Jungkookie was your
boyfriend and he just
invited you to have sex with him..

And obviously the author said yes..i mean you..

The maknae told you to pretend that the both of you are watching some kind of food channel..

Cause the author might know..

Ketchup means faster and mustard means more..ahhhhh...

"Ketchup!Ketchup!"

"Ahh..yes..mustard.."
     You moaned?!!

Then author comes in..

'WTFFFFF!!THERE'S MAYO ALL OVER MY PRECIOUS COUCH!!'

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