[yoongi wants to feel jimin's biceps]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
look tae im just saying one sec im walking up to yoongi to say hi and the next thing i know he's french kissing me what was i supposed to do be calm

Chocochip_kookie:
jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ur not tae
oh
oh this
this is
the group chat
oh
okay then
let me just
casually
delete myself from existence
if you'll excuse me

Blue_ribbon_mochi has left yoongi wants to feel jimin's biceps

YourHobi:
HE WHAT LMAO
WILD

Taetae:
jIMINIE OH NO

Taetae has added Blue_ribbon_mochi to yoongi wants to feel jimin's biceps

Blue_ribbon_mochi has left yoongi wants to feel jimin's biceps

YourHobi has added Blue_ribbon_mochi to yoongi wants to feel jimin's biceps

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
LEAVE ME ALONE

YourHobi:
WE COULD BUT NAH FAM

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YALL THE MEANEST
ALSO WHY IS THIS STILL THE GC NAME

Chocochip_kookie:
bcuz it's beautiful and also for the obvious reason that no one has changed it yet

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tAE THIS IS UR FAULT

Taetae:
MY FAULT HOW IS IT MY FAULT I JUST ASKED HOW UR NEW YEAR'S WENT
UR THE ONE WHO CLICKED ON THE WRONG CONTACT
BUT ALSO OMF R U SRS JIMIN

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
IM NOT TALKING TO U
AND IF U GUYS WONT LET ME LEAVE THE CHAT I'LL JUST MUTE IT

YourHobi:
NO JIMIN DONT GO WE NEED DETAILS LMFAO

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NO U DONT U WEIRDO

YourHobi:
LOOK I HAD TO SPEND THE NEW YEARS ALONE LET ME HAVE SMTH

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wait u spent the holiday alone??

YourHobi:
yes
yes i did

Chocochip_kookie:
no u didnt hoseok, tae invited u over to join us in babysitting and we all played scrabble and monopoly junior with the kids and Tae got angry cuz he lost to a four year old and he flipped the board both times and u scolded him remember

YourHobi:
thx jungkook i know i was just trying to earn jimin's sympathy so he'd spill

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NICE TRY

Chocochip_kookie:
y dont we just ask yoongi

YourHobi:
yeah rite like he'd ever tell us,,

Chocochip_kookie:
mm
gonna spam anyway
@Yoongi
@Yoongi
@Yoongi
@Yoongi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HES PROBABLY SLEEPIGN LEAVE HIM ALOEN,,

Chocochip_kookie:
but thats boring tho
@Yoongi
@Yoongi

Taetae:
JUNKOOK PLS FOR JIMIN'S SAKE
IF U LOVE ME YOUD SPARE HIM

Chocochip_kookie:
dont u wanna hear yoongi's side of the story tho

Taetae:
well I mean
.
.
.
yeh I do
.
.
.
@Yoongi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAE RLY

*

*

[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

Yoongi:
will u stop spamming me
I know it's u

Joonie:
idk wut ur talking about
I'm talking with Jin rn

Yoongi:
is that so

Joonie:
yeh so someone else be spamming ya

Yoongi:
go find out for me will u
I don't wanna check

Joonie:
lazy bum lmao what're u even doing

Yoongi:
I'm about to sleep
so I'm gonna mute the chat
cuz it's probably nth important

Joonie:
but what if it is important
what if Jimin's tryna getcho attention

Yoongi:
then he could just text me not the gc
ah
ok I think he just messaged me

Joonie:
there ya go

*

*

[Jimin and Yoongi private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
just mute the gc and go to sleep Yoongi

*

*

[yoongi wants to feel jimin's biceps]

Yoongi:
y r u guys all spamming me

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YOONGI Y

YourHobi:
THERE HE IS
so Yoongi no reason I'm asking but how was ur new year's

Yoongi:
fantastic

Chocochip_kookie:
yeah I'll bet it was
;)

Taetae:
:)
*;)

YourHobi:
;) ;) ;) ;)

Yoongi:
what's up w/ u guys
wait
jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
IM SRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Yoongi:
did u tell them

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
LIKE I SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
IMSRYRUMAD

Yoongi:
no I'm not mad
I've no reason to be mad
what r they gonna do with this information anyway

YourHobi:
why, hold it against u of course

Yoongi:
good for u
why hasn't this group chat name been changed yet btw

YourHobi:
aw cmon I was hoping for a better reaction from u...

Yoongi:
oh excuse me how did u want me to react
NO PLS JUST FORGET JIMIN SAID ANYTHING, ILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE U NEVER BRING THIS UP AGAIN OMF I AM SO EMBARRASSED

YourHobi:
YEAH JUST LIKE THAT LMFAO

Taetae:
BRB CRYING
also I'll change the chat name dw Yoongi

Taetae has renamed the chat new year same pimps

Chocochip_kookie:
Tae
u don't know what a pimp is do u

Taetae:
it's like a synonym for homie rite
all my pimps

Chocochip_kookie:
no Tae...

YourHobi has renamed the chat new year same crackheads

Yoongi:
now this is an accurate name
excluding me naturally

YourHobi:
no ur a crackhead 2

Yoongi:
excuse u

YourHobi:
it true tho

Yoongi:
no

Chocochip_kookie:
so then Yoongi
now that u and Jimin r both here

Yoongi:
what is there to tell
I kissed him

Taetae:
with tongue

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAE PLS U WERE DEFENDING ME A MINUTE AGO

Taetae:
new year new me

YourHobi:
I though u said new year same crackhead

Taetae:
tru
anyways yoongles

Chocochip_kookie:
yes yoongles tell us the story

Yoongi:
didn't Jimin already tell it to u

Taetae:
nah he was vry brief about it he was just like "yah he kissed me with tongue and it was amazing"

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I DID NOT SAY THAT LAST PART SHUT UP

Yoongi:
wait so u didn't like it?
I'm sorry Jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WHAT WAIT NO THATS NOT WHAT I WAS SAYING

YourHobi:
LMAO IM GETTING POPCORN THIS IS TQD

Taetae:
TQD?

YourHobi:
top quality drama

Taetae:
ahh

YourHobi:
anYway rESUME SPEAKING YOONGLES AND JIMINIE

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
OH SHUT UP HOBI IM SO DONE W/U

Yoongi:
but jimin rly tho
did u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
DO WE HAV TO DISCUSS THIS HERE

Yoongi:
well i mean we're already here

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WE COULD SWITCH OVER TO OUR PRIVATE CHAT

Yoongi:
too lazy

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yOoNGi pLS

Chocochip_kookie:
look jimin it's a simple yes or no answer
well unless u wanted to go into detail

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aBSOLUTELY NO U PERV

Chocochip_kookie:
hey im not a perv

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WTVR U SAY

Yoongi:
jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongi sweetheart u sound awfully tired i think u should get some sleepy sleep now

Yoongi:
aw
'sweetheart'
thats cute
so the question

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tHE YOONGI I KNEW WOULDNT BE PRESSURING ME LIKE THIS

Yoongi:
oh im not pressuring u jimin dont make me sound like such a bad person
and we're all friends here rite

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WUT DO U WANT ME TO SAY

YourHobi:
yes or no jiminiiiie

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
FINE
YES
YES I DID LIKE IT
A LOT
OK
R U ALL HAPPY

Yoongi:
[image sent]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i
am going to cri

Yoongi:
good night jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh stop it u