[Jungkook and Yugyeom private chat]

Chocochip_kookie:
hey yugi guess who has a boyfriend now

Yugibear:
oh no
pls don't tell me it's Hoseok
I'll cry on the spot I swear I will

Chocochip_kookie:
no lmao I meant me

Yugibear:
oh ok good I was worried there for a sec
wait
KOOK U HAV A BOYFRIEND???

Chocochip_kookie:
yeah
u remember Tae right

Yugibear:
yEAH
HES UR BOYFRIEND??
THATS,,
CONGRATULATIONS

Chocochip_kookie:
lol thanks yugi

Yugibear:
tell me ur secret,,,
how do I
I meann
how did u do it ¿?
and how can I be just as successful
did u just ask him out?
or did he ask u out?
or was it this super romantic moment when u both just looked deeply into each other's eyes and realized u were in love???

Chocochip_kookie:
none of the above?
he got drunk at Bambam's party and confessed

Yugibear:
u guys were both at Bambam's party??
I wasn't even at Bambam's party,,
well he invited me of course cuz we're besties but I couldn't go cuz I was busy rip

Chocochip_kookie:
well Tae was there and I just went to pick him up and take him back to his dorm

Yugibear:
ohh ok
that's so cute jungkook,, I'm jealous
but also rly happy for u

Chocochip_kookie:
:)
so how've things been with u and Hoseok?

Yugibear:
I don't knooowwww,,
good? I think??
I mean it's hard to tell but he seems way more comfortable around me than b4 so I think I'm doing smth right??
but I don't know for sure,,?
I mean?
I don't know how to tell if he likes me??

Chocochip_kookie:
don't worry yugs I'm sure ur doing fine
also hey, I'll keep u updated if he ever brings up ur name in the gc kk?

Yugibear:
that would be gr8

Chocochip_kookie:
cool cool
so whatcha up to my man

Yugibear:
well actually I just got back to my dorm a little bit ago, I was hanging out with bambam
[image sent]

he looks good w/o even trying smh

Chocochip_kookie:
yo yugi when did u dye ur hair again??
I mean it had to have been within the last day or so but man u didn't say anything

Yugibear:
literally just had it done 2day while I was with bambam
does it look ok??

Chocochip_kookie:
looks gr8 my dude

Yugibear:
not as gr8 at Jimin's
I mean I know it's not the same color but still, his new look had me shook™
oh btw about Jimin,,
since u guys r close I figured you'd know
I'm just curious r he and
that one guy dating
yoongi, I think his name was

Chocochip_kookie:
oh, yeah they totally r

Yugibear:
really??
ok cuz I thought it seemed like it but I didn't wanna assume anything u know??
:D that's cute, they looked rly cute together

Chocochip_kookie:
it's a secret relationship tho so ssshhh

Yugibear:
OH
ohhhhH
a SECRET relationship got it
that's cOOL
their secret is safe with me ;)

Chocochip_kookie:
thanks yugi

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[mystery gang]

Chocochip_kookie:
yall yugyeom just sent me this
[image sent]

dyed his hair
personally i think it looks gr8
he'll probably dye it again in another couple months tho lmao

Taetae:
zayum

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
cute color
but also who's the guy next to him??
wait now that i think about it i might remember him
he's in our class isn't he

Chocochip_kookie:
yeet that's Bambam

Taetae:
I know Bambam
he's cool

YourHobi:
they look close

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ohp
is someone concerned,,?

YourHobi:
tf u mean concerned i was just stating smth

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
if u say so

Chocochip_kookie:
he's a rly good friend of yugyeom's

YourHobi:
oh
is that it

Handsome_face:
I smell a little jealousyyy

YourHobi:
why would i be jealous
yugyeom's allowed to have other friends

Handsome_face:
u know u can admit it hobi no one's gonna make fun of u

YourHobi:
u guys are already making fun of me and i havent even said anything

Taetae:
he kinda has a point jin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
we're sorry hobi we weren't trying to
:( but also im curious have u guys hung out recently?

YourHobi:
well
the other day i asked him to coffee

Handsome_face:
YOU asked HIM??

Taetae:
thats what i call progress

YourHobi:
could u not

Taetae:
i could

Handsome_face:
coffee's good and all hobi but u should spice it up
do smth else
like go on a walk w/ him

YourHobi:
well we kinda did that afterwards
and there was this park we passed by so we kinda stopped there and ended up practicing choreo
it was kinda fun actually

Handsome_face:
thats literally a date hobi dont even fight me on this

Chocochip_kookie:
u keep saying 'kinda' as tho ur embarrassed to say it directly

Handsome_face:
hobi did u have a good time

YourHobi:
kinda

Handsome_face:
ffs
sometimes i think ur keeping a lot from me

Taetae:
can't we just invite him to the chat again
I think he deserves to be here right,,

Handsome_face:
of course
a brilliant suggestion

YourHobi added Yugibear to mystery gang

Handsome_face:
hobi,,??
so willing?¿

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
now that's what I call character development

Chocochip_kookie:
ur breaking the 4th wall jimin

Yugibear:
Hoseok what's this all of a sudden ahaha :D

YourHobi:
hi yugyeom

Yugibear:
hi :D

YourHobi:
ur new hair looks cute

Yugibear:
?¿thAnKYOu?¿

YourHobi:
ur welcome
r u free today?

Yugibear:
uH
YEAH
IM FREE

YourHobi:
u wanna catch a movie or smth?

Yugibear:
oK

YourHobi:
cool
I'll meet u at the theater then

Handsome_face:
OK HOBI WTF
THATS A DATE
UR ASKING HIM ON A DATE U MOFO
ok sorry for calling u a mofo
also I forgot Yugyeom's in the gc that quickly I'll switch to our private chat

Taetae:
no don't
I wanna see u calling him out right here and now

Chocochip_kookie:
resume ur calling out of the mofo, Jin

Taetae:
yesh

Handsome_face:
I think the son of a gun left already

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HOBI R U IN A SECRET RELATIONSHIP WITH YUGYEOM??
IF SO THATS SO MEAN Y WOULD U KEEP THAT KIND OF THING FROM UR FRIENDS???

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[Jungkook and Yugyeom private chat]

Yugibear:
does he realize he's being a hypocrite??

Chocochip_kookie:
it's sad smh
also don't u have a date to be at

Yugibear:
ITS NOT A DATE
I THINK

Chocochip_kookie:
have fuuuunn