[everybody shut up and let jiminie speak]

luckyboi:
joon and i went to the beach today

Yoongi:
bad idea

luckyboi:
i felt like he was on a date with the crabs and i was the third wheel

joonie:
jin i'm sorry but also i did warn you

chocochip_kookie:
lmao
what's so great about crabs tho?

joonie:
um ok wow jungkook what's so great about animal crossing?

hakuna_ma_taetae:
u did not just pull that card in my presence

chocochip_kookie:
baby?

hakuna_ma_taetae:
i got the shotgun

blue_ribbon_mochi:
FOR GOODNESS SAKE CALM DOWN

sunkist:
do i smell another war brewing?

skippah:
ooh 😮

Yoongi:
not to change the subject to something more interesting and relevant but like
my leg's been doing a lot better lately

blue_ribbon_mochi:
THATS GREAT NEWS YOONGI
🥺🥺🥺🤧🤧🤧❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭

chocochip_kookie:
that is great news

Yoongi:
yup
but i still can't walk without crutches so that's dumb

chocochip_kookie:
are they difficult to use?

Yoongi:
nah they're alright
i'm pretty much stationary most of the time anyway

hakuna_ma_taetae:
isn't that like
paper

Yoongi:
stationery

hakuna_ma_taetae:
yeah
isn't that paper

Yoongi:
...

luckyboi:
ooh i just thought of a joke
what do u call paper that doesn't move

Yoongi:
paper doesn't move

luckyboi:
stationary stationery

Yoongi:
that's literally the stupidest joke
shouldn't even be qualified as a joke

luckyboi:
they can't all be zingers yoongi jeez

Yoongi:
and that's not a word...

blue_ribbon_mochi:
other than your leg how've you been feeling yoongi?
do u need anything??

Yoongi:
well recently this headache just came to me

joonie:
if u say it's me i swear yoongi

Yoongi:
i heard u knock on the door
what was i supposed to do
pass up on a perfect joke opportunity?

joonie:
no
u could open the door

Yoongi:
no i'm sick in bed cough cough
come back later

sunkist:
lmao yoongi

joonie:
i was hoping you'd be happy to see me after i was gone most of the day but alas rather than a painkiller i am the pain-bringer...

hakuna_ma_taetae:
wow so emo namjoon

joonie:
thank you
i'm thinking about starting a side-career as a blues singer

skippah:
do it

Yoongi:
magic words and i'll open the door

joonie:
jimin's here with me

blue_ribbon_mochi:
NAMJOON CMON I TOLD U I WANTED IT TO BE A SURPRISE

Yoongi:
i'll be right there

joonie:
wow thanks

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[everybody shut up and let jiminie speak]

joonie:
well now i'm the third wheel
they're cuddling on the couch
cuties lol

sunkist:
you're enjoying yourself aren't u

joonie:
what they're cute

chocochip_kookie:
u know what else is cute

hakuna_ma_taetae:
IT'S NOT CUTE STOP MAKING FUN OF ME WHDKWJDJ

sunkist:
wait lmao what?

chocochip_kookie:
tae dropping his ice cream and nearly crying so he just goes for a hug to make himself feel better

skippah:
i'm sorry i laughed taehyung

hakuna_ma_taetae:
YOURE NOT SORRY NOBODY'S SORRY MY TRIPLE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM CONE BECAME ONE WITH PAVEMENT AND WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN???

chocochip_kookie:
another ice cream
i literally bought u another ice cream

hakuna_ma_taetae:
IT'S THE INITIAL REACTION THAT COUNTS KOOKIE AND U STABBED MY BACK

chocochip_kookie:
i said "aw baby..." and gave u a hug

hakuna_ma_taetae:
WELL U LAUGHED AFTER THAT

chocochip_kookie:
what else was i supposed to do
u stared at the pavement for a good fifteen seconds before whispering "he's gone, he's gone forever and i'll never understand why he had to go"

sunkist:
LMAO DRAMA KING

joonie:
i'm freaking crying y'all

sunkist:
so was tae apparently

hakuna_ma_taetae:
LEAVE ME ALONE

joonie:
no not about that
first of all yoongi made the most random decision to put on pokémon
and now he is quietly reciting the team rocket theme while jimin giggles his face off
they're off their rockers i'm tellin ya

hakuna_ma_taetae:
don't u mean off their rockets

luckyboi:
i was literally
just about to say that

hakuna_ma_taetae:
petty

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[everybody shut up and let jiminie speak]

joonie:
he just threw a pillow at the screen i am on the
f l o o r

luckyboi:
why

joonie:
so in the episode it started to rain and brock, holding a frying pan over his head, said "i'm going to use this frying pan as a drying pan" and yoongi proceeded to say "oh shut up seokjin"

luckyboi:
WHY ME

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a/n:
idk what this chapter is

also i know some of you won't like this lmao but i'm starting to bring this book to a close? at least i'm trying. a while ago i thought i'd get to like 150 chapters but i'm 18 past that now so,,

after this book ends tho i'm thinking about starting another comedy-based book so hopefully i can still make u guys laugh even if it's not in whose idea was this lol.

anyway just wanted to say that k byeee