[pretty boi standoff]

Taetae:
[image sent]

YOU GUYS I JUST IMPULSIVELY BOUGHT THIS LIL GUY IM ABOUT TO SHED TEARS

Chocochip_kookie:
tae r u kidding me rn
the dorms dont allow pets u know

Taetae:
I KNOW
AKA ONE OF THE REASONS IM ABOUT TO SHED TEARS

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
what r u gonna do with it??

Taetae:
IM AT MY PARENTS' RN
PROBABLY GONNA LEAVE IT IN YOUJIN'S CARE
BUT IM STAYING HERE TO SPEND SUM TIME WITH HIM B4 I HAVE TO LEAVE

YourHobi:
only u tae
only u would impulsively buy a hamster

Taetae:
ITS A GERBIL

YourHobi:
isnt a hamster a kind of gerbil

Taetae:
NO
GOSH HOBI DONT U KNOW ANYTHING

Yugibear:
THATS THE CUTEST GERBIL IVE EVER SEEN

Taetae:
TY
YUGYEOM, AN INTELLECTUAL

Yugibear:
WHATS ITS NAME

Taetae:
WELL
I ASKED YOUJIN FOR SUGGESTIONS BUT THEY WERE ALL DUMB SO IM NAMING IT KOOKIE

Chocochip_kookie:
y name ur gerbil after me

Taetae:
MY LIFE MY CHOICES

Chocochip_kookie:
u right u right
it's cute tho

Taetae:
IKR
THATS Y I NAMED IT AFTER U

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
jungkook's more of a bunny than a gerbil tho

Taetae:
TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN

Chocochip_kookie:
lmao a bunny?

Handsome_face:
come to think of it u do kinda remind me of a bunny

Chocochip_kookie:
i dont get it lolol

Taetae:
allow me to prepare a powerpoint presentation
well except it's in text form so not quite as exciting
IRRELEVANT
[image sent]

for exhibit A i have prepared a side by side comparison

Yugibear:
it's like a spot the difference meme

Taetae:
EXACTLY TY YUGYEOM
[image sent]

exhibit B

Joonie:
ohh i do see a resemblance in the smile

Taetae:
FINALLY EXHIBIT C
TO CLEAR ALL DOUBTS
[video sent]

YourHobi:
yeah wow that does clear all doubts
lmao
so yoongi's a cat and jungkook's a bunny
anyone else have alternate personas

Taetae:
4

YourHobi:
?

Taetae:
persona 4

Chocochip_kookie:
its a video game hoseok

YourHobi:
oh
lmao
come to think of it ur persona would probably be an alien, tae

Taetae:
im taking that as a compliment

Chocochip_kookie:
[video sent]

yeh cuz u 2 cute to be of this world

Taetae:
AW GROSS
sorry i dont know why i said gross
i need to stop hanging around Youjin

Chocochip_kookie:
lmfao yeah she does seem to like the word gross

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
its like a substitute for "thats adorable" but she's a special gurl and doesnt like to say those words lmao

YourHobi:
oh Youjin..
how i miss her so

Yugibear:
lmao hobi,,
ur persona is the literal sun

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
true true
what would urs be yugyeom

Yugibear:
hm

YourHobi:
beanstalk
cuz he a bean
and he tol

Yugibear:
lolol sure that works

YourHobi:
wby jin

Handsome_face:
uhhhhhhhhh
idk
maybe food
cuz im delicious

YourHobi:
figured ud say smth like that,
ooh now what would namjoon's be?

Yoongi:
a walnut
or a lizard

Joonie:
cute thanks
also lizard? thats new

Handsome_face:
lizards can be cute

Yoongi:
hes more like a walnut tho

Handsome_face:
mm
[image sent]

no he like a soff potato

Joonie:
potato

Handsome_face:
i mean that in the sweetest way possible

Joonie:
lmao of course

Chocochip_kookie:
potato

Joonie:
ive finally found who i am
a potato
thanks Jina
*jin lmao i accidentally hit the 'a' key

YourHobi:
JINA
Gina
gonna start calling u gina from now on

Handsome_face:
do i look like a gina to u

Chocochip_kookie:
honestly u kinda do

YourHobi:
[image sent]

guyyss i wanna introduce u all to my friend Gina !!
say hi gina dont be shy

Joonie:
ooh Gina u cute can i getcho digits

Handsome_face:
25

Joonie:
not enough digits i need like eight more

Taetae:
omf if gina and joonie combined their names it would make giNIE

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeh scratch namjin ur couple name is now genie lmao

Chocochip_kookie:
magical
also i just realized we never assigned u a persona jimin

Taetae:
well its mochi obviously
[image sent]

[video sent]

squish

YourHobi:
lmfao i was the one filming that

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah and tae was the one strangling me

Taetae:
hey i wasnt strangling u,,
i was just
*squish*

Handsome_face:
looka like a bby boi

Chocochip_kookie:
jimin is a bby boi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hey,, im older than u jungkook,

Chocochip_kookie:
two years wtvr thats practically nth

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ur the bby boi

Taetae:
its tru kookie is also a bby boi

Chocochip_kookie:
proof

Taetae:
ive got an entire album on my phone titled bby boi
tho actually
i add every photo/video of u to that album,,

Chocochip_kookie:
lmfao r u srs

Taetae:
dont 'lmfao' yes im srs

Yugibear:
show us smth,,

Taetae:
[video sent]

i watch this to cheer myself up when ur not around or when i dont have time to see u,,
i luv ur smile so much...

Chocochip_kookie:
shut up i luv urs more...

YourHobi:
ohmygsohstobitu2urmakingmemadagaine

Chocochip_kookie:
y r u still salty
ur bf's not ded anymore

Yugibear:
anymore?
i was ded??

Chocochip_kookie:
yes
buts its ok ur revived so no worries

Yugibear:
...mkayy

*

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[pretty boi standoff]

Taetae:
UPDATE
[image sent]

LOOK HOW CUTE KOOKIE IS

KOOKIE
R U FREE U SHOULD STOP BY AND VISIT ME SO WE CAN PLAY W/ KOOKIE 2GETHER

Chocochip_kookie:
can u change its name this is going to get confusing

Taetae:
FINE HIS NAME IS KOOKIE MONSTER
SO R U FREE OR NAH

Chocochip_kookie:
yeah but it takes like forty minutes to get down there

Taetae:
THATS FINE I'LL WAIT

*

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[pretty boi standoff]

Taetae has changed their name to Youjin

Youjin:
[image sent]

haha lmao they both fell asleep i got taehyungies phone he aint gettin it back lmao

YourHobi:
hII YOUJIN

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
omf Youjin tae's gonna be so mad when he finds out

Youjin:
wtvr wut he gon do about it
ground me?
i dont think so
im gonna be taking care of his gerbil so he needs to be nice to me
did he say what he named it btw
i gave him suggestions but i dont think he appreciated them smh

Handsome_face:
what were ur suggestions

Youjin:
me me big boi the third
turd bucket
san antonio
germ
terrance
and jungkook's lesser form

YourHobi:
JUNGKOOK'S LESSER FORM

Yugibear:
ME ME BIG BOI THE THIRSDFASDG

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
im concerned for u child
also he ended up naming it kookie monster
i think
who knows he might change it again tae can be an indecisive boi

Youjin:
kookie monster??
thats ok i guess
i liked my suggestions better tho

Yoongi:
same

YourHobi:
LMAO

Youjin:
yeh when taehyungies gone i might start calling it by one of those names anyway
he's not gonna know

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
r they both still sleeping

Youjin:
yeet
so im taking this opportunity to steal their friends temporarily
so talk to me peeps im bored

YourHobi:
u wanna see smth gross?

Youjin:
?

YourHobi:
scroll up
youll know what im referring to when u see it

Youjin:
k
.
.
.
EW
TAEHYUNGIE SAYING GROSS THINGS ABOUT HIS BF EW
AND THOSE VIDEOS
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MY BROTHER GOT THAT BOI AS HIS BF
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE BRIBES AND/OR BLACKMAIL WERE NOT INVOLVED

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
it's true love youjinie ~

Youjin:
DISGUSTING

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
[image sent]

just look at them youjinie~

Youjin has left pretty boi standoff

YourHobi:
shes so extra i want to adopt her as my daughter
yugyeom?

Yugibear:
im ok with it

YourHobi:
yus