[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

Joonie:
it's almost new years
u know what that means

Yoongi:
dont remind me
u know i dont like going to my aunts parties
and her new years ones are the worst

Joonie:
aw but u know you'll break her heart if u dont go

Yoongi:
i know
and thats the only reason i ever go
she invites literally everyone under the sun i hate it
well u know that since ur always there too
but ugh i rly dont wanna go
i would much rather spend the new years with jimin

Joonie:
ooh
theres an idea

Yoongi:
what, ditch my aunt's party and spend the new years with jimin

Joonie:
invite jimin to the party

Yoongi:
what
no
i wouldnt do that to him

Joonie:
oh cmon im sure he'd love it
the party, and the fact that u invited him
and it's not like ur aunt would mind yoongi u know her
now that i think about it i could get away with inviting Jin 2
granted he's not already got plans, of course

Yoongi:
yeah what if Jimin has plans 2

Joonie:
go ask him then

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[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]

Yoongi:
hey Jimin do u have plans for new years at all

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
not a one lmao

Yoongi:
ok I'll get back to u on that

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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

Yoongi:
...okay not busy

Joonie:
perfect
no reason not to invite him

Yoongi:
what if he says no

Joonie:
ffs yoongs just ask him already he's ur boyfriend y r u showing hesitance

Yoongi:
fine fine ok
stop pushing me

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[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]

Yoongi:
so
uh
Jimin
I kinda have a question

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
okayy

Yoongi:
u see
u know
my aunt right
well I mean u don't know her obviously but u know of her cuz I've mentioned her a few times

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
the one who works in the clothes designing industry right?

Yoongi:
yeah her
well
u see every New Year's Eve
my aunt hosts this huge
overly fancy
overly extravagant party at this big hall in the city
and being her favorite nephew who feels guilty turning down her gifts all the time
I'm both invited and obligated to attend said party
but here's the thing
I hate everything about it
from the big hall to the extravagance of it and the amount of ppl there...
it's just
not my thing
but again, i go anyway, because I'd feel guilty af if I didn't
but I hate it
and it's intolerable

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
did u come here just to complain about the party
not that I mind lol I'm just curious

Yoongi:
no I came to ask u if you'd go with me this year but I was leading up to it gradually

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
really??

Yoongi:
I'm not going to force u to obviously
just
asking u to consider

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Yoongi

Yoongi:
like I said there are gonna be a lot of ppl
so if u aren't comfortable with that kind of thing then I'd understand

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Yoongi

Yoongi:
well I mean the hall it's hosted at is definitely adequate to fit them all
so it's not like space is a problem

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Yoongi

Yoongi:
but I won't lie id rly like to have u there
cuz it would honestly just make the whole thing so much more tolerable for me
but don't just go by that I want u to consider

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
omf Yoongi

Yoongi:
sorry it's a definite no, right?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i would absolutely love to go

Yoongi:
what
no
i mean u would?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
y wouldn't i??
omf it sounds rly exciting actually
ur aunt sounds like such a cool person and a classy lady

Yoongi:
she's like forty-five but looks like she's thirty it's insane
also
r
r u sure?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ofc yoongi :)
it's so sweet u asked,,

Yoongi:
well
i mean i'd be benefiting from it so i wouldnt rly call it sweet

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh shut up ur the sweetest
ur sure it's ok tho?
if it's such a big event is it ok if i go?

Yoongi:
i could ask my aunt to buy me a yacht right here and now and she would probably do it
i dont think she'd have a problem with me bringing my boyfriend to her party

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:D ok gr8 !!
another question,,
it's formal, right?

Yoongi:
depends what u mean by that
formal to the extent of the things ppl wear, but it's fun
well
sorry let me correct myself
it's supposed to be fun
i dont have fun tho

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
lmao yeah i figured
ok so i should wear a suit, yeah

Yoongi:
uh
yeah
if u have one
i wouldnt want u having to go out and buy an expensive af suit just for this event

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh no, its ok im like the same exact size as my brother so i'll just borrow his

Yoongi:
ok then

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:))

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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

Joonie:
so did u ask him

Yoongi:
..yeah

Joonie:
and wut he say

Yoongi:
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.
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joon i didnt think about it till now i dont think im ready to see jimin in a suit

Joonie:
ohhhh thats right u do like a man in suit ;)

Yoongi:
stop ill kill u

Joonie:
lmfao dw yoongs i'll be at the party 2 u dont gotta worry

Yoongi:
how will that change literally anything

Joonie:
it wont
but i will enjoy seeing ur reaction
i'll have my phone ready to catch u when u least expect it

Yoongi:
i hate u
when did u become so evil
wait no u were always evil
wtvr im gonna start pretending ur actually a decent human being so maybe i can tolerate u

Joonie:
lmfao ow