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𝕄𝔸𝕀ℕ ℂ𝔸𝕊𝕋

𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚊 𝚂𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚛 - 𝟷𝟻 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 - 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎

"Something's happened, and it's passed and everyone's finished laughing and I'm still laughing and I don't know why."

𝙰𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚂𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚐𝚘 - 𝟷𝟽 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙰𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜 - 𝙱𝙸 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛

"Twenty bucks says you can't beat me at Mortal Kombat."

𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚉𝚊𝚗𝚎 - 𝟷𝟼 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙲𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎 - 𝙱𝙸 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚌𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚌 𝙰𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛

"Can you believe I only got a 96?"

𝙰𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚛𝚊 𝚉𝚊𝚗𝚎 - 𝟷𝟼 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 - 𝚙𝚊𝚗 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚘𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕

"Who cares if I fail my exams when I look like this?"

𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚢 - 𝟷𝟼 - 𝙻𝙸 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 - 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚗

"Did I dim my light enough for you to finally feel like a star?"

𝙹𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚊𝚑 "𝙹𝚘" 𝙰𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜 - 𝟷𝟼 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚢 - 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝/𝙳𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗

"If this is a prank, it's a good one, but not a funny one."

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𝚈𝚟𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚎 𝙰𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚊 - 𝟷𝟻 - 𝙻𝙸 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 - 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝/𝙰𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚢 𝚂𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝙾𝚗𝚎

"If you have nothing useful to contribute verbally, you can remove yourself from the vicinity now."

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𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚍𝚊𝚕 "𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚢" 𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 - 𝟷𝟼 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙹𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚊𝚑 - 𝙱𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗

"If they love you, they won't treat you as an option."

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𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝙼𝚌𝙶𝚘𝚟𝚗𝚎𝚢 - 𝟷𝟽 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚊 - 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍

"AIDEN I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SPAM THAT KICK ONE MORE TIME-"

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𝚆𝚢𝚊𝚝𝚝 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑 - 𝟷𝟼 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙰𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚗 - 𝙶𝚊𝚢 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍

"Look you can dump all your problems on me, I'll hold them for you."

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𝙺𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚒 𝚃𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚊 - 𝟷𝟻 - 𝙻𝙸 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 - 𝙶𝚊𝚢 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚢 𝚖𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚢 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚊𝚜𝚝

"I need someone to love me like Apollo loved Hyacinthus-"

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𝙲𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝙴𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣𝚊 - 𝟷𝟼 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚊𝚑 - 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕'𝚜 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕

"Don't listen to him, babe, your outfit is gorgeous!"

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𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙼𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 - 𝟷𝟼 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙰𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚛𝚊- 𝙱𝙸/𝙰𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚝

"Hey, no swearing. No fucking swearing."

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𝕊𝕀𝔻𝔼 ℂ𝔸𝕊𝕋

𝙰𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚗 𝚂𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 - 𝟷𝟼 - 𝙻𝙸 𝚆𝚢𝚊𝚝𝚝 - 𝙱𝙸 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚋𝚎𝚕

"Okay yeah, but why should I care?"

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𝙹𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚁𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 - 𝟷𝟽 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙰𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗 - 𝙱𝙸 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜

"Baby, I'm not heartless, I just have a personality YOU can't handle."

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𝙼𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚜𝚑𝚒 𝚁𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚗 - 𝟷𝟽 - 𝙻𝙸 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎- 𝙱𝙸 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕-𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛/𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕

"Darling, if you had money, I'd tell you to go buy a personality."

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𝙹𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜 𝙷𝚊𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 - 𝟷𝟽 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙳𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚗𝚎 - 𝙻𝚎𝚜𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙵𝚕𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝙰𝚌𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜

"I know you cheated on them. C'mon admit it, whore."

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𝙳𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚗𝚎 𝙾'𝙺𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚟𝚎 - 𝟷𝟼 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙹𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜 - 𝙱𝙸 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚢 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝

"Wanna go stargazing with me?"

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𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎 𝙷𝚒𝚕𝚕 - 𝟷𝟼 - 𝙻𝙸 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎- 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚀𝚞𝚒𝚎𝚝 𝙺𝚒𝚍

"Being a teengaer is hard because everyone treats you like a kid but you are expected to act like an adult."

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𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚢𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚣 - 𝟷𝟽 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙰𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗 - 𝙶𝚊𝚢 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚍

"My thoughts include ripping your mouth off your face to give me other thoughts."

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𝙴𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚛 𝚃𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 - 𝟷𝟼 - 𝙻𝙸 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎 - 𝙱𝙸 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗

"I'm not mad, I just don't have the energy to pretend to like you today!"

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𝙴𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊 𝙻ó𝚙𝚎𝚣 - 𝟷𝟽 - 𝙻𝙸 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎 - 𝙰𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚌𝚎 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝

"I wouldn't say I'm depressed, I just cry a lot."

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𝙿𝚎𝚒𝚔𝚒 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚋𝚛𝚢 - 𝟷𝟼 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚊 & 𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚊𝚑 - 𝙱𝙸 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚎𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚎𝚛

"I'm dumb not stupid!"

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𝙵𝚢𝚗𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝙰𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚜 - 𝟷𝟺 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙰𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗 - 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝚗𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚢

"Yeah you're right, Annsley. It's not your fault nobody likes you. Oh wait, yeah it is."

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𝙰𝚗𝚊𝚜𝚒 𝙶𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚣 - 𝟷𝟼 - 𝙻𝙸 𝙰𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗 - 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚛

"It's not that I don't want to, I just don't want to with you."

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