[Taehyung and Yoongi private chat]

taetae:
YOONGI UR AUNT LIKED MY MOST RECENT INSTAGRAM POST I S H U T
D O W N

Yoongi:
why

taetae:
I DONT KNOW WHY SHE LIKED IT BUT I DO KNOW THAT I SHOVED IT IN FELIX'S FACE AND HE LOWKEY HATES ME NOW

Yoongi:
what was your post

taetae:
don't u follow me on insta

Yoongi:
no

taetae:
U DONT?

Yoongi:
look it was an accident

taetae:
TF U MEAN BY THAT
IM SO OFFENDED BY THIS UGH WAIT TILL I TELL KOOKIE

Yoongi:
and what's he gonna do
spit banana milk in my face

taetae:
I DUNNO MAYBE
MAYBE HE WILL

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[Jungkook and Taehyung private chat]

taetae:
KOOKIE I HAVE SMTH TO TELL U

chocochip_kookie:
i do

taetae:
what?

chocochip_kookie:
what?

taetae:
uh
OH RIGHT
YOONGI'S AUNT LIKED MY MOST RECENT INSTA POST

chocochip_kookie:
😲 did she comment and subscribe too?

taetae:
insta not youtube

chocochip_kookie:
did she lyke commet and subscribble

taetae:
instagram

chocochip_kookie:
did she tap the bell for notifications

taetae:
kookie

chocochip_kookie:
yeah baby

taetae:
instagram

chocochip_kookie:
did she slide into those dm's like
wait no she better not have
what's her @

taetae:
@whyareyoudoingthisrightnow

chocochip_kookie:
i can't find her
are there any underscores

taetae:
KOOKIE

chocochip_kookie:
yeah baby what's up

taetae:
THE WOMAN WHO HAS BECOME A BIG INSPIRATION OF MINE IN MY ART AND DESIGN STUDYING ACKNOWLEDGED A POST OF MINE ON SOCIAL MEDIA
DO U KNOW WHAT THE POST IS

chocochip_kookie:
of course i do
it's the one of u posing in front of a sketchbook which u claim to keep ur design drafts in

taetae:
RIGHT
AM I BEING DRAMATIC FOR GETTING EXCITED

chocochip_kookie:
absolutely not
u have every right to be excited
and u know what??
i'm h*ckin excited for u

taetae:
THANDKWJDYYOU
maybe if i spam shownu he'll notice u 👀

chocochip_kookie:
lmao yeah ok
jimin would kill me if that ever happened, he's such a fanboy
also shownu's an idol he doesn't have time to be on insta

taetae:
well min sunggi runs a company yet she still updates her personal account pretty often,,

chocochip_kookie:
that's irrelevant
anyways
!!!!!!!

taetae:
!!!!!!!!!!
i feel like there's something i'm forgetting tho
.
.
.
OH RIGHT
SO YOONGI'S NOT FOLLOWING ME ON INSTA APPARENTLY

chocochip_kookie:
don't worry baby i'll spit banana milk in his face
then what's he gonna do
meow at me ?
i'm not scared of him

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[Taehyung and Yoongi private chat]

taetae:
ur move, kitty

Yoongi:
ew don't call me kitty who tf do u think u r

taetae:
😤
he's not scared of u

Yoongi:
what're u talking about

taetae:
wouldn't u like to know

Yoongi:
not really

taetae:
lol
ur lucky i'm in a good mood right now

Yoongi:
and if u weren't, what would u do
cry about it

taetae:
WHAT IF I DID

Yoongi:
well maybe i'd feel a tiny bit bad

taetae:
really???

Yoongi:
no not really

taetae:
can't u say smth nice to me

Yoongi:
i think you're very unique

taetae:
OHEMGEE THX

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[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]

Yoongi:
did u hear the news ??
my aunt liked taehyung's instagram post!!

jiminieee:
i've never felt so much sarcasm
in one of your texts
than this one right here

Yoongi:
am i not a good actor

jiminieee:
not really

Yoongi:
oh well i tried

jiminieee:
im sure u did, yoongi

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[rip Jin's phone]

taetae:
YOONGI ISNT FOLLOWING ME ON INSTA

luckyboi:
OHEMGEE JOIN THE CLUB TAE

Yoongi:
petty
u two are so petty

joonie:
*pretty

chocochip_kookie:
*pretty
lmao we sent that at the same time

joonie:
wild
if it makes u guys feel any better he's not following me on insta either

taetae:
for real??

joonie:
nah i'm kidding lmao i'm on his special friend's list

jiminieee:
ME TOO!!!

taetae:
oh stfu u privileged favs
tf with this discrimination

chocochip_kookie:
it's ok baby
let's go take those pics of yoongi u printed out and hide them around campus

Yoongi:
excuse me tf

taetae:
we have his attention

chocochip_kookie:
mission success
operation get lil meow meow to follow us on insta is a go

taetae:
roger that skippah

YourMcHobi:
what's going on i was in the shower

yugibear:
ohemgee what a coincidence same

luckyboi:
tmi you guys

yugibear:
?
WAIT-

Yoongi:
why is it that once everyone joins the conversation i suddenly get a headache

joonie:
ur three and a half years past ur bedtime

Yoongi:
that's probably true
thanks for reminding me

jiminieee:
yoongi pls don't go to sleep for the next three and a half years

Yoongi:
initiating sleep sequence

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a/n:

HI UHM I LOVE YOU GUYS 💜💜

TO COMMEMORATE 1K FOLLOWERS HERES AN UNNECESSARY  FACE REVEAL LITERALLY NO ONE ASKED FOR

⬇️

not the best pic but i'm shy and don't take selfies much 😣

also i know i look like a baby but i swear i'm 18 😪

ok i'm messing with u lmao keep scrolling

that's all you're getting lmfao