[rip Peter I]

joonie:
jin's phone broke today..

chocochip_kookie:
oof
didn't u like
buy that for him
for christmas

joonie:
yup

Yoongi:
and i thought u were the clumsy one, joon

taetae:
oh how the turns have tabled,,

joonie:
yeah he's kinda upset about it and i feel rly guilty...
cus we were on a date, and we were just walking and this guy ran past us and hit him and made him drop it
guess the case wasn't enough to protect it from hitting both the sidewalk and the street...

Yoongi:
ok but why do you feel guilty

joonie:
i dunno i could've gotten him a sturdier case when i bought him the phone?
or maybe if i were just standing on the other side of him as we were walking that guy wouldn't have run into him..
but i wanted to walk on the side closer to the street u know

Yoongi:
tf could u have known some idiot more reckless than u was going to sonic dash past u guys

taetae:
SONIC DASH

joonie:
still,,
he looked so sad...
and went on about how he didn't even have it for half a year and how it meant a lot cus i bought it for him
luckily we could still get the sim card out so the photos and everything are saved but the phone won't go on

taetae has renamed the chat rip jin's phone 🤧

joonie:
thnx for the respect as always tae

taetae:
any time man

Yoongi:
where is he now then

joonie:
working
i'm gonna buy him a new one as soon as i can

yugibear:
namjoon u r such a kind boyfriend to jin 🤧

joonie:
well i try to be
i should visit him but i want to get the phone before his shift his over..

Yoongi:
go visit jin
i'll get the phone

joonie:
yoongs u angel would u rly?

Yoongi:
yeah just tell me what phone i'm getting

joonie:
he's used to apple so an iPhone is ok
except not the newest one he says he doesn't care for all the flashy features
and the face recognition he says is sketchy

yugibear:
it's the lizards,,
t h e y ' r e  w a t c h i n g

Yoongi:
...ok

joonie:
thnx yoongs i owe ya one
i'll pay u back later ok

Yoongi:
don't worry about it
i'll take care of it

joonie:
im not letting u pay for jin's new phone

Yoongi:
stubborn walnut
are u made of money?

joonie:
no
but neither are u

Yoongi:
well neither are u

joonie:
??
let's half it

Yoongi:
fine

jiminieee:
arguing over paying for jin's new phone
u guys are something else :,)

Yoongi:
jimin do u want a new phone too?

jiminieee:
if i said yes, would u get me one

Yoongi:
absolutely

yugibear:
si papi azúcar
click to translate

taetae:
click

yugibear:
i don't actually know what it means

YourMcHobi:
LIES IT MEANS YES SUGAR DADDY AND HES BEEN REPEATING THIS TO ME FOR THE PAST 24 HOURS CUS HE THINKS IT'S HYSTERICAL FOR SOME REASON

taetae:
THATS THE BEST THING IVE HEARD ALL DAY AHAHAHSHSDJKS

jiminieee:
I WAS JUST KIDDING BTW YOONGI UR NOT BUYING ME A PHONE

chocochip_kookie:
he absolutely would tho
just say those words jimin

jiminieee:
NO

taetae:
jiminie don't even need to say anything tho he could just look at yoongi and yoongi would be like "carnival? 5-star restaurant? romantic date on a gazebo? every stuffed animal there is on the planet?? an entire cruise ship?? yours."

Yoongi:
is there a joke here or

taetae:
LMAO

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[rip jin's phone 🤧]

luckyboi:
this is a stupid chat name

chocochip_kookie:
eyyyy lmao look who it is

luckyboi:
hush u i'm still salty
i rly liked that phone it was special to me..
joonie bought it for me 😢

YourMcHobi:
namjoon bought this one too tho lol

luckyboi:
yeah but yoongi helped pay for it, it's not the same 😩

Yoongi:
u ungrateful prick

luckyboi:
lol i'm only kidding yoongi
.
.
.
DID U JUST UNFOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM

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a/n:
a part of this chapter was inspired by the same friends of mine who had the whole "chic nugs" conversation lmao love those guys 💜

side note, this book is close to 1 million and im close to 1k followers and idk that's just amazing u guys are amazing 🤧