[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hey u sexy piece of man when r u gonna come over here I'm waiting
tHAT WAS JUNGKOOKOMFIHATE HIM SO MUCHH HES SUCH A LIL BRAT

Yoongi:
I just spat out my tea

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
IM SORRY
HES SUCH A BRAT I HATE HIM

Yoongi:
u mentioned
hey u drop dead gorgeous sweetheart when r u gonna stop by I miss u
sorry that was Namjoon he stole my phone

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HE DID NOT UR JUST TEASING ME

Yoongi:
maybe a little bit

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
mEAN

Yoongi:
well I'm joking about Namjoon stealing my phone I'm not joking about the other thing I said
I think ur stunningly gorgeous Jimin
In case I never put that out there

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
omf stop

Yoongi:
no rly it's true
ur way out of my league

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
OUT OF UR LEAGUE WYM OUT OF UR LEAGUE YOONGI UR ALSO BEAUTIFUL
AND EFFORTLESSLY SEXY

Yoongi:
I spat out my tea again
effortlessly?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
that's how my coworker described it when she first saw u and I was like wow perfect description he's not even trying and yet here I am, my heart racing

Yoongi:
oh ur coworker saw me
did she see us

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wym

Yoongi:
as in did she see me kiss u in the cafe the other day

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
uhm
idk
well I mean
I did establish u were my boyfriend
so it's not like she'll be asking for ur number or tryna hit on u or anything
but I don't know
if she
saw,,

Yoongi:
well it doesn't rly bother me I just don't want to embarrass u in front of ur coworkers or anything like that
so I was just wondering

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aw I'm not embarrassed
it's ok,, :)

Yoongi:
well it's alright if u are
just have to let me know
I won't kiss u in public if u start not to like it

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I mean I can't rly see that happening but ok I'll keep that in mind,,

Yoongi:
cute
so u like when I kiss u in public then

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wELL I dIDnt mean that specifically I just meant
in general,,
I like when u kiss me

Yoongi:
do u rly

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
of cOUrse I do
is this a test or r u teasing me again??
I love ur kisses
and well
I've never been kissed by anyone other than Tae but u seem rly good at it,,
and it always feels
rly nice
and my cheeks feel warm just thinking about it lol
.
.
.
Yoongi
OMF I NEVER MENTIONED ABOUT TAE

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[Yoongi and Namjoon private chat]

Yoongi:
do u hav Taehyung's number

Joonie:
lmfao why

Yoongi:
he's got a sternly worded text coming his way

Joonie:
explain

Yoongi:
no time for that do u hav it or not

Joonie:
no but I can get it from Jimin

Yoongi:
no don't do that

Joonie:
...I can get it from Jin

Yoongi:
better

Joonie:
weirdo

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[Namjoon and Seokjin private chat]

Joonie:
hey Jin

Handsome_face:
hi :)

Joonie:
weird favor, u have Taehyung's number right

Handsome_face:
yeah
u need it for some reason?

Joonie:
I'm not cheating on u with him lmfao

Handsome_face:
that wasn't what I was assuming lmao
xxx-xxx-xxxx well here it is for wtvr reason u need it

Joonie:
thx Jin
I'll see u later today btw

Handsome_face:
:) okaaayyy

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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

Joonie:
ok I hav it but explain first

Yoongi:
boi kissed my man and I didn't know about it
now cmon send me the #

Joonie:
ooooohhh juicy
xxx-xxx-xxxx
ok but wtvr u do don't kill him k
Jungkook would come after u and that boi's got muscles

Yoongi:
ok wtvr

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[Yoongi and Taehyung private chat]

???:
when and why

Taetae:
woah creepy
idk who this is lmao
wrong number?

???:
no, right number I got it from Jin

Taetae:
uhh idk
namjoon?
yoon gi?

Yoongi:
bingo

Taetae:
:D ey sup yoongles
why'd u need my number lolol
ooh
u got questions bout Jimin??
need advice or smth???
I got u fam

Yoongi:
well I have a question
like I said earlier
when and why

Taetae:
when and why what
wait
w a i t
ohhhh
ohhhhhh I know what this is about
teehee ;)
r u jealous
I was jiminie's first kiss

Yoongi:
when.
and.
why.

Taetae:
teehee

Yoongi:
don't laugh I'm being serious
r u two ex-boyfriends

Taetae:
lmao Jungkook had the same exact question when he found out
no
we're not ex-boyfriends
we were like twelve
I was tryna make some kids jealous
it was a spontaneous action
no feelings involved Yoongi dw Jimin is all urs ;)

Yoongi:
yeah
yeah he is

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[Jimin and Yoongi private chat]

Yoongi:
hey

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
THERE U R I WAS FREAKING OUT U JUST DISAPPEARED ON ME
DID U KILL TAE
PLS TELL ME U DIDNT KILL TAE
HES JUST A SWEET LITTLE GAY BOI HE DIDNT MEAN ANY HARM

Yoongi:
I didn't kill him

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tHANK GOODNESS
LISTEN YOONGI I MEANT TO SAY SMTH B4 IT JUST SLIPPED MY MIND

Yoongi:
relax Jimin
Tae already explained the story

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u talked to him???

Yoongi:
texted

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u have his number??????

Yoongi:
I got it from someone

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
OMF

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Taetae:
JIMINIE UR MANS BE POSSESSIVE AF

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
STAHP

Taetae:
NO BUT LIKE IN A CUTE WAY,,,