[conspiracy squad]

Handsome_face:
I made Hoseok talk to yugyeom today

Taetae:
ooooohhhhh
and how did that go

Handsome_face:
u wanna know what he said
the second I walked up to him with Hoseok by my side

NamJune:
tell us

Handsome_face:
go ahead hobi
tell them
what did yugyeom say

YourHobi:
...
he said hi

Handsome_face:
what else did he say

YourHobi:
...
"oh wow you're even prettier up close"

Chocochip_kookie:
ooooohhhhhhh

Taetae:
so I was right all along

Handsome_face:
yeah
and the boy was scratching his cheek and the back of his head and blushing the color of hobi's hair each time he made eye contact with him
so yeah
we have our answer
[ ] judging [✔️] checking out

NamJune:
one of the world's greatest mysteries solved how cool is this

Taetae has renamed the chat mystery gang

Chocochip_kookie:
first meme team then conspiracy squad now mystery gang
what's next, puzzle group

Taetae:
ill put it on the list

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
so then hobi do u have anything to say for yourself

YourHobi:
...

Handsome_face:
he's defeated after learning his presumption was an incorrect one

YourHobi:
that's not it

Handsome_face:
oh that's right I almost forgot to mention
yugyeom asked for hobi's number too
of course hobi wasn't rly moving or talking but thanks to me the sweet boi got what he wanted

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
awwwwwwwww good for yugyeom
maybe now hobi will see he's actually a good guy

Chocochip_kookie:
yeet
rooting for u man

YourHobi:
what no y r u rooting for me

Chocochip_kookie:
oh u know
in case it leads to anything

Taetae:
*wink wonk*

YourHobi:
stahp

Handsome_face:
oh don't be like that hobi
u saw him, u talked to him
ur not still judging the kid r u

Chocochip_kookie:
wait I gotta way to solve this
let's add him to the chat

YourHobi:
no

Chocochip_kookie has added Yugibear to mystery gang

Yugibear:
hello??
lmao what's this jungkookie

Chocochip_kookie:
hoseok's here

Yugibear:
HOSEOK
:D hiiiiii

NamJune:
wow it's like a second jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
??

Yoongi:
who's Yugibear

YourHobi:
he was just leaving

Handsome_face:
hobi wtf that's so mean
you'll hurt his feelings
apologize

YourHobi:
fine
I'm sorry Jungkook invited u here
he shouldn't have

Handsome_face:
JUNG. HOSEOK.

Yugibear:
oh does he not want me in this chat?
if this is ur guys' private friend circle then I understand
I don't wanna intrude since I don't know u all anyways haha
k bye then :)

YourHobi:
ah yugyeom wait

Yugibear has left mystery gang

Handsome_face:
wow
real nice, man

YourHobi:
no, cmon
I didn't mean,,
ughggh

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
if u didn't mean it then go apologize to him :(

Yoongi:
is yugyeom that guy u were talking about yesterday

YourHobi:
yes...

Yoongi:
I'm caught up
if u found out the truth then y do u still seem hung up on this

YourHobi:
:(( yoongii

Yoongi:
u were assuming he was judging u, and now u know he wasn't, meaning u had been the one judging him, and yet ur opinion of him only seems to have worsened for no apparent reason
so I'll have to agree, I believe there is some apologizing to be done on ur part

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
inspirational...

Taetae:
wow we stan a wise king

Handsome_face:
there u have it hobi
u know what u have to do

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[Hoseok and Yugyeom private chat]

YourHobi:
uh
yugyeom

Yugibear:
oh hey Hoseok :))
how r u??

YourHobi:
fine...
listen, yugyeom
I'm
sorry
ok

Yugibear:
about?

YourHobi:
judging u
and being mean

Yugibear:
when did u do either of those things?? haha ur funny

YourHobi:
I'm sorry

Yugibear:
nononono don't apologize :(

YourHobi:
no I honestly feel rly guilty now so I need to

Yugibear:
uhh
ok then :)
whatever u think u did it's ok Hoseok

YourHobi:
right
somethings been bothering me I guess I took it out on u? I don't quite get it either now that I think about it maybe it was a subconscious thing

Yugibear:
oh :(
I had no idea
is that why u seemed a little off when we talked earlier?

YourHobi:
I guess
I don't know
sorry yugyeom
we just met today u must think I'm kinda weird now

Yugibear:
weird? not at all :))
I've kinda been watching u for a while now if anyone's the weird one it'd be me haha
sorry if that sounds creepy??
I've just thought u were pretty and also an incredible dancer so u caught my attention
ah pls don't think I'm creepy I swear I'm not :((
but uh
could we be friends?

YourHobi:
friends
yeah
yeah I'm ok with more friends

Yugibear:
gr8 :D

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[Jungkook and Yugyeom private chat]

Yugibear:
I must not have made a good impression

Chocochip_kookie:
hang in there buddy
im rooting 4 u