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luckyboi:
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hobi crawling into yugyeom's dm's like

YourHobi:
wtf that is singlehandedly the creepiest message u have ever sent

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
IM CRYINF

Yugibear:
OMF JIN NO HES NOT CREEPY LIKE THAT
HES ACTUALLY THE SWEETEST

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ooh does hobi send fluffy cute soff texts to u all the time pls expose him

Taetae:
ngl i am interested in what kinds of things he says to u
he hardly ever flirts in the gc unlike the rest of us lmao

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
omff,, tru and hobi even said he'd be overly and openly affectionate once yugyeom was back from his vacation
nvr happened
hm

Chocochip_kookie:
*muffled chants of 'expose hoseok' can be heard in the distance...*

Yugibear:
aww no i dont wanna expose hobi...
just,,,
he rly is the sweetest u guys
he's always telling me he loves me
and he sends the cutest selcas omf he's literally brighter than the sun,,
and he
well
he makes me feel loved

YourHobi:
do i?
well thats a relief...

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
awwwakglkla;klgskgasgdk

Taetae:
share
those
selcas

Yugibear:
not if hobi doesnt want me to

Taetae:
hmph
y u gotta be a loyal bf

YourHobi:
lmao well i dont rly care honestly i just dont understand y u guys would want to see pictures of my face

Taetae:
*LOUD CHANTS OF 'CUZ UR ADORABLE' CAN BE HEARD IN THE DISTANCE*

YourHobi:
lmfaoo tae

Yugibear:
wait i changed my mind i kinda do wanna share one

YourHobi:
what happened to loyalty

Taetae:
LMAO

Yugibear:
ohh but hobi
[image sent]

everyone deserves to see how cute u look here :,(
an angel,,
my angel
brightens my day, every day
even if he doesnt know it,,,
('｡• ᵕ •｡') ♡

YourHobi:
date
now
we're going

Yugibear:
:D
do i get a kiss??

YourHobi:
as many as u want

Yugibear:
(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) yAy
i WANT TEN
two on one cheek,,
two on the other,,
and eIGHT on the lips

YourHobi:
thats twelve

Yugibear:
oh
.
.
.
i wANT tWeLVe kISseS

YourHobi:
u drive a hard bargain hmm,,,
i ACCEPT
LES GO

Yugibear:
OMW

Taetae:
oh boi more cavities

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
m o o d ,,,

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YourHobi:
so yugyeom and i were sitting outside this coffeeshop and this truck passes by and honks rly loud twice and w/o even looking up yugs just says 'um excuse u' in the sassiest tone i have ever heard from him and i almost spat my coffee

Yugibear:
wym almost hobi :(
u got it on my shirt

Taetae:
rip in peace

luckyboi:
dang y didnt u guys tell me where u were going i woulda raided ur date

YourHobi:
u just answered ur own question

Chocochip_kookie:
lmfao
oh totally unrelated to u and yugyeom
i ran into yoongi today
that doesnt happen often
i told him it was my birthday
he gave me money
it is not my birthday
i did not expect him to give me money
i am going to return the money

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
OMF KOOK Y WOULD U LIE TO HIM

Chocochip_kookie:
like i said i wasnt expecting it
boi surprised me
@Yoongi
yo man ur a sweetheart so imma giv u ur money back

Yoongi:
im a what

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YOONGI KOOK LIED TO U,,,

Yoongi:
what is today not his birthday

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
iT'S NOT
HE'S A LYING LIL BRAT YOONGI

Yoongi:
i mean
i dont rly care honestly
it wasnt that much money

luckyboi:
so ur just gonna let jungkook keep ur money??

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
JUNGKOOK GIV YOONGI BACK HIS MONEY

Chocochip_kookie:
i  a l r e a d y  s a i d  i  w a s  g o i n g  t o  s o  s t f u

Yoongi:
it rly wasnt that much
u dont need to bother

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no yoongi jungkook needs to learn

luckyboi:
ok but real talk yoongi since when r u so gullible lmfao
u believed when i said hobi broke his arm after being pushed down an entire flight of stairs
and now u believe jungkook randomly telling u it's his birthday
u didnt think tae woulda hyped that up in the gc if it were tru

Yoongi:
first of all excuse me
for assuming my friends wouldnt lie to me

Chocochip_kookie:
im sorryyyyy

Yoongi:
quiet im talking to seokjin

luckyboi:
wait u called us friends awww

Yoongi:
dont change the subject dud muffin

Taetae:
D U D  M U F F I N
INSTEAD OF STUD MUFFIN
I WHEEZED

luckyboi:
i mean im just sayin,,

Yoongi:
wtvr
and jungkook idc about the money dont go out of ur way just to return it

Chocochip_kookie:
no i dont want ppl to start thinking i have a sugar daddy

Yoongi:
it was like $20 oh my gosh

YourHobi:
SUGARDADDYHAHAHAHAHSJLK

happily_jins:
jungkook i dont think you'll have to worry about ppl mistaking yoongi as ur sugar daddy, they'll probably just think he's ur grandpa giving u some lunch money

Yoongi:
joon

happily_jins:
yes yoongs bby

Yoongi:
satan is literally filled with joy
when u wake up in the morning
knowing that ur gonna make a ton of ppl miserable

luckyboi:
s p a r e  h i m