[emo hours w/ the crackheads]

Joonie:
U GUYS OMF DID U KNOW
KIM SEOKJIN
YES THE KIM SEOKJIN
IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING TO EVER SET FOOT ON PLANET EARTH

YourHobi:
U NEVER TYPE IN ALL CAPS LMFAOOO DID SOMEONE STEAL UR PHONE HAHAHA

Joonie:
what no its me lmao

Handsome_face:
oh my gosh joonie,,
whats w/ this all of a sudden

Joonie:
sry i was just looking at u 2day and it struck me
ur literally just
so
freaking
beautiful
and since u know thats not the only reason i love u im allowing myself to gush about u
fr jin how do u walk past a mirror w/o stopping and going "wow.....just, wow"

YourHobi:
CRYINF IN TEH CLUB RN CUZ HE LITERALLY DOES THAT NAMJOON I KID U NOT

Yugibear:
UR AT DA CLUB????

YourHobi:
im not yugi it's just an expression
bUT REAL TEARS THO.

Handsome_face:
oh shut up hobi namjoon was being sweet dont ruin this moment for me

Joonie:
oh im not done dw
[video sent]

i told him i wanted to take a picture and he said "ok wait till im done chewing" but little did he know this is what i wanted all along
ohmygoshjinurtheliterallythecutestthingiloveyousomuch

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
AWWWWWWWAJSKLASF nAMJOON'S BEIN SOFF

Handsome_face:
i dont get it,,what did i do to spur this on??

Joonie:
nth jin
it's just i realized lately i probably dont tell u how much i love and appreciate u enough
and u like compliments and u deserve them and i mean every word i say about u so,,,

Handsome_face:
stop ill cry

Joonie:
um excuse me im the one who should be crying every day i wake up confused as to how i got lucky enough to be with u

Handsome_face:
c o n f u s e d ???
j o o n i e p l s

YourHobi:
omf i sense a "ilu more" fite a-brewing

Taetae:
IM HERE W/ POPCORN

Handsome_face:
[image sent]

i opened this just as i got to class the other day and freakin yoongi would not stfu about how big the smile on my face was

Taetae:
y is literally everyone here a total snacc im a distressed gay boi
who is vry loyal to his bf dont come @ me kookie

Chocochip_kookie:
no ur good i get u

Handsome_face:
my heart stops when i look at u

Chocochip_kookie:
thx

Handsome_face:
no not u brat

Taetae:
H E Y ,,,

Joonie:
ladies and gentlemen
[image sent]

the love of my life

Chocochip_kookie:
for the fourth time
just us guys here

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
LOLOL JIN

Yugibear:
LITERAL HEART EYES THATS CUTE,,,

Handsome_face:
[image sent]

and uve said stuff like 'oh jin i could never match ur beauty' like do u never look at urself joonie

Joonie:
i feel exposed lmao

YourHobi:
wow a whole man,,

Handsome_face:
my whole mans

Yoongi:
hi im here and i saw the word exposed is it finally my time to expose joon as revenge for all the crap he's put me thru

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
LOL HI YOONGI

Handsome_face:
pls do,,,

Joonie:
wait no i sent yoongi weird random stuff sometimes yoongs dont do this

Yoongi:
[image sent]

his caption to this was
"*sadlee brusehse theth w/o u...*"

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
W O W JUST LOOK AT THAT SKIN

Handsome_face:
R I G H T
joonie ur gorgeous fite me

Yoongi:
[image sent]

lo and behold
a whole walnut

Handsome_face:
oh my gosh
y havent u sent these to me joonie??

Joonie:
umm
well i mean i dont take selcas often
and when im sending them to u i wanna
u know
make sure theyre good enough
so i often times discard them or just send them to yoongs lmao

Handsome_face:

YourHobi:
oh boi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
jins about to go off

Handsome_face:
Kim Namjoon.

Joonie:
yes my sweet

Handsome_face:
Don't you ever
EVER
doubt that anything about you isn't good enough.
A n y t h i n g .
I don't care what you look like in the pictures you take.
I just like to see your face and I'll find you handsome no matter what because that's just the way I see you.
I mean, even before I knew what kind of person you were, I thought you were handsome.
And now that I've learned you have one of the most beautiful souls of anyone I've ever known, I just find you more and more beautiful with every time I look at you.
Honest.
So don't you ever say stuff like that again.
I'll make a freaking Powerpoint presentation on why I love you.
Don't test me.

Taetae:
excuse me while i roll over and cri for a while

Chocochip_kookie:
im sure thats what namjoon's doing right about now

YourHobi:
MAKE THE POWERFPOINT PRESENTATION

Yugibear:
YEAH I WANNA SEE IT

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
S A M E ,,

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[Yoongi and Namjoon private chat]

Yoongi:
i like jin
he's a good guy
deserving of u

Joonie:
r u both trying to make me bawl over here

Yoongi:
yes

Joonie:
u sadist

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[emo hours w/ the crackheads]

Joonie:
this was supposed to be me venting in the gc about how much i love jin
not the other way around

Handsome_face:
sry buddy u dont get to decide that

Handsome_face has changed their name to happily_joons

YourHobi:
oh mygsoh thats so cheesy but cute jinnieeee im sOFf

Joonie has changed their name to happily_jins

happily_joons:
no the names r too similar change urs

happily_jins:
no change urs

happily_joons:
fine

happily_joons has changed their name to luckyboi

happily_jins:
what no thats me,,,

luckyboi:
yup
the one making me feel like a lucky boi

happily_jins:
im gonna riot
yoongs back me up

Yoongi has renamed the chat no thanks

happily_jins:
...ok
u couldve just texted 'no thanks'

Yoongi:
dont tell me what to do

YourHobi:
lmao yoongi

luckyboi:
so joonie wyd rn

happily_jins:
writing an essay
but if ur gonna ask me to go on a date then ill change my answer to nth

luckyboi:
[video sent]

the nearest ice cream shop to campus
meet me there
and if i get there b4 u
u have to let me give u a kiss

Yoongi:
*camera pans over to namjoon moving as slowly as possible to the door*

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
LOL

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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

happily_jins:
i got a kiss,,

Yoongi:
good 4 u

happily_jins:
im so weak yoongs
like,,
it was just a peck on the lips
oh my gosh why am i like this
h e ' s s o,,,

Yoongi:
perfect for u

happily_jins:
yeah
im glad u think so
rly u almost made me cri earlier lmao

Yoongi:
i hardly said anything

happily_jins:
i know
it was just ur choice of words

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[Namjoon and Seokjin private chat]

luckyboi:
OMF STFU I JUST HAD AN IDEA,, WE SHOULD WATCH MEAN GIRLS 2GETHERSASG,A,,,

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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

happily_jins:
i love him so much

Yoongi:
then go make out and leave me alone

happily_jins:
i love u 2 ya know

Yoongi:
and i love sleep so let me have it

happily_jins:
text ya later,,

Yoongi:
no dont