[conspiracy squad]

Taetae:
[image sent]

picture of the mariana trench, the deepest place in the world

Chocochip_kookie:
thanks a lot tae
i just opened this while in class and snorted and now the ppl near me are staring
including jimin
stop that jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
kookie ur face is red
i mean i know its hilarious but wow

Chocochip_kookie:
shut up i wasnt expecting it

Handsome_face:
do u guys always use ur phones in class

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
only during lectures
its a dance class so most times we cant lmao
also taetae i think kook's crying well done

Chocochip_kookie:
im not crying omf stop
but i have a question is that a jaden smith quote

Taetae:
*gasp*
u know of our lord and savior jaden smith??

YourHobi:
tae wtf lmaoo

Chocochip_kookie:
i heard he was pretty much a meme on social media so yeah i may or may not have scrolled thru his twitter account once

Taetae:
well then to answer ur question, yes, he was my inspiration

Chocochip_kookie:
ur freaking hilarious

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aww <3

Chocochip_kookie:
im sorry i dont believe i was talking 2 u

Taetae:
aw shucks thanks kookie
i mean jungkook

Chocochip_kookie:
no its ok u can call me kookie if u want

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
*LOUD COUGHING*

Chocochip_kookie:
jimin u sound ill y dont u excuse urself from the classroom
*my presence

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no im good
this is revenge btw
in case that message went over ur head

YourHobi:
seeing u two angrily text each other when u sit two seats away from each other is so funny u hav no idea

Taetae:
guys pls dont fite :,(

Yoongi:
do u ppl hav nothing better to do w/ ur time then blow up the group chat

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YOONGI :D !!!

Chocochip_kookie:
*LOUDER COUGHING*

YourHobi:
y dont u guys both just leave

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongi tae sent the funniest meme scroll up and take a look at it

Yoongi:
is it a picture of his face

Taetae:
LMAO
no but thats a good idea
[image sent]

meme

YourHobi:
wow two memes in one day what a treat

NamJune:
y not three

Yoongi:
joon if u even think about sending another picture of me

NamJune:
[image sent]

a whole meme

Handsome_face:
lmaooo yoongi tell us what u were thinking at that moment

Yoongi:
i was actually plotting ways to murder my best friend
*former best friend

NamJune:
ouch
u know just for that im gonna send something else
[video sent]

yoongi telling me to stop recording him as he tries to eat his lunch

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae
literally i can feel myself blushing right now this is not a drill
send help im in class and if jungkook or hobi sees me theyll never let this go

Taetae:
i wish i could help but im at my dorm which is far from where u r
but also wow hes hot af

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I KNOW THATS THE ISSUE
UR NOT HELPING

Taetae:
IM SORRY??
WHT DO U WANT ME 2 DO??

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
IDK

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[conspiracy squad]

Chocochip_kookie:
@Blue_ribbon_mochi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Y R U @ING ME

Chocochip_kookie:
y is ur caps lock on again

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Chocochip_kookie:
its still on

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ITS STILL AN ACCIDENT

Yoongi:
namjoon u absolute turd

YourHobi:
aw r u shy yoongi
u dont need to be u look good

Yoongi:
im not shy
and thanks i guess
but namjoon is still a turd

YourHobi:
a handsome turd
right jinnie

Handsome_face:
im ignoring u

Chocochip_kookie:
lmao

NamJune:
wow yoongs u actually accepted the compliment
:) im proud of u

Yoongi:
wut r u my mother

NamJune:
cant a friend be proud of a friend w/o being called a mom

Yoongi:
shut up u annoying walnut

Taetae:
aw the cute nickname is back

Yoongi:
??

Taetae:
what
i just think walnut is a cute nickname
i wanna start calling ppl walnut
[image sent]

jiminie u sexy walnut

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAE

YourHobi:
wow, a hipster look if ive ever seen one

Handsome_face:
lmao what is he looking at in that pic

Taetae:
a little dog lol
he was smiling at it but then it started barking at him so he got upset

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh that's right :,(
i do rmbr that

Yoongi:
i like ur hat

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
w
u do??
ah
thank u (⌒ω⌒)

NamJune:
anything else u like in that pic

Yoongi:
joon u r *this* close to having a knife to ur throat

NamJune:
(*¯︶¯*)

Yoongi:
ignoring him
the glasses r cute too
*cool
i meant cool
ffs

Chocochip_kookie:
ooooohhhh

Handsome_face:
did u mean that tho

Taetae:
*wink wonk*

YourHobi:
did i read that correctly??

Yoongi has left conspiracy squad

NamJune has added Yoongi to conspiracy squad

NamJune:
u liar
u promised u wouldnt try leaving again

Yoongi:
ur ridiculous
whatever im tired of this
jimin, you're really cute ok
joon and everyone else pls drop the subject

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[Jimin and Taehyung]

Taetae:
jiminie
jiminie
@Blue_ribbon_mochi
@Blue_ribbon_mochi
just cheking 2 see if u still alive fam

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i

Taetae:
deep breaths buddy
dont want u passing out in the middle of class

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
class just ended actually
aND MY HEART IS BEATING RLY FAST THIS IS DUMB
ITS TOO EARLY TO SAY I LIKE HIM
BUT OMSGDKL
IDK Y IM SO HAPPY
f im borderline squealing y am i like this
i was lowkey mad at first but ty 4 sending that pic??
tae ur literally the best??

Taetae:
ur welcome??
all these question marks lol?? ur turning into me???

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
lmaoo??
anywayy, tae what should i do
i want 2 say thanks but he said to drop the subject :(

Taetae:
well maybe by 'everyone else' he meant except u
idk u could try? i don't think he'd get mad or anything

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
omf ok im gonna be bold and do it

Taetae:
yes,, proud of u

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[conspiracy squad]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
um
thanks yoongi :)
thats sweet of u

Yoongi:
dont mention it
and im sorry about namjoon btw
teasing is just in his nature
he thrives on it
even tho he was just teasing me u were involved so i feel like i should still apologize for the dumb walnut

NamJune:
im still here u know

Yoongi:
a pity

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aw yoongi u dont have to apologize about him
and believe me lol im used to teasing
what with jungkook and hoseok and jin being my friends
so its all good :))

Yoongi:
oh well ok then
i just dont want u to take what he says srsly
esp if it makes u uncomfortable or anything

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh im not uncomfortable at all
r u?

Yoongi:
uh
no? i guess not
not sure what u mean by that

NamJune:
he means r u uncomfortable w/ me teasing u about him
select ur words wisely

Yoongi:
y cant i remove u from the chat