on him "Just because we are female,doesnt mean we cannot fight" Jean said as ths girls cracked theyre knuckles "Oh,umm okay then" the dwarf said "Get them a pony!" Gandalf said as Bilbo shook his head "No no,im fine with walkING-" he said as one of the dwarves pulled him up on one pony "How about the girls?" Bilbo said as the girls smiled "No,its fine" Ava said as they continued on with theyre journey...during the walk,Jean had to carry Ava and Karla while Alex carried Artemis

-IN LE MOUNTAINS CUZ I AM A LAZY MOTHERFUCKER-

It was night time as the company stayed in the top of the mountains,they made a fire and had blankets on,Thorin insisted on the girls sharing with the men but they declined and brought out theyre own blankets,Bilbo,Fili and Kili were down in the forest as they heard talking and smelled fire "Orcs" Fili and Kili said "Orcs?" Bilbo asked as Kili looked at him "They are our greatest enemies" he said "Should we umm,go check?" Bilbo asked as The brothers shook theyre heads "No,you go check while we stay here for backup incase of any danger" Fili said as they pushed Bilbo "Now go!" Kili whisper yelled as Bilbo went,the siblings laughed quietly

Alex was sharing a blanket with Kalra since she forgot hers back home in the 'normal world' the company were sleeping peacefully until they heard yelling and screeching,they woke up and got theyre weapons,they heard rustling in the bushes as they got ready,they thought it was a monster but it was just a worried and scared Fili and Kili "The burglar,orcs!" Kili said,tired as the company nodded "Lets go,lead us to him,and girls you stay here where it is safe" Thorin said as the siblings nodded and went off,leaving the girls "We'll follow after?" Alex said as the rest nodded

Bilbo was suppose to rescue theyre ponies from getting eaten by the large orcs but was noticed,he was about to get eaten until a sword sliced off the Orc's hand making it let out a ear peircing screech,The Orc let go as Bilbo fell and saw Thorin and the company fighting,The company lost the fight,three dwarves were tied to a wooden stick which was being spun around ontop of a burning fire,while the rest were tied in sacks,Bilbo had a brilliant idea,he was able to stand up while he was in a sack,he decided to distract the orcs by saying on 'How to cook a dwarf' giving Gandalf more time to do whatever to stop or kill the orcs,the orc who's hand was chopped off screamed again as three arrows peirced its back "OW! HOW MANY ARE YOU HERE?!" He yelled as more arrows aimed its head and back,making it yell even more,the other orc yeled as blood came oozing out of its chopped of finger "THATS IT!" The elder orc said as he went around the forest

"OW!" Ava yelled as she fell off the tree she was hiding in "AHA! GOTTCHA NOW!" The orc yelled as it took Ava and walked back,Ava struggled to get out but to no avail,she looked up to see that the sky was getting brighter,she and the girls learned that Orcs turn into statues or stone when in contact with sunlight,so all she had to do was wait

Ava was also in a sack next to Kili,a orc grabbed Bilbo and was about to eat him AGAIN "Not so fast!" A voice yelled as Gandalf stood next to a huge boulder "There are more!" One of the orcs said as Gandalf destroyed the boulder with his staff,making warm and bright sunlight hit the orcs,the orcs yelled and screeched as they slowly turned into stone,Bilbo fell to the ground as he was able to set himself free,he ran to the rest and helped as Alex,Jean,Karla and Artemis came out with bruises,scratches and little wounds around "What happend?" Ava asked the girls and sighed "There was a huge hyena like kinda creature" Alex said as Ava nodded

-AFTER GETTING PONIES SINCE THEYRE OLD PONIES FRICKIN RAN AWAY AND JEAN GOT A HORSE INSTEAD oh and Bilbo has the ring-

They were now in the forest of Mirkwood,they passed through the leafy(Ahem Greenleaf) path in the forest as they heard hissing from all around,they kept cautious as they looked around,weapons ready,Alex had a large axe,Karla had two daggers,Jean used a bow,Ava used a Ring blade while Artemis had a sword,they slowly walked until they heard a yell,they looked around as they fell to the ground,theyre horse and ponies being brought up in the trees by incredibly large spiders,they started fighting off the spiders but they were too many,Jean got bitten in the abdomen while Karla was bitten on the arm,Jean carried Karla to a nearby tree "No no no" Jean mumbled as she looked at the dwarves "HOW DO YOU HEAL A SPIDER BITE?" She yelled as a potion was thrown at her "PUT A SMALL DROP ON THE WOUND AND THE POISON DIES INSTANTLY" Gloin yelled as Jean made it fast,she put one drop on Karla's wound as the wound started to heal very fast,a spider was behind Karla as Jean brought out her bow,she was about to let go of the string and send the arrow flying but another arrow killed it first,Jean looked at Ava but she was killing other spiders and she was a little further away,she heard something above her,she looked up to see a man or a woman in green,has long light blonde hair and had bow and arrows,he or she started killing all the spiders,while another one appeared,but instead of a blonde,she is a redhead,most spiders were dead on the ground while some fleed,Jean and Karla rushed to the company,They looked at the two elves,the blonde haired one pointed his arrow at Thorin "Do not think i will not kill you,dawrf" he said as the red head looked at Jean "What are you doing with these Dwarves?" The red headed female asked as Jean looked at her "What do you mean?" she asked "You are the tallest,are you an Elf?" the blonde asked as Jean sighed "And we are not dwarves nor hobbits!" Artemis said as the girls nodded "We are humans!" Alex said as Jean shook her head "Humans?" Bilbo said as the girls nodded "Sorry for not telling you before" Ava said as Bilbo sighed "Its fine" Jean looked around "And i am not human" Jean said as the company and the elves looked at her "Then what are you?" Thorin asked as Jean shrugged "I'll tell you later,the girls know what i am" she said as the girls smiled "Okay,enough,now tell us dwarves,what is your purpose here?" The blonde said as it was silent for a moment "We are here to talk to the King of the Woodland realm" Thorin said as Ava laughed silently and nudged Jean "Woods!" She said as Jean shushed her "Then you shall follow us,we will lead you to my father" the blonde said as Thorin nodded,the blonde and the redheaded elves went ahead as the company stayed behind "Oh,so he's the son?" Alex whispered "Yes i am" the blonde replied "Wha-" Alex said but stayed quiet "i am Legolas by the way,and that is my partner Tauriel" Legolas said as he pointed to the redheaded elf beside Artemis,they walked and walked until they finally reached the kingdom
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Hello lovely reader,
I dont know what else to write so im just going to end it here,HAHA SHITTY I KNOW!!! :V And if you spotted any mispelled names or things,well im too lazy to correct them!oh and i know that this isnt the ecxact plot i the movie but eh....Byyyeeeee!!
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