FRIENDS.
058. ❛ proud husband. ❜

chrisevans: paradise with this one
1.8M LIKES, 1.2M COMMENTS

nataliadcaprio: chrisevans love you too

usera: relationship goals, for now and forever

userc: she looks mighty fine for her age

userd: chris and natalia are so cute

elizabetholsen: damn girl, your body looking mighty fine.

scarlettjohansson: even I want some fries with that shake.

chrisevans: BUTS SHE'S ALL MINE!

imsebastianstan: you won the lottery with Natalia.

chrisevans: imsebastianstan I'm luckier than that, she's like everything.

robertdowneyjr: isn't it nice to be married? Now you can join the big league.

anthonymackie: the only one left out is seb

chrisevans: imsebastianstan ha!

imsebastianstan: I'm going to catch up because I have the most precious trophy at home.

imsebastianstan: aka izzydcaprio , the most sassiest DiCaprio.

chrisevans: imsebastianstan whatever dude, it ain't a competition. We are just messing with you, I'm just enjoying being a proud husband to her.

nataliadcaprio: goodbye honeymoon 👋🏻
1.6M LIKES, 1.3M COMMENTS

izzydcaprio: you're coming home, yay!

izzydcaprio: Penelope is so happy.

robertdowneyjr: Chris isn't going to get it as much anymore.

anthonymackie: robertdowneyjr why do you got to be nasty for?

elizabetholsen: anthonymackie it's because he wants a DiEvans baby so badly

usera: elizabetholsen who doesn't?

prattprattpratt: married life is great, isn't it?

chrisevans: certainly figuring out new stuff about my wife.

vancityreynolds: like what?

scarlettjohansson: he's like a little kid in a candy shop.

chrisevans: vancityreynolds to answer your question, not only is she attractive

vancityreynolds: chrisevans that's a given

chrisevans: vancityreynolds to put it into simple terms, she's very flexible

vancityreynolds: chrisevans give me and everyone else a second while we go flush our eyeballs down the toilet and then got to church to bless ourselves with holy water.