I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.

ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴀʙsᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇsᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇʀsᴘᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғᴀʀ ᴜᴘ ᴍʏ ᴀss.