[Seokjin and Hoseok private chat]

Handsome_face:
I just realized smth
ok no that's a lie
I didn't just realize it
I've been thinking about it
I mean I've thought about it a lot

YourHobi:
mmmmmmmwaht is it

Handsome_face:
it's just that
Namjoon
has never kissed me?
on the lips I mean
he's always just kissed my cheek
which is cute and all but,,
u know
I kinda
ugh
idk hobi maybe he just doesn't want to...

YourHobi:
u don't actually think that do u

Handsome_face:
well y else would he never kiss me,?
it's been a couple months now...
and it's obvious he's special, I rly do love him and I know he feels the same so
since he hasn't
I'm just starting to wonder
if he
doesn't want t o

YourHobi:
jin ilu but stop talking lmao
I guess u just don't see it like I do
Namjoon
yo man joonie
is the most gentlemanly gentleman
when it comes to u anyway lmfao I mean he punched a guy in the face not sure if u can count that as being gentlemanly but wtvr not the point,,
rly tho
he treats u like a prince, w/ utmost care and like ur the most precious thing
which to him of course
u r

Handsome_face:
oh cmon stoahp

YourHobi:
so
to sum it up
the reason he has given u a lips kiss is bcuz of his habitual behavior around u
he, himself, behaves like a prince around his prince

Handsome_face:
ok that's fjajdagd adorable tho and makes me feel a lot better
but
it doesn't change the fact that I really want his lips on mine

YourHobi:
then boi u gotta t A K E  IT
U GOTTA STEAL IT
S T E A L  T H A T  K I S S

Handsome_face:
Y E A H
but wait I wanna make it special

YourHobi:
of course of course
hmmmmm
oOH
New Years is coming up~
that'd be a perfect time
lots of couples kiss at midnight on New Years
u could surprise him ;)

Handsome_face:
that's an amazing idea omf hobi ily

YourHobi:
<3

Handsome_face:
wait no now im sad u wont get to kiss yo man on new years :,(

YourHobi:
nonono dont change ur mind or feel bad jin
i'll just kiss yugyeom's traitorous little face when he gets back

Handsome_face:
lmfao u r so salty
but ok then
i'm gonna do it

YourHobi:
y e s
ooh what if this is how u finally break him
mr. suave joon

Handsome_face:
i doubt it rip
he's so cool about everything,,
i'll kiss him and he'll probably be like "oh wtvr this is normal"

YourHobi:
mmmm if u say so,,,

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[Namjoon and Seokjin private chat]

Joonie:
hey jin

Handsome_face:
hey :) i was just about to text u lmao

Joonie:
oh is that so
what about

Handsome_face:
were u gonna say smth

Joonie:
yeh

Handsome_face:
ok well u go ahead then

Joonie:
cool
do u have new years plans

Handsome_face:
nerp
i was gonna ask u if u did

Joonie:
i see
well i'll make a long story short would u be interested in going to yoongs's aunt's new year's party with me
it's fancy
she hosts it at a big hall and stuff
yoongs hates it lmao but i rather enjoy it

Handsome_face:
omf i'd love to

Joonie:
do u own a suit

Handsome_face:
i do actually

Joonie:
awesome
wear that

Handsome_face:
i will

Joonie:
gr8
see u then

Handsome_face:
yes u will

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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

Joonie:
jin's gon' be there
i bet he looks incredibly charming in a suit

Yoongi:
oh shut up with that charming nonsense
when r u gonna stop pretending to be a gentleman

Joonie:
wym pretend lmao
also whats wrong with the word charming

Yoongi:
shut up

Joonie:
ur just mad cuz i've got my act 2gethr and u dont lmao

Yoongi:
yeah u wish
and i do have my act 2gethr shut up

Joonie:
sure

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[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ok update, i'm at my bro's house, tried on the suit
good news it fits perfectly just like i thought
[image sent]

but like should i ditch the glasses? are they 2 much??
.
.
.
yoongiii dont leave me on read lmao i wanna know ur opinion

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[Yoongi and Namjoon private chat]

Yoongi:
kill me
kill me so i dont have to go to the party and die there

Joonie:
lmfao but u invited jimin i thought the point of that was to make it more tolerable

Yoongi:
sry maybe u didnt hear me the first time
[image sent]

kill me so i dont have to go to the party and die there

Joonie:
dang son
he looks good

Yoongi:
no he looks incredible
downright stunning and if he goes to the party i know everyone's gonna be looking at him and probably walking up and talking to him and i know thats totally smth a possessive boyfriend would say but screw it jimin would be totally oblivious to it and thats never good

Joonie:
yoongs
how ironic of u to say that lmfao
ur the oblivious one
guess u forgot about last year
or just somehow didnt notice all the ppl looking at u
and like twelve different girls and a couple guys who didnt even know u approached u and tried talking to u

Yoongi:
yeah ikr it was terrible

Joonie:
ur so dumb

Yoongi:
excuse u

Joonie:
yoongs
hold on lemme go find the one of a thousand photos that were taken of u last new year's eve by the photographers ur aunt invited
they're her personal friends aren't they?
i think i remember u telling me that lmao
ok gonna look now
ah
perfect
wait
i'll just go show it to jimin lmao

Yoongi:
what no what r u talking about what photo r u talking about
joon
wtf i hate u sm

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[Namjoon and Jimin private chat]

Joonie:
hey jimin u wanna sneak peek of formally dressed yoongi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ooh a sneak peek???

Joonie:
[image sent]

ur gonna hafta look after him at the party all of south korea wants him lmfao

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i t ' s  n o  w o n d e r
HE LOOKS SO GOOD

Joonie:
right?
boi don't even know it smh
u look good in a suit 2 tho jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aw thanks
wait how do u know?

Joonie:
i dont
i mean what
nth
gtg boi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
lmao ok bye

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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

Joonie:
he like

Yoongi:
wtf joon

Joonie:
y'all gon be south korea's most desired couple
yo i wonder how ur aunt's gonna react
does she know u even have a boyfriend??

Yoongi:
y would i tell her

Joonie:
idk maybe cuz ur inviting him to her party

Yoongi:
i dont wanna tell her

Joonie:
itd be the courteous thing to do yoongs

Yoongi:
look i'll tell her if she asks

Joonie:
wtvr stubborn boi

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[Namjoon and Jimin private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wait namjoon quick question can u tell yoongi i texted him
he left me on read and im wondering if that was accidental lol

Joonie:
oh of couse jimin
and yeah im sure it was, he'd never ignore u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:) right, thanks

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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

Joonie:
tf yoongs go text yo man

Yoongi:
omf did he say smth to u
crap
ok fine wtvr i hate u

Joonie:
y do u always have to throw that little tag at the end of everything lmao

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[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]

Yoongi:
sry jimin namjoon distracted me i hate him

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
lolol its ok :)
so my question

Yoongi:
right
the glasses
i guess
well the important question is do u like them

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
do u tho

Yoongi:
i do
but i'd also like u w/o them
so it's up to u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
thanks that wasnt helpful at all
w a i t  im sorry that sounded mean lmao
uhhhh

Yoongi:
fine
keep them
they look good, jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh :) ok then i will

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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

Yoongi:
i
am going to die
promise me you'll be the one to lower my coffin in to the ground
so u can let me down
one last time

Joonie:
one thing
if u could say just one nice thing to me...