2nd pov

"and, you outsmarted us again." 

inui mumbled seeing you sit happily on emma's lap as you sipped your drink. "emma has thicc thighs stfu." you raised your middle finger at him as emma laughed, her arms around your waist. 

"what's ur sexuality again?" mitsuya asked as you were busy eating so kaoru sighed and answered. "they're bisexual, so dont get shocked when u see her peeking on girls and boys." kaoru decided to snitch on you as you look at her offended.

"bitch what- i never peek on-"

"you peeked on me while i was bathing!"

"that was different."

you grinned while kaoru sighed. "welp, lets continue our date babes!" you stood up from emma's comfy lap, holding hina and yuzuha's hand. "babyee! see you boys, never!" you snickered as takemichi frowned, seeing hina taken from him once again.

"everything will be alright takemichi, your girlfriend is straight, so no worries."

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"who's birthday?" you tilt your head as you and kaoru sat on the couch. "its takemichi's fucking birthday today you dumb hoe! did u get him a gift?" kaoru asked as you were silent. 

"you didnt get him one, did you?"

you slowly nodded as kaoru sighed. "HEY HEY HEY! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN TAKEMAGI'S BIRTHDAY IS?!" You tried defending yourself. "its takemichi you bastard, and we're friends with him for almost a a month now!" kaoru smacked you head making you wince.

"i dont even talk to him that much." you mumbled. "well.. thats because YOU IGNORE HIM EVERYTIME HE TRIES TO TALK TO YOU!" kaoru went from calm to feral which made you shook in fear.

uwah, ru-chan is scary.

you thought as you thought of the times to ignored him.

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"hey L/n how are-"

you kept walking, leaving takemichi standing there.

"oh, okay-"

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"L/n! i have these mochis! would you want one-"

you kept writing your notes as takemichi awkwardly stood beside you.

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"u-uhm L-L/n-"

cue you leaving.

"s-see you i guess. :(("

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"whoops." you let out as kaoru was really tired of your dumbness. "why do u even ignore him?" kaoru asked. "because he has hina as his soulmate!" you whined, burying your face on your pillow as kaoru looked at you as if you were some kind of alien.

"im done."

kaoru sat up, taking her coffee with her and leaving. "huh? you...YOU ARENT GONNA HELP ME?!" you yelled as kaoru slammed the door close. you huffed, crossing your arms, thinking of a gift.

"AHA! I GOT THE PERFECT GIFTT!!" 

with that, you ran out, to grab a gift for our dear takemichi :)))

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"i look smoking hot. no wonder i can pull any gender." you look at yourself in the mirror, proud at your parents for making you look this gorgeous. you fized your jacket before grabbing your gift and walking out your room where kaoru was waiting. she was wearing a simple strapless top with her skirt and some thigh high boots.

"you done? lets go." kaoru fixed her loose hair as her hair was in a bun. you grabbed her Hair, harshly tugging it making her let out an ugly 'ack'

"YOU FUCKING BITCH-"

"HHAAHHAAHH PUSSY COME RUN THEN IN YOUR HEELS- OH SHIT UR A TRACKSTAR!"

"YOUR ASS IS MINE BITCH! ILL KILL U!"

ah yes, race on who gets to the location first. it was unbelievable that kaoru could run in a 5 inch high heels which made you scared at her. 

she's a fucking devil! run bitch run!

you thought as you spot the boys far up ahead. "oh hey look its them." baji pointed only to furrow his eyebrow. "i-is that kaoru running in heels?" hina stuttered, eyes widened. "she's a devil..." emma was frightened to say. 

"O-OKAY IM SORRY!!" you cried as kaoru also pulled your hair making you loose balance and fall on your bum. "got chu." kaoru grinned evily as your colors drained. "L-LETS TALK ABOUT THIS CALMLY WITH UUHH A CUP OF COFFEE OR TEA OR ME- I MEAN UH-" 

"should we help her?" souta asked. "NAH! ITS FUNNY!" nahoya laughed. "HEY HELP!" you cried trying to back away from kaoru. "they aint gonna help you asshole." kaoru laughed at you, lifting her bag to hit you.

"I-ILL GIVE A KISS TO WHOEVER SAVES ME FROM DEATH!"

hehe now your saved <33

"heh, that kiss was a lie<33" you grinned, skipping ahead as nahoya was still smiling but boy was he pissed. "alright! the karaoke room we'll be in is number 6." hina said as kaoru hummed. "its spacious enough." emma mumbled as you quickly sat on the chair, throwing your jacket and bag on the floor. 

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAKEMICHI!!" everyone cheered, raising their glasses as takemichi happily smiled, kaoru was singing her heart out to Whitney Houston as you hesitantly gave takemichi his gift.

"uhm... happy womb evacuation day :))?" 

silence

"HAHAHSAHSHSA WHAT?!"

Everyone let out a loud laugh as you frowned. "what?! ITS TRUE!" you opposed as hina wiped her tears. "T-THANK YOU L/N! YOUR NOT IGNORING ME ANYMORE!" takemichi cried as he happily accepted his gift from you, takemichi ripped the cover open only to halt.

"A bundle of..pens?" takemichi asked. "well, i saw your pen was almost out of ink sooo...do you not like it?" you questioned as takemichi widened his eyes. "WHAT?! I LIKE IT! NO NO I LOVE IT! THANK YOU!" takemichi was still grateful, as this was the first ever you werent ignoring him so he gladly accepted the gift.

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"ah, emma! come with us, me and takemichi are going to buy sum more soju and yakult." hina said as emma smiled, nodding. "yuzuha, accompany me to the bathroom." kaoru groaned. "sure, i need to wash my hands anyways." yuzuha mumbled, as you snapped your neck at kaoru.

'your going to leave me with them?'

kaoru smirked, shurgging.

'yes, so suffer.'

you glared at her as she smiled, leaving the room as you sat there as stiff as a post. "ah~ thankfully they left" mikey smiled, pulling you on his lap as he wrapped his arm around you.

"sir pls let me go :))" you said mikey hummed, leaning closer as you felt his hot breath on the back of your neck, the scent of soju lingering around. "how bout a no?" mikey whispered, before his lips touches your nape. you froze. 

"ara? seems like you froze." draken smirked, his lip connecting to your neck as you widen your eyes. "theyre shocked." on your other side, baji planted his lips on your jaw. "cute." hakkai mumbled, pecking your forehead. "dont frighten her!" pehyan growled, kissing your bare shoulder as kazutora kissed your other bare shoulder.

"pehyan is right, you wouldnt want to scare our baby right?" mitsuya asked, grabbing your left hand and giving light kisses on it. "soft..." inui mumbled holding your right hand, also peppering it with kisses.

hakkai sat beside mitsuya as chifuyu came to peck your nose. "you should never joke about kisses." chifuyu scolded with a dorky smile. "cause if you do..." nahoya and souta leaned in, kissing your cheek.

"WE'LL FORCEFULLY KISS YOU<33" nahoya snickered as you sat there, mouth open slightly. 

"of course, we respect you that we wouldnt kiss you in the lips." draken mumbled, his lips still on your neck. "though, soon, once we're able to taste your lips, im not sure we can stop." mikey whispered in your ears. they leaned back, looking at your state.

"did we broke them?" chifuyu asked poking your cheek. 

"should we give them 11 true loves kiss to wake her up?"

"W-WHAT?! NO! S-STEP BACK!!! I SAID STEP BACK!!" you snapped out of your thoughts, your face burning as you covered your face with the back of your hand. 

"aWEE COME ON!! DID YOU NOT LIKE OUR KISSES?!"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR CRYBABY HEROO <33333