[new year same crackheads]

Chocochip_kookie:
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do u ever hang out with ur boyfriend over the winter break just to flex on hoseok

YourHobi:
wow all of a sudden i hate u

Chocochip_kookie:
im sorry but i couldnt resist

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i feel so bad but i laughed rly hard

Handsome_face:
jeon jungkook once a savage always a savage

YourHobi:
wtvr im not salty
yall are just bullies
and jinnie i trusted u smh,,

Handsome_face:
aw cmon hobi no hard feelings
the break's almost over anyway

Chocochip_kookie:
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do u ever take pictures of ur boyfriend looking cute af over the winter break just to flex on hoseok

YourHobi:
YOUVE MADE UR POINT LEAVE ME ALONE

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hobi im sorry but
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do u ever take pictures of ur boyfriend smiling 4 u over the winter break just to flex on hoseok

YourHobi:
NO IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS NATIONAL PICK ON JUNG HOSEOK DAY

Taetae:
omf jiminie

YourHobi:
go ahead tae i know u want a turn 2
hey why doesnt everyone just go
i can take it

Taetae:
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do u ever take pictures of yo man and his beatufuiil skin ovr the winter break just to flex on hoseok

YourHobi:
sicc and tired of the disrespecc
i mean no im not i said i could take it im a man,,

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
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do u ever record footage of ur best friend being adorable and happy together w/ his bf and feel so proud and happy for them over the winter break just to flex on jin

Handsome_face:
um excuse u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
what wouldnt u like to do the same with hoseok and yugyeom

Handsome_face:
of course i would
thats y i said excuse u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i think its only fair the rest of us get dragged into this since hobi's the one suffering

Taetae:
yes tru tru
anyone want to flex on me

Chocochip_kookie:
do u ever have the most adorable boyfriend in the world just to flex on tae

Taetae:
UM MY HEART
ALSO NO UR THE CUTEST

Chocochip_kookie:
<3

YourHobi:
OH STOP I HATE U 2
i mean i dont but u know what i mean

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ok somebody's gotta flex on me now

Handsome_face:
do u ever act calm and collected around ur boyfriend just to flex on jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
mean
i can be calm and collected

Handsome_face:
in what reality

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
youd understand if u were me and yoongi was ur boyfriend,,

Taetae:
oOh speaking of yoongi lmao i have a good one,,
@Yoongi
do u ever steal jimin's first kiss just to flex on yoongi

YourHobi:
WAIT U WHAT

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAE Y DID U HAVE TO SUMMON HIM

Handsome_face:
"summon" LMFAO

Taetae:
its ok he knows already

Yoongi:
hi who summoned me
oh
u brought that up again i see
trying to pick a fight kim taehyung?

Chocochip_kookie:
no dont fite him
he's just a baby boi

Taetae:
tru
dont fite me

Handsome_face:
no pls do fite it would be vry entertaining

YourHobi:
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT TAE AND JIMIN KISSING

Taetae:
we were twelve
there were no feelings involved lmao

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
what he said,,

YourHobi:
ooh actually this gives me an idea
do u ever save ur first kiss for ur boyfriend just to flex on jimin and tae

Taetae:
alright i'll give u that one...

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah he got us
wait so does that mean everyone's been flexed on

Chocochip_kookie:
not namjoon lmao

Yoongi:
@Joonie

Joonie:
yes my sweet

Yoongi:
do u ever have a tolerable personality just to flex on namjoon

Joonie:
thx yoongs

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
once again, i feel bad but i just snorted with laughter

Joonie:
ur darling boyfriend adores me to the moon and back try not to feel jealous

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i'll try
kinda difficult

Yoongi:
dont feel jealous jimin
theres nothing to feel jealous about
absolutely nothing

Joonie:
wow
luv u 2

Taetae:
rip in peace kim namjoon u will be missed

Joonie:
much appreciated
also do u ever have a best friend who openly expresses his love and support for u just to flex on me

Handsome_face:
sad times

Taetae has renamed the chat emo hours with the crackheads

Chocochip_kookie:
lmfao
sounds like the name of a gr8 podcast or radio show

Taetae:
hello audience and welcome back to emo hours with the crackheads
we're taking callers now
oh, looks liek we've got one already
@Joonie hello ur on air

Joonie:
hi my best friend doesnt love me

Taetae:
aww tough
next caller

Chocochip_kookie:
savage