* I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴɪɴɢ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀᴡᴇsᴏᴍᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴀᴅ ʜᴀᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴘᴜʟʟᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ.