Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴛᴏʟᴏɢɪsᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴ ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴇᴇ ᴏɴᴇ.