[mystery gang]

Taetae:
[image sent]

everyone id like to introduce u to my new friend felix and his boyfrend :D

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wow they're both beautiful??

Yugibear:
I agree,, :o

Handsome_face:
ok but which one is Felix tho

Taetae:
left :)

YourHobi:
yugyeom, forgive me, but I just audibly whistled

Yugibear:
lmaoo apology accepted

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
r u guys all hanging out 2gethr or smth now?

Taetae:
nah, changbin had to start his shift lmao but Felix had me take a quick pic of them
apparently changbin doesn't like photos much but he was rly nice about it and Felix got super happy when he agreed lolol I guess it's a rare occasion
just look at his cute lil smile,,

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Tae
need I remind u
u have a boyfriend

Taetae:
yeah so does Felix :)

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ur totally missing the point here...

Taetae:
kk I'll talk later tho Felix and I r going on our lunch date now byeee

YourHobi:
wow

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[Jungkook and Jimin private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
kook

Chocochip_kookie:
he even had the nerve to call it a date
I'm not even gonna deny it jimin
I'm mad
I'm mad at Taehyung

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Jungkook I get it, but pls just
understand
Tae's a child, u know that
and he's kinda dumb
most of the time

Chocochip_kookie:
dumb or not he should at least realize what he's doing right now
but also I don't think this is another one of his little games
he's being totally oblivious
and I'm mad

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Jungkook cmon...
u know Tae loves u right?
don't doubt urself now

Chocochip_kookie:
Tae's too sweet and too friendly
I mean just look at how quickly he and that Felix guy hit it off already
and they're both art and design majors I'm sure they've got a lot to talk about and have a lot in common
they'll probably end up having more lunch dates and spend more time together after this
and he'll have less time for me
and I don't care who Felix is
I don't want him to take Tae from me
in any way

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Jungkook...
Tae's new friend isn't gonna take him away from u
I swear
but if it's rly bothering u
then u need to talk to him urself

Chocochip_kookie:
no
I need him to realize it for himself
and he needs to say smth
not the other way around

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
that's kinda immature don't u think...

Chocochip_kookie:
call it what you want
I've made up my mind

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[Jimin and Yoongi private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hey Yoongi?
I need relationship advice

Yoongi:
uh
typically
u ask someone other than the person ur dating...
also is there a problem in our relationship if so pls tell me directly I'll fix it myself

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
what ?? no,,, I meant about someone else's relationship

Yoongi:
...ok?
I guess I can
try
to help ...?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ok so quick question
what do u do when Namjoon is acting rly stubborn about smth and u feel like it's important he
well
doesn't
act stubborn

Yoongi:
uh
well for starters it's usually me who's the stubborn one not him...
but also could u specify what the situation is so I don't get more confused

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Tae made a new friend and Jungkook is afraid that new friend is gonna steal Tae away from him

Yoongi:
and what, is he refusing to talk to Taehyung about it

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yes exactly
what should I do??

Yoongi:
nothing

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
??

Yoongi:
Jungkook is an adult
kind of
barely
wtvr
point is he can make his own decisions
just so long as those two idiots don't pull a Romeo and Juliet i think they'll be fine Jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
really,?

Yoongi:
yeah
just let them play it out I guess

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
okay,,
thanks Yoongi :)

Yoongi:
yeah no problem

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:))
hey Yoongi I love u

Yoongi:
I love u too Jimin
but like honestly
if there's any problems u have with me or us or wtvr pls let me know ok?
anything
if I'm too clingy
or I embarrass u
or I kiss u too much

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no u don't kiss me enough,,

Yoongi:
consider problem solved

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[Jungkook and Taehyung private chat]

Taetae:
heyyyyyy
just got back from my lunch date with Felix,, :))
hes super fun Jungkook
you'd love him

Chocochip_kookie:
no Tae
no i wouldn't
I wouldn't love him

Taetae:
aww, lmao u didn't even talk to him b4 tho

Chocochip_kookie:
I don't care ok

Taetae:
uhm
ok

Chocochip_kookie:
r u done now cuz I've got some practice to catch up on

Taetae:
oh
.
.
.
Jungkook is smth wrong

Chocochip_kookie:
y would u assume that

Taetae:
I can't hear u obviously but ur texts sound
idk
frustrated

Chocochip_kookie:
maybe I am, Tae
maybe I am frustrated
and what would u do about it

Taetae:
uhhh
well I could come over and give u a shoulder massage or smth

Chocochip_kookie:
no, Tae, that's not it

Taetae:
...ok so shoulder massages are a no go
got it
uhhhh

Chocochip_kookie:
ffs Tae

Taetae:
?
I'm so confused
can u help me?
what's wrong kookie?

Chocochip_kookie:
gee I dunno why don't u go ask Felix

Taetae:
well I doubt Felix would really know why ur upset but
.
.
.
oh

Chocochip_kookie:
forget it I have work to do I'll talk to u later Tae
well I mean only if u have time for me of course

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Taetae:
I'm a dumb brick

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I would argue but yeah...