[conspiracy squad]

YourHobi:
u guys im not joking about that kid
this is getting out of hand

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
is this about yugyeom again

YourHobi:
um of course who else

Chocochip_kookie:
hoseok fr theres nth u need to stress about w/ him
like i said yugyeom's not the type to judge

YourHobi:
yeah i know what u said
thought about it
not so sure im convinced

Handsome_face:
wait hobi who's yugyeom u never told me about this

YourHobi:
classmate
tol suspicious kid who keeps looking at me funny
and just today i saw him glance at me, then whisper smth to his friend
i rly dont trust him...

Taetae:
what if hes just checkin u out

YourHobi:
very funny

Taetae:
no im serious

YourHobi:
i dont think so
im getting more unpleasant vibes

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u know hobi i hate to break it to u but i think ur just so set on yugyeom being a mean dude that u wont accept anything we say

Chocochip_kookie:
hes not a mean dude i swear

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
dont swear jungkook ur still a baby

Chocochip_kookie:
r u rly going to start this again

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no im sorry

YourHobi:
look im just sayin
bad vibes

NamJune:
what if theres just smth on ur face thats been there this whole time

YourHobi:
beauty

Taetae:
so u admit it u do think he was checking u out

YourHobi:
no
wheres yoongi i wanna hear his verdict

Handsome_face:
ah yes the wisest and most sensible one here

NamJune:
he kinda is tho

Handsome_face:
i know

NamJune:
cool
@yoongi
@yoongi

Yoongi:
what do u want this time??

NamJune:
hoseok wants ur opinion on smth
get caught up on the chat

Yoongi:
no

NamJune:
do it or i'll reveal another one of ur selcas

Yoongi:
everyone here is following me on instagram
so thats not really a threat anymore nice try tho

NamJune:
oh yeah
good going u guys

Taetae:
sorry lmao I guess that's my fault

YourHobi:
Yoongi pls :((

Yoongi:
tf do u want me for

YourHobi:
there's this weird dude in my class that keeps looking at me funny and sometimes he'll whisper things to his friend and I think he's judging me but everyone else seems to think he's checking me out

Yoongi:
what do u look like again

YourHobi:
[image sent]

Yoongi:
u don't rly look like a judge-worthy person

YourHobi:
is that an insult or r u complimenting my looks I am confuse

Yoongi:
not necessarily complimenting ur looks but u don't look like a suspicious person who ppl would judge from afar

YourHobi:
...
ok but am i cute tho

Yoongi:
annoying

Chocochip_kookie:
what a savage

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
well there u have it hobi
u heard it from the wisest man here
yugyeom is just checking u out
not judging

YourHobi:
we're getting off topic I asked Yoongi a question

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
actually yugyeom was the topic hobi ur the one going off topic

YourHobi:
hush mochi
so yoongi fr do u think I'm cute

Yoongi:
y

YourHobi:
curious
or is ur definition of 'cute' strictly Jimin's face

Yoongi:
first of all
dont assume things
second of all y do u care about my opinion of u
third of all y dont u ask this yugyeom guy

Chocochip_kookie:
lmao thats a gr8 idea
go ask yugyeom if u cute hoseok

YourHobi:
no i know im cute

Taetae:
then y r u asking yoongi

YourHobi:
i already said i just wanted his opinion y'all attacking me now :,(

Yoongi:
look i dont hav a type ok that has nothing to do w/ it
and im fully capable of complimenting ppl other than jimin btw

NamJune:
lets see u do it then

Handsome_face:
lmao yeah

Yoongi:
peer pressure
but also fine
if it makes u so happy
i admit u r pretty cute

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
im not jealous

Taetae:
jiminie

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
im not jealous
hobi is cute its just a fact
im not jealous tae

Taetae:
i may or may not believe u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
what if hobi actually likes yoongi

Taetae:
lmao jimin ur jumping to conclusions now just relax

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
not jealous

Taetae:
right

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[conspiracy squad]

NamJune:
wow u actually said it

Handsome_face:
yeah im impressed

YourHobi:
yAY

Handsome_face:
i want yoongi to compliment me next
[image sent]

Yoongi:
y

Chocochip_kookie:
lmao me 2
[image sent]

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Taetae:
remember that one time i said i like boys

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
what do u mean that 'one time'

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[conspiracy squad]

NamJune:
ah wth me 2
[image sent]

tell me im pretty yoongs

Handsome_face:
ハンサム (handsome)

NamJune:
ありがとう :) (thank you )

YourHobi:
conspiring again i see

Taetae:
hEY dont leave me out of this
[image sent]

Chocochip_kookie:
now that leaves jimin lmao
cmon jimmie
chim chim

YourHobi:
but jimin already got a compliment he doesnt need another one

Chocochip_kookie:
jimin

Taetae:
dw guys i got this
[video sent]

jimin wanted to show me how bouncy his hair was

Yoongi:
cute

YourHobi:
NOT FAIR U DIDNT EVEN HESITATE

NamJune:
he's biased

Taetae:
lmaooo jimin is yoongi's bias spread the word

Chocochip_kookie:
so how do u feel jimin u r the chosen one

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
um

NamJune:
u heard it folks jimin's official response is um
yoongs to make things fair u gotta send smth now

Yoongi:
y

NamJune:
bcuz everyone else did

Yoongi:
y do i hav to do what everyone else does

NamJune:
equality

Yoongi:
peer pressure
also u hav my selcas y dont u just send one

NamJune:
i wanna see some enthusiasm yoongs bby

Yoongi:
NO

NamJune:
well thats enthusiasm lmao but not in the way i was looking for
anyway
fine i'll send smth
[image sent]

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
THE CUTEST SMILE

Taetae:
tell him that

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
IM-
NO

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[conspiracy squad]

NamJune:
[image sent]

Yoongi:
y did u send 2 i said 1 u disobedient walnut

Handsome_face:
youve got nice legs, man

YourHobi:
jin if u were trying to make it not gay by throwing that "man" at the end there it didnt work

Handsome_face:
darn
did it almost work

YourHobi:
yeah almost

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
youre beautiful, man

YourHobi:
i said almost, jimin