[conspiracy squad]

Yoongi:
love you

Chocochip_kookie:
wow I wonder who that was intended for

Yoongi:
my mom, actually
thanks

Taetae:
guys Yoongi loves him mom spread the word

Handsome_face:
how embarrassing
I'm kidding I love my mom too
she gave me this beauotdul face how could I not love her

Chocochip_kookie:
and I thought Jimin was a bad speller

Handsome_face:
hands moved too fast
I know how to spell

YourHobi:
yoongi I know that text was meant for me u don't need to hide it ;)

Yoongi:
no

YourHobi:
cmon bby don't be shy ;)

Yoongi:
why r u like this

NamJune:
oh come on guys we all know who it was really meant for

Yoongi:
my mom

NamJune:
me

Taetae:
me

Chocochip_kookie:
mochi

Yoongi:
my mom
wait who tf is mochi
oh
u meant Jimin

YourHobi:
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
wait y am I winking I can't condone my boyfriend cheating on me with another man

Handsome_face:
boyfriend?? hobi ur cheating on me with Yoongi??

NamJune:
Jin you're dating Hoseok??

Taetae:
????
Jungkook who r u dating??

Chocochip_kookie:
yugyeom

YourHobi:
WHAT

Handsome_face:
DONT TELL ME UR JEALOUS AGAIN
HOW MANY MEN R U AFTER HOBI

YourHobi:
IM NOT JEALOUS I WAS JUST SURPRISED
HOW LONG HAV U BEEN DATING YUGYEOM, JUNGKOOK

Chocochip_kookie:
four hundred years

Yoongi:
you guys are all crackheads I swear

YourHobi:
WHAT DOES HE HAV THAT I DONT

Handsome_face:
WAIT R U SAYING U LIKE JUNGKOOK NOW

Taetae:
I WONT LET U HAV HIM

Chocochip_kookie:
I'm sorry everyone I'm engaged to Yugyeom now

YourHobi:
U SON OF A CURSE WORD
IF U WERENT A BABY ID SWEAR AT U

Chocochip_kookie:
this is y I left u for yugyeom, hoseok

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I just got outta the shower tf is going on here

NamJune:
apparently Yoongi was cheating on Hoseok with u and then Jin got jealous and Jungkook revealed he was dating Yugyeom and Hoseok got jealous and Jin got jealous again and then Hoseok got jealous because he wanted Jungkook but Tae refused to give up Jungkook but then Jungkook revealed yet another secret that he was actually engaged to Yugyeom already and that's where we are right now

Yoongi:
crackheads.

YourHobi:
yOONGI CONSOLE ME IM UPSET

Handsome_face:
I'd console u but apparently I'm not gOOD ENOUGH 4 U

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Yoongi I'm so confused

Yoongi:
u and me both

YourHobi:
sTOp fLIRTinG wITh hiM

Yoongi:
Jimin did u give all ur friends drugs

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I swear I didn't
but uh
Yugyeom, huh Jungkook

Chocochip_kookie:
yes we r to be wed

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
where's ur proof

Chocochip_kookie:
wait just one minute
[image sent]

okay this was supposed to be a funny bit but now I'm curious lmao

YourHobi:
I KNEW IT I TOLD U HE WAS A SHADY GUY
DOESNT EVEN WANT ME TO ATTEND THE WEDDING

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
nah I think he just doesn't want u to get the wrong idea hobi
I'm serious I'll bet he likes u

YourHobi:
LiEs
it's all a cover up
and someone's gonna have to tell him im taken anyway

Yoongi:
if ur talking about me again then ill personally tell him that ur not

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yugyeom and hoseok
yugseok
hoyeom?

Chocochip_kookie:
hold on let me ask yugyeom
[image sent]

okay y'all somethings up lmao
he kept sending messages after this too
but i cant share them

Handsome_face:
why, r they inappropriate?

Chocochip_kookie:
no i just feel like itd be betrayal to our friendship

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i thought u said u guys werent that close

Chocochip_kookie:
well we've been catching up recently

Handsome_face:
well id imagine you'd have to have been
seeing as ur getting married

Chocochip_kookie:
oh no the wedding got canceled we called it off

Taetae:
short-lived engagement

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
now hold on guys lets not gloss over that screenshotted conversation here

Handsome_face:
yes i agree

YourHobi:
too late weve already glossed over it

Handsome_face:
looks like somebody liiikes u hobiiii

YourHobi:
nope

Chocochip_kookie:
still don't quite understand why u dislike him so much Hoseok

YourHobi:
bad vibes

Chocochip_kookie:
y don't u try talking to him

YourHobi:
out of the question

Handsome_face:
ffs just do it hobi

YourHobi:
make me

Handsome_face:
fine

YourHobi:
what

Handsome_face:
I said fine
I'll make u talk to him

YourHobi:
what

Handsome_face:
tomorrow
i dont have a morning class
u do
i'll go to the studio and see for myself
and then afterwards I'll make u talk to the guy
or i'll talk to him myself

YourHobi:
no

Handsome_face:
u cant stop me lmao

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yesss jin go show him

YourHobi:
betrayal
y'all betraying me
yoongi do smth

Yoongi:
fine

YourHobi:
:D

Yoongi:
im breaking up with u

YourHobi:
nO