[pretty boi standoff]

Taetae:
[image sent]

youjin steal my phone?
i steal youjin's makeup

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ok
ngl
eyeshadow looks pretty h*ckin good on u guys

Chocochip_kookie:
wait i thought this was eyeliner
tae u told me with confidence that it was eyeliner

Taetae:
look i was just pretending to know

Chocochip_kookie:
oh ok
wow tho
u look hot in that pic

Taetae:
do i look hot irl tho
ur looking right at me

Chocochip_kookie:
of course u look hot irl i was just making a comment on how attracted to u i am

Yoongi:
y must u flirt here

Chocochip_kookie:
yoongi
u have absolutely
no room to talk
nobody here
has any room to talk
this is like the place everyone comes to flirt no one can deny it
might as well call this the flirt room

Taetae has renamed the chat the flirt room™

Taetae:
scoot closer to me on the bed bby u lookin so fine but u so far away

YourHobi:
dont know y i laughed at that
also y r u guys in the gc if u still w/ each other

Taetae:
cuz the gc's fun

Chocochip_kookie:
yeh wut he said
also of course boo im omw
k ive arrived
*mwah*

Taetae:
aW
i gota kiss on the cheek

Handsome_face:
ew

Taetae:
is that u Youjin

Yugibear:
lmaoo
oh btw hobi and i adopted her apparently

YourHobi:
its tru

Taetae:
y
u know wht nvm idc
im gonna put my phone away now cuz jungkook wont stop kissing my neck

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
bye taeee hav funn

Taetae:
i am
waiT OW HE BIT ME
wait
ok no it didnt hurt it was gentle

YourHobi:
Y R U SHARING THIS HERE OMF

Taetae:
SRY IDK PUTTING MY PHONE AWAY NOW BYE

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
BYE TAE

Handsome_face:
smh young ppl these days

Joonie:
ur a young ppl tho

Handsome_face:
yeah but theyre a young young ppl
jungkook's like half a decade younger than me

Joonie:
well when u put it that way yeh u sound ancient

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
? half a decade is only five years tho

Handsome_face:
wow r u a mathematician jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
the disrespecc
whats so special about being older anyway ur still a child like the rest of us

Handsome_face:
um i am not
joon vouch for me

Joonie:
u got excited the other day bcuz spongebob was on tv

Handsome_face:
what no i didnt??

Joonie:
yeh u right that was yoongi

Yoongi:
no that was u joon

Joonie:
yeh u right
it was me

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
see we all children

Yoongi:
im not a child

Joonie:
u watch naruto tho

Yoongi:
thats not a childrens show

Yugibear:
oOh i luv naruto,,

Joonie:
so does yoongi
cosplayed as sakura once when he was ten

Yoongi:
no it was kakashi

Joonie:
whats the difference

Yoongi:
rood

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
AWW YOONGI U COSPLAYED??
U DONT HAVE PHOTOS BY ANY CHANCE DO U??

Joonie:
unfortunately no,,
if i did i would definitely share them lmao
maybe yoongs would be kind enough to cosplay again so u can see, jimin,,

Yoongi:
no thanks ill pass

Joonie:
ur such a bore

Yoongi:
no u

Joonie:
gr8 comeback

Yoongi:
stfu

*

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[the flirt room™]

YourHobi:
[video sent]

Yugibear:
Y DID U RECORD ME STUFFING MY FACE W/ PIZZA

YourHobi:
BCUZ IT WAS CUTE Y ELSE

Yugibear:
ITS NOT CUTE

YourHobi:
YES IT IS

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
it is kinda cute

Yoongi:
nice earrings

Yugibear:
THANKS

Joonie:
wow never expected ud compliment someone w/o being told

Yoongi:
excuse u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
would u ever wear earrings like that yoongi??
theyd look super cute on u i bet,,

Yoongi:
oh well i dont know if i  would
dont think it would suit me

Joonie:
everything suits u
theres nth u'd look bad in
clothing or accessory wise

Handsome_face:
I hate to admit it but its probably tru

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ITS DEFINITELY TRU

Yoongi:
ur biased

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
UR BEAUTIFUL

Yoongi:
well
thank u jimin
i think ur beautiful 2
its rly distracting sometimes
esp when im supposed to be focusing on other things
but then again im not rly complaining when u interrupt my work to ask for a kiss

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
y EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS

Yoongi:
its cute tho
ur cute
i love you

YourHobi:
y am I FEeling sofT

Yugibear:
sAMe tHo

Joonie:
same
yoongs ur such a softie

Yoongi:
theres nth soft about me

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
UR LIPS
i dont
know why i sent that
what i meant to say was everything is soft about u,,

Handsome_face:
esp his lips

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
SHUT UP
but yes,

Yoongi:
come over

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
??

Yoongi:
ur not busy r u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
uHm
nO

Yoongi:
come over so i can kiss u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
OKAY

Handsome_face:
smh young ppl these days
hey joonie

Joonie:
yes my sweet

Handsome_face:
u busy

Joonie:
nope

Handsome_face:
wanna do smth

Joonie:
i guess

Handsome_face:
jeez dont sound too excited

Joonie:
lmfao im just playing hard to get

Handsome_face:
ive already got u tho

Joonie:
tru tru
k ill be at ur dorm in five mins

Taetae:
five yoongis?

Handsome_face:
shut up and go back to kissing ur gay boyfriend tae

Taetae:
MY GAY BOYFREIND LMfao

Chocochip_kookie:
lmfao

Taetae:
go back to kissing ur gay boyfriend kookie

Chocochip_kookie:
im at work now tho

Taetae:
excuses excuses

YourHobi:
smh i think we're the only normal ones here yugi

Yugibear:
r we normal

YourHobi:
whose to say what is considered normal

Joonie:
*who's

YourHobi:
go tf back to class english major

Joonie:
im not in class
but i have class

Handsome_face:
smooth
wait stop wasting time getcho classy self over here joonie i dont have all the time in the world

Joonie:
for u
i do

Joonie has changed their name to classysassyandjustalittlebittrashy

Yoongi:
the last part is valid

classysassyandjustalittlebittrashy:
oh shut up and go back to kissing ur gay boyfriend yoongs

YourHobi:
is this gonna be a running gag with us now

Handsome_face:
oh shut up and go back to recording ur gay boyfriend eating pizza hobi

YourHobi:
disrespecc