Lila: *tear filled eyes* Wh-What?

Dipper: Do I need to repeat myself? We're done

Lila: B-But why?

Dipper: You really are as dumb as you look. Listen, Girly. You're smart and all, but Pacifica is HOT

Lila: *crying*

Dipper: And you? Ugly and a loser. I only dated you out of pity. And to also date your hot cousin

Lila: W-Who?

Dipper: AURORA DUMBY!!!!

Lila: But...Aurora's taken

Dipper: Who cares?

Lila: *birthmarks turn green*

Dipper: Face it girly. You only have friends because you're a princess. I was the best thing that ever happened to you

Lila: *runs away crying*

Dipper: *rolls eyes* So dramatic

S-So...Dipper dumped me for Pacifica....

I just....