-RESUME- 

Jiro: Why do I get this feeling...as if I've been here? <having a vague memory of this room>

-Surprised by my statement, Felt clings to my arm, worried & confused-

Felt: You aren't on that "kush" right, Jiro?

-Massaging my forehead, the migraine returned-

Jiro: (Nauseous) No, Felt...I did not take any drugs on my way here. My brain is on fire, right now.

Felt: Oh...well do you wanna rest?

-As I look at her, I could only but present a smile-

Jiro: My place is at your side, baby sis! And besides, I wouldn't leave you...

???: My child, please...we don't have all day

-While I listened to the shouts throughout the hall, there resided a council...probably advisers for the next monarch-

Jiro: Sorry...

-Leading her to the front, there lied many candidates is suppose. 5. Including Felt...wishing her luck, I tapped her shoulder softly to ease her anxiety-

Jiro: (Giving a Bright Smile) You'll do great, Felt...just remember to breath and think before you mention---

Felt: (Interrupts) I'm aware, big brother...thank you. 

-Pulling me down to her height, she gave me a kiss on the cheek, surprised...I, but, rub the lipstick off me...-

Jiro: Don't mention it---good luck out there.

-Limping over to the side, I noticed Subaru over there next to a cat girl? Puck can transform-

Subaru: (Whispering to me) What are you doing here, Jiro? I thought you stayed at the mansion...

Jiro: I planned on coming to stop you?

Subaru: (Confused) Stop me, from what?

Jiro: Doing something outrageously stupid, Nat...

???: Now, if we shall begin the royal selection... <expressing out a hand to the 5 women> each one will prove why they should rule? Commander Marcos!

(THE ??? GUY IS THE OLD MAN BELOW, THE ONE OF THE LEFT IS BUSH BROW---GUY SENSEI)

-Standing alongside my friend, I couldn't help but stare...who does he remind me of?! Anyways, the first candidate to present themselves is none other than-

Marcos: May I present our first candidate---

Priscilla: (Confident) This election process is pointless. I am the one best suited for this nation, all you people need to do is serve me and grovel at my feet!

-OF COURSE, SHE'S KINKY!-

-Presenting a communist girl, the woman was dressed militaristic, shocking for a woman that gives out no skin-

Marcos: Next is Ms. Crusche Karsten. And her attendant the knight Felix Argyle. 

Crusche: Should I become the new ruler, I vow the dragon will forget its demanded covenant...the dragon's empire of Lugnica belongs not to the dragon but to us.

Marcos: Ms. Anastasia Hoshin. Of the Hoshin Company 

Anastasia: I'm a greedy little gal, so I want everything. No amount of commercial success could satisfy me, I want to have my very own nation.

-Cough...Cough...Brat-

Marcos: Ms. Emilia and the man endorsing her Roswaal L. Mathers.

Emilia: I have only one wish. Equality for everyone. I desire to create a nation where everyone is equal. 

Marcos: And finally Ms. Felt and her attendant, Reinhard Van Astrea.

-Finding out my sister would be so rash, she bursts out in refusal-

Felt: Hang on, don't get the wrong idea! I never said I wanted to be the next ruler of this stupid country! Who would want to be in this royal election?!

Marcos: Ms. Felt, do you truly wish to withdraw from the royal selection?

(THE BOLD BELOW IS FROM ORIGINAL CONTENT-RE ZERO) 

Felt: Damn, right I do!

#1 Douche Nobleman: What a joke, I overlooked this because this situation was urgent...but to drag this out is senseless.

Bush-brow?!: He has a point!  The Astrea Family offers a gutter rat---to rule us while Margrave Mathers endorses a half-devil. Utter foolishness.

Lord Roswaal: Now, Let's mind our manners. It's not nice to call a half-elf something so cruel.

Bush brow?!: That silver half-devil matches the appearance of the Witch of Envy. As it has been described for many generations now. Why do not realize that allowing her in the throne is dreadful. Filthy woman---

-Watching as my best friend became furious with his racial behavior, he presented himself in the middle of the room...-

Subaru: I can't take this anymore--- <running out to reveal himself> 

Jiro: (Whispers out to him) Wait? 

Subaru: (Yells) That's enough of your crap---

Emilia: Subaru, it's alright stop this---

Subaru: No, I can't do that! You, People should be ashamed of yourselves...apologize to her.

Emilia: (Screams) SUBARU!

-Stunned by his lash-out, Emilia stepped forward-

Emilia: Allow me to formally introduce myself to the honored council of elders, my name is Emilia. I am accompanied by Puck, a great spirit who controls fire. I am a silver-haired half elf.

Crowd: Are you serious....what? serious....serious?

Emilia: I understand that my half-elf lineage and other similarities to the infamous Witch subjected me to prejudice...however I adamantly refuse to let all my potential  to plucked out for that reason. I will not falter. 

???: By the way, what is the position of this young man speaking out? 

Emilia: Oh, uh---you see!

Subaru: (Cocky) It's okay, Emilia...I've made up my mind too...

Emilia: Your Mind?! Hold up, Subaru. What do you think, you're doing? Stop!

Subaru: (Staring at the chair) <positioning himself in a cringey bow> It is nice to meet you, members of the council of elders. My name is Natsuki Subaru. And I serve as this candidates, I mean, MISS EMILIA'S BEST KNIGHT!

-Astounded by what he said, I begun clapping until...the other knights look at me with anger...growling...I'll stop now..hehe-

Julius: What exactly are you saying when you claim to be Ms. Emilia's knight?! 

Subaru: And what's that supposed to mean?

-Poking at his hair, Julius stated to Subaru the understanding of this throne room-

Julius: You just declared everyone here that you are a knight...audaciously and without reserve before the Knights of Lugnica!

Subaru: Oh, wow...that was pretty well coordinated move! 

-Bickering like girls-

Julius: Have you worked enough to stand there as a champion, of the Imperial knights?

Subaru: Whatever...I'm going to make Emilia the next ruler...her wish will come true

Julius: After being denied, why do you keep standing there and denying us? 

Subaru: That's simple, it's because she's special!

-Coughing...I couldn't help but laugh-

Jiro: Wow...you really are an idiotic simp! 

Subaru: Shut Up!

-Turning his head back to Julius, he was still angry? Why?-

Subaru: You were born for this job, so don't you your daddy's name as an excuse for being a knight!

Julius: You aren't leaving a good impression, Natsuki Subaru...

Emilia: Quiet, Subaru. That's enough!

???: Miss Emilia. If that young man has done nothing else, he has shown us all that you are not one to be feared.

Emilia: Thank you---however Subaru is not my attendant.

https://youtu.be/dxiHR1HitPQ

-Not surprised by his impotence, Subaru's outburst will haunt him throughout his days...especially after making a fool of himself...-

(NON-CANON, FROM THE STORY BELOW)

-Presenting myself to the council, I, took ahold of Subaru arm and pulled him away-

Subaru: Get off of me, Jiro!

Jiro: No, it is time for you to leave. Now... <tugging away>

-My best friend kicks my walking stick away, making me collapse onto the floor. People stunned by what he did, many judged....but he was just being too emotional. Unable to stand up, I could feel a something pop in my ankle...aching in pain, I did not scream or whine about my issue, getting up and reaching over to my cane, I only look down in failure-

Subaru: I'm sorry--- I thought---

Jiro: I shouldn't care anymore...you've always shown to mess everything up for people. That's in your nature...the tendency to ruin someone---inside. You need to go, Now.

Subaru: I'm sorry---

-Watching Subaru looking shocked, the knights lifted him out of the room- 

Marcos: Mr. Natsuki Subaru! Please leave the room!

-Slowly walking out of the door, I caught a glimpse of him before it closed. Standing up, I moved back to behind Felt until...-

Marcos: Now that order returned, let us discuss how the royal selection will proceed---what's going on---

-Seeing someone run towards my sister, I pulled her back until the man carried us away...trying to escape but eventually caught red-handed-

Felt: OLD MAN ROM!

Jiro: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GEEZER? LET US GO!

-Being surrounded by knights, the old man was knocked down and tied-

Marcos: For breaking into the royal palace, you will be executed...

Jiro: Woah, hold on? That is taking it too far.

Marcos: I must refuse, boy! He has attempted to kidnap a royal candidate and is punishable by death---unless Ms. Felt complies and accepts her role as a candidate.

-Looking at her, she had no other choice but to agree to these terms- 

Felt: Fine, I'll do your stupid election .You just wanna make me the next ruler, don't you?

Jiro: (Shrugs) Yes...maybe...I don't know.

Felt: Sure, lemme just one thing to you clowns...I hate the nobility, and I hate knights..I hate this entire stupid kingdom...I hate every last thing of this damn place, so I'm going to tear it all down to the ground. How about that? 

#1 Douche Nobleman: What are you saying?

Felt: If I become the next ruler, I will destroy everything!

Jiro: Wait, what?!

Felt: If I become the next ruler, I'll destroy everything, you think I'm kidding! I'll take down every single one of you and bring some fresh air into the world.

???: Your Mistress is quite the intense lady, Reinhard!

Reinhard: Ms. Felt speaks with much conviction...soon her words will be heard by all.

???: I see...in any case all the candidates are here at last. The Royal Selection will now begin!

9/5/20 :(