[it has arrived]

jiminieee:
[image sent]

IDK WHAT THIS IS BUT IM RLY SCARED TO CLICK ON THAT SECOND ONE NGL

yugibear:
IT SAYS NOT CLICKBAIT OMF ITS REAL

sunkist:
TAE HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL??

jiminieee:
HE DIDNT UPLOAD VIDEOS UNTIL NOW

joonie:
doth mine eyes deceive me or is his profile picture of a chicken and the words "gotta blast"

jiminieee:
NOT IMPORTANT RN
HE DIDNT REPLY TO MY TEXTS
IM SCARED KOOK RLY DID SET HIS HAIR ON FIRE

luckyboi:
that'd be pretty hot

Yoongi:
get out

luckyboi:
of where

Yoongi:
the planet

luckyboi:
maybe for a vacation but not now

Yoongi:
we're on summer break
perfect time for a vacation
how about neptune
i heard it's lovely this time of year

joonie:
yoongs u spoiled our honeymoon location way to go

luckyboi:
ohemgee joonie ur taking me to neptune?

joonie:
don't get ur hopes up, i don't know yet but i'm certainly trying.

luckyboi:
aww ❤️

jiminieee:
UM GUYS
IM STILL PANICKING OVER HERE

sunkist:
just go to his dorm

jiminieee:
HE'S NOT AT HIS DORM
HE AND KOOK ARE VISITING TAE'S FAMILY FOR THE WEEKEND

sunkist:
YAY
WHERE'S YOUJIN??

jiminieee:
OOH I CAN TEXT HER
MAYBE SHE CAN TELL ME

yugibear:
add her to the chat!!

jiminieee:
tae would kill me

luckyboi:
add her anyway

jiminieee:
wow u really do hate me
ok fine, but tae might flip once he finds out

jiminieee has added government_spy to it has arrived

yugibear:
GOVERNMENT SPY WHAT NO NVM REMOVE HER

sunkist:
AHAHAHASJDJ

government_spy:
jiminie??
and others

jiminieee:
YOUJINIE DID KOOK SET TAE's HAIR ON FIRE

government_spy:
omf i wish
that would be lit

Yoongi:
u wanna go to neptune too

government_spy:
u paying?

Yoongi:
no

government_spy:
i ain't going then

sunkist:
do u remember me

government_spy:
not with the name sunkist

sunkist:
fair enough
[image sent]

i'm hoseok, jimin's and tae's friend :D
ring a bell??

government_spy:
ah, okey yeah i remember
also is that barry b benson on ur shirt

luckyboi:
i swear she's taehyung but smaller and female

jiminieee:
youjinnnn what are tae and jungkook up to

government_spy:
they've been playing with germ for like the past hour now

Yoongi:
what

government_spy:
the gerbil

Yoongi:
oh
now i remember

government_spy:
and yOU
jimin's boyfriend
you're cool
thank you for that one time by the way
ya know, the pep talk
if u remember that
that was cool of u

Yoongi:
i told u then u didn't need to thank me

government_spy:
too bad
deal with it

joonie:
aw are y'all buddies now

government_spy:
taehyungie's friends are my friends so yes
tho yoongi and jimin are at the top of the list

Yoongi:
...ok

government_spy:
so what's going on with y'all
oh
crap
tae's reaching for his phone now

sunkist:
DONT LEAVE THE CHAT

government_spy:
i'm just leaving the room

hakuna_ma_taetae:
wtf

jiminieee:
TAE U FREAKIN SCARED ME WITH THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO TITLE

hakuna_ma_taetae:
:D ohemgee did u watch it??

jiminieee:
no i was scared kook actually set ur hair on fire

hakuna_ma_taetae:
[image sent]

[image sent]

nah fam we got real close tho 😎

government_spy:
snap why wasn't i invited

hakuna_ma_taetae:
😤 u were talking on the phone with ur girlfriend

jiminieee:
WHAT

government_spy:
i don't have a girlfriend u turd muffin

hakuna_ma_taetae:
g o t o t h e b e a c h
f i n d y o u r s e l f a g i r l

government_spy:
IM NOT GOING TO THE BEACH JUST TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND

hakuna_ma_taetae:
kookie said ur a coward

chocochip_kookie:
i did not youjin

government_spy:
WHAT DO U KNOW ABOUT GETTING A GIRLFRIEND TAE UR GAY AF

hakuna_ma_taetae:
w e a r c u t e s w i m s u i t
g o  t o  b e a c h
t a l k t o g u r l s
g e t t h o s e d i g i t s

government_spy:
OH OKAY IS THAT HOW U GOT UR BOYFRIEND???

hakuna_ma_taetae:
absolutely

chocochip_kookie:
right tae ur swimsuit was soooo cute 💕
i was gonna ask for ur number if u didn't ask for mine first 😍 such a hunk 💪💋

joonie:
i snorted

sunkist:
SHOW US UR SWIMSUIT TAE

chocochip_kookie:
[image sent]

—a/n: yes i know his hair is red now, ignore it

yugibear:
ohemgee wow 😍 ur right what a hunk!! 😘💕

sunkist:
😘😍💕💜❤️🥰😘😘💋
when and where was this taken?? 😝😘

Yoongi:
tf is going on

chocochip_kookie:
yesterday, the beach obviously can't u tell

government_spy:
so ur implying u guys only just hooked up yesterday

chocochip_kookie:
uh
sure

hakuna_ma_taetae:
there u have it youjin
now off to the beach with u

government_spy:
no i'm going to the mall

hakuna_ma_taetae:
we're going with u

chocochip_kookie:
we are?
yes
we are

hakuna_ma_taetae:
operation find youjin a cute girlfriend is a go
kowalski, analysis

yugibear has changed their name to kowalski

kowalski:
aye, skippah
it's a fine day for the mall

hakuna_ma_taetae:
thank you kowalski

Yoongi:
pls don't come to the mall

hakuna_ma_taetae:
why, do u work today

Yoongi:
that's none of ur business

chocochip_kookie:
first stop: yoongi's workplace

Yoongi:
and u guys have the audacity to call yourselves my friends

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a/n:
lol last chapter i said some of the guys had classes, forgetting it was summer break but wtvr, some courses have summer classes so idc; anyway just wanted to point out my own mistake lol

also, been a while since youjin made an appearance so here she is ✊