2nd pov

 "DISAPPOINTED, IM UTTERLY DISAPPOINTED!" 

you paced around in your apartment, the 11 idiots along with zhelan and kazuo who sat next to kaoru and kou. the idiots were on their knees, some watching you walk back and forth while some where looking down.

"will you stop walking around? its making me dizzy-OW!" 

baji let out a cry of pain, as he fell on his bum after you hit his head with a wooden spoon. "DID I SAY U COULD STAND UP?" you glared as baji rubbed his head and his stinging cheek. truth be told you used a spatula to hit their cheeks, the wooden spoon was just magically in your hand, maybe the author was giving out a more non painful weapon other than the metal spatula.

"how were we supposed to know these two shitheads we're your- OW! DONT HIT ME WOMAN-OW!!! STOP THAT!" 

draken yelled, as he got 2 hits from the wooden spoon. "1, dont call them shitheads, 2, sit down and 3-"

"werent you happy that we tried to protect you?" mikey pouted as you turned to him, you sighed, pinching the bridge of your nose. "manjiro sano, you brought a whole group to kill them. A GROUP! WHAT'S WORST IS A GROUP OF DELINQUENTS!" you screeched at him, your face red in anger as mikey frowned more.

"alright lil sis, go take a shower and cool off. ill go talk to these mens." kou did an eye smile, but an irk mark was on the side of his forehead as you groaned, walking upstair while mumbling some things.

"AIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS! GIVE ME REASONS WHY I SHOULD LET MY SISTER DATE OR LET THEM NEAR DELINQUENTS LIKE YOU!" kou curled his fist, holding a bottle, while zhelan smiling, holding a pan to swing incase they attack again while kazuo held 2 plates.

"we're hot-"

"that doesnt include." kazuo stopped mitsuya from speaking as mitsuya shrugged. 

"what if they get kidnapped?" zhelan questioned.

"we can protect them"

"what if they fail class because of you bastards?"

"we can help them with homework."

"what if they starve?"

"WE CAN COOK!"

"what if they get hurt?"

"WE CAN FIGHT!!!and kill-"

"well what if- WAIT DID U JUST HEAR U SAY-" just as kou screamed, souta pulled his twin back, covering his mouth as nahoya snickered. 

"we can tie hairs<33 so we can also tie their hair"

"well what if they became fucking bald?! how u gonna tie their hair huh? ur going to be useless" kazuo popped behind kou. "then we'll use a fucking plunger and decorate it-OW! I WAS KIDDING SIR-" chifuyu cried as the 3 males hit chifuyu.

"okay, last question, what was the first thing you thought when u saw them?" kou stared at the males as they look at each other before smirking.

"fucking hot."

"I APPROVE THEN!!"

kou happily grinned shaking their hand as if it was some kind of fanmeet that kpop idols hold. kaoru sighed, rubbing her forehead. "why did i get stuck with two L/ns?" kaoru sadly mumbled, as you walked down, ruffling your wet hair. 

"AH GREAT TIMING MY DEAR SISTER! I APPROVED THEM OF BEING YOUR-"

"WHAT?! I THOUGHT OUR PLAN WAS SUPPOSE TO BE YOU DECLINING THEM?!" you yelped as kou flinched. "b-but they had a great answer.." kou mumbled, doing the 👉👈 hands trying to look cute.

"please dont do that. you look disgusting-" 

"yo mikey, emma's your half sister right?" kaoru asked as mikey who was finding some doriyaki in the fridge turned, nodding. "emma's soulmate is idiot no.2" kaoru pointed at zhelan who was swaying his hip side to side, following the beat of the cartoon music on the tv.

"and yuzuha's for idiot no.3" kaoru placed her feet on kazuo's head making the male screech. "EKK STAND BACK U FEET!" kazuo threw the pillow at kaoru who rolled her eyes. "woah, so yuzuha has a soulmate now." hakkai slightly smiled.

"i didnt know my bunny has a brother." zhelan smiled as mikey raised an eyebrow. "my bunny? what kind of-"

"did we mention they met each other like, almost a year now?"

"WHAT?!" hakkai slammed his hands on the table, almost breaking it. "LAY OFF ON THE SPINACH!!" You hit hakkai who ignored the hit. "yeah, you guys didnt know? actually, we just found out from yuzuha and emma, then we confirmed zhe and uo so.." kaoru dumped the chips in her mouth as you ran to grab your jacket.

"KAORU! THE DILUC AND NOELLE KFC STANDEE'S ARE FINALLY AVAILABLE AT KFC! QUICK!" 

kaoru fell down the couch eyes widened. "FUCK! HURRY BEFORE ANY OTHER PEOPLE TAKE THEM!" kaoru yelled, grabbing her jacket as the 2 females hurriedly ran out with their mask.

"where are they going huh?!" pehyan asked his lip twitching as kou sat on the floor. 

"to kidnap the standees."

"to what-"

kazuo flipped the channel to the news as everyone turn.

{REPORTING LIVE: 2 UNIDENTIFIED PERSON SUDDENLY SNATCHED 2 STANDEES FROM RESTAURANT NAMED KFC, CITIZENS HAVE MENTIONED HOW THE STANDEES ARE RELATED TO A GAME CALLED GENSHIN IMPACT, THE STANDEES WERE DILUC AND NOELLE, BUT SHOCKINGLY, A WORKER HAD WITNESS THE 2 PERSON RUNNING INFRONT OF HIM WITH THE STANDEES!}

It was silent as the males watched the news. 

"i love y/n so much<33"nahoya smiled. "i think i just fell harder for them" kazutora mumbled, eyes glued to the tv. "suddenly, im sewing their wedding dress for our wedding." mitsuya joked, lifting up his sleeves as if he was going to sew. 

"haha imagine us getting married to them at musashi shrine with the other members of toman cheering." mikey snickered,laying on the floor as draken laughed. "wont we have to 'kiss the bride' if so, who'll get the first kiss?" inui mumbled which made everyone silent again.

"me."

the 11 boys and 1 unknown guy said. the 11 boys turned to the other guy as kou scoffed.

"what? I SHOULD KISS MY SISTER AS NO GUY IS WORTHY OF THEIR LIPS-ARRGGGGHHH-"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" 

you growled, kou crying when u threw your shoe at him. you and kaoru holding standees. "b-but y-y/n!!!! DONT WE KISS WHEN WE WERE KIDS?!"

"WHEN WE WERE KIDS DUMBASS IM NEVER KISSING SOMEONE WHO'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE TUNA!" 

"BUT TUNA IS SMEXY LIKE ME-"

"bitch ur going to turn into a fish."

kaoru said, making everyone laugh as kou pouted like a child. "such a bully." kou crossed his arm, walking upstairs as kaoru sighed. "alright, you guys im going upstairs to tend an emo kou that acts like bokuto, funny how bokuto koutaro has kou in it" kaoru mumbled, laughing to herself as she walked upstairs.

"uo-kun, lets play xbox upstairs?"

"BET!"

and you were alone with the males again. 

"y/n, were you scared when u were surrounded with a group of delinquents?" hakkai asked which made you silent. "did it? did we scare you or something or-"

" i was." 

you smiled slightly, hugging your knees. "but i wasnt scared of dying. i was scared i put zhelan or kazuo in harm." you started, placing your chin ontop of your knees. nahoya was first to scoot closer and soon, they were near you.

"zhelan and kazuo were my first friends. when kou-nii-chan brought them at home, i really felt happy that i had friends, because at school they'd tease or bully me for having no parents or having low grades." you said as the boys stood up angrily.

"I SWEAR STOP AND LET ME HAVE MY SAD DEPRESSED MAIN CHARACTER MOMENT!!" 

you whined as chifuyu laughed plopping back down. "fine, continue your sad depressed main character moment." peh yan said as they looked at you, nodding as if it was a sign they'll listen.

"hmph, as i was saying, i didnt really care, but you know...they ignore me which, kinda hurts since i was a kid that time, i even cry myself to sleep becasue i thought i was going to be a lonely pathetic bitch forever. when i was in 2nd grade, kaoru came transferring to my school and she approached me, and became my friend. she protected me from the bullies, because your dear y/n was a fucking pussy,"

"hah, pussy-"

you glared at baji who grinned at you, showing his fangs. 

"as me and her grown older, i started watching people fight and anime, so i naturally wanted to fight people and all. so sometimes i'd practice my punches by beating up 1 the bully's sidekicks. best feeling of my life when i saw him bleeding." 

you proudly grinned as a hand was placed on your head. 

"glad to see you not acting weak and using your potentials" draken praised "it normal to cry when you feel sad, atleast u have abit of strength to defend yourself considering how your punches hurt. but nonetheless, you dont really have to fight, we're just one call away when ur trouble, not like we leave your side."

you looked at draken who was looking down at you, his hand softly ruffled your hair as you smiled at him."thanks, ryuguji" you kissed his cheek which shocked everyone.

"UNFAIR!"

"WHY DOES HE GET A KISS?!"

";-;"

"draken ur cheating."

"they even called him by his first name"

"Y/NN MEE TOOOOOO!!!!"

">:(((("

"ah, i suddenly felt my heart crack."

"THE AUDACITY OF DRAKEN TO CHEAT! HOW COULD U!"

you quickly left to your room, to hide and avoid them tugging you around just for a kiss.