Ex Chapter 1: "Who the FUCK is trying to buy my Girlfriend!?"

In the dorm of Teams RWBY and WOLF, everyone aside from Blake were just hanging out, either studying or eating, which Yang and Spring were eating a few Cookies. However, the door suddenly slammed open, with everyone looking towards it. A deflated looking Blake walked through the door, with a shadow over her eyes.

Blake: "You guys won't believe this..."

Yang: "What's wrong? You look like it's the end of the world."

Blake: "What kind of look is that...? Just listen." She took out her scroll in a depressing manner. "The Clone I made using the Dust Weiss gave me... IS UP FOR AUCTION ON THE INTERNET!"

She displayed her scroll's screen to them, showing everyone that there was indeed a perfect Earth Dust Clone of Blake was up. The description said...

Blake Belladonna
Life-Sized Figure (Stone)
Good Condition
Starting Bid: 1,000 Lien

S.S.A.W and Setsuna: "EHHH!?"

Yang: "Woah! Look at all the bidders!"

Ruby: "Who would do something like this?"

Weiss: "This is what you get for not erasing your clones, Blake.."

Blake: "Weiss is right... It's all my fault..." The ravenette sighed in defeat and slouched forwards, with her slowly walking over to Akito's bed before collapsing on it and curling up into a fetal position. "What do I do? If the White Fang or Beacon finds out about this...! Why is the bid so high?? My clones are worthless. What if someone set this p to make me look full of myself!? Is this somebody's ploy to eliminate me from society!?"

Akito stared at him, with a dangerous shadow hanging over his eyes as his eyes changed into an angry blood red color, him gritting his teeth.

Akito: "Alright. Who the fuck wants to die today!?" He announced as he stood up suddenly, startling everyone in the room. "Who the fuck is trying to buy my fucking girlfriend!? I swear when I get my hands on those assholes!"

Winter and Summer: "Calm down big bro!"

Spring: "And also, LANGUAGE!"

Autumn: "Not now, Spring!" She yelled as both elder sisters forced him to sit back down to try and get him to calm down.

Ruby: *sweat drops* "I-I don't think it's anything quite THAT elaborate!"

Yang: *sweat drop* "You get so paranoid, Blake.. And Akito, you get way too-" She instantly shut herself as she saw the black wolf Faunus stare at her dangerously. With nervous laughter, she scratched the back of her head. "Nevermind..."

Ruby: "Let's find out who put it up! Maybe we can take it down!" She said as she took the scroll and began to go through the Auction.

Weiss: "It can't be that easy..."

Ruby: "But we have to try! Let's start with the Account name..." As she clicked on it, the name popped up instantly...

Seller: Jack O. Lantern.

Everyone instantly fell silent as they all immediately thought of one person...

Akito: "Don't fucking tell me..."

Blake: "Wait, wait, wait! I did create a Stone Clone on that train..."

Setsuna: "But Setsuna remembers Torchwick destroying its upper half... Right?"

Blake: "E-Exactly!"

Ruby: "What...? Did he collect all the pieces and put it back together!?"

Weiss: "S-Stop! You're creeping me out!"

Winter: "But it can't be Roman anyways. He's still locked up and under General Ironwood's watch." A loud bang echoed through the room as Yang had ended up punching the wall.

Yang: "Either way, we have to stop this!"

Akito: "Finally, you're taking this seriously! We're definitely not letting some fucker make money off of MY Blake! Not on my watch at least" He stated as Blake's cheeks reddened as she slowly touched her chest.

Blake: "Akito..." He instantly took her hands and squeezed them with confirmation.

Akito: "We won't let this happen to you, Blake. I promise you that. Right, Yang?"

Yang: "Yeah! And then, let's create a few clones and sell them as official products. We can have them in different outfits and poses!"

Akito: "Exact-Hold the fuck up! What?!" He instantly did a 180 degree turn and stared at the blonde bruiser in disbelief. Blake however, felt deflated upon her friend suggesting such a thing.

Blake: "Aw... For a second there I thought you were defending my honor, Yang.."

Yang: "Just accept it and start selling some yourself! It's a great way to overcome your shyness! *whispering* Plus, I scratched my bike and I need money for a paint job."

Blake and Akito: "WE HEARD THAT! We both have four ears you know!"

Summer: "Ah... this is becoming such a mess!"

Ruby: "Hey! There are only five minutes left, and the price is sky rocketing!!" Everyone instantly snapped towards the young argent-eyed leader. "Wow... Somebody named 'Whitefang_Banzai' just bid 20,000 Lien... How creepy... We can't let some creep get his hands on Blake's clone!"

Akito: "Exactly! And the best way to do that is to win the Bid ourselves..."

Ruby: "Right!" She instantly turned to Blake. "Blake! Use Dust and Create a clone right now! We'll put it up for sale and use the money from that!"

Akito: "What the absolute fu-" His mouth was covered by Setsuna's hand.

Blake's thoughts: "They're definitely sisters..."

Summer: "We don't have that kind of time!"

Ruby: "Then let's go interrogate Torchwick!"

Yang: "I'll play Bad Cop!"

Autumn: "Count me in!"

Blake: "No! You two always knock them out before they confess!!"

A Few Minutes later...

It was too late as the Auction had ended and... Somebody one the bid. Blake felt as if she was about to faint and instantly buried her face into Akito's chest as she began to cry.

Akito: "Ah shit..."

Blake: "That's it! I'm never creating a clone of myself ever again!!!"

Yang: "I-It'll be okay. We'll just find out who bought the statue, then go destroy it!" She tried to reassure her but to no avail. Ruby, feeling defeated that she let down her teammate, sighed in a depressed manner.

Ruby: "I-I guess... But we have no idea who 'Whitefang_Banzai' is..." She muttered as she was going through the results of the auction. However, her eyes immediately widened as she realized who the name of the winner was... "Wait.. The winning bidder was... 'Snow_White'...?

Akito: "Wait... You don't mean..."

Slowly but surely, everyone turned to the one person in the room who would fit that name perfectly. The Heiress of the Schnee Dust Company. Weiss Schnee.

Weiss: "Sheesh... It wasn't that expensive. I can't believe I had to spend Schnee Company Funds this way though..."

S.S.A.W, Setsuna, Ruby and Yang: "WEISS!!!"

Weiss: "Hmph! In any case!" She turned her head away from them. "I will not let something like this diminish the team's morale! Good grief..."

Akito: "Ah... You know what, I think I miss judge you sometimes, Snowflake. Good one." He said with a genuine happy smile.

Weiss, who was not used to being complimented by Akito of all people, blushed in embarrassment and cleared her throat as she was about to retaliate, but was interrupted as Blake tackled her into a thankful hug.

Weiss: "Eep!"

Blake: "Thank you so much, Weiss!! Thank You!" She praised her as she cried tears of joy.

Weiss: "H-Hmph... I hope you've learned our lesson. Erase your clones from now on!" She scolded as she embraced her back. Her Schnee persona was failing to keep up as she wanted to just melt in the friendly embrace. But, wanted to keep her professionalism.

Winter: *sighs in relief* "Well... Everything's back to normal... Well almost."

She and the others slowly looked at Spring, who's face was beet red with anger and disappointment. She slowly marched up to her older brother and held up a massive jar labled... 'Swear Jar'.

Akito: "You've got to be fu-"

Spring: "NOW!"

Akito: "Ugh..."

Everyone else just laughed as they watched him take out multiple Lien bills with a defeated expression on his face.

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