[dw everyone we're not breaking up its ok now]

Yugibear has renamed the chat HOSEOK DAY!!!!!

Taetae:
YAYY

Yugibear:
[image sent]

HAPPYBIRTHDAYHOBIIII
AKA THE BEST BOYFRIEND I COULD EVER HOPE TO HAVE,,,
UR SMILE IS ALWAYS ON MY MIND
ILYSFMMMM

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOBI
UNFORTUNATELY SINCE IM NOT 1 OF UR 2 FAV PPL I WONT BE HANGING OUT W/ U TODAY BUT STILL I HOPE UR DAY IS WONDERFUL REGARDLESS
IM KIDDING IM KIDDING
LUV U,,,

Chocochip_kookie:
hope ur day is bomb af hoseok

happily_jins:
happy birthday hoseok

Yoongi:
what he said

luckyboi:
HOW COME EVERYONE BEAT ME 2 THE SCREAMING FEST I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST ONE
WTVR
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOBI MY RAY OF LIGHT

YourHobi:
U GUYS IMMA CRI
THANK U,,,

Yugibear:
no thank YOU, HOBI
FOR EXISTING
I NEVER THOUGHT MY CRUSH ON U WOULD TURN INTO ANYTHING BUT HERE I AM AND I COULDNT BE HAPPIER
ILL SEE U L8R 2DAY <3

YourHobi:
yugi...

Yugibear:
[image sent]

YourHobi:
my heart

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
U CUTIES
U GUYS BETTER LET US KNOW HOW THE DATE WHEN

luckyboi:
dw jimin if they dont spill then i will cuz i'll be there 2 uwu

Taetae:
whatre u guys gonna be doing??

luckyboi:
hobi did yugyeom tell u

YourHobi:
no i still dont know

Yugibear:
JIN DONT TELL HIM IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE

luckyboi:
i thought so thats y i asked

YourHobi:
aw cmon my birthdays here y cant i know now,,,

luckyboi:
bcuz yugyeom is looking forward to surprising u so hush little shine sprite

YourHobi:
ooh i love sprite

Taetae:
in that case ur gonna love my gift

YourHobi:
did u buy the company for me

Taetae:
not the entire thing just a share

YourHobi:
ill take it

Chocochip_kookie:
hey guys b4 u leave to go to the aquarium let me drop my gift off cuz ill be busy the rest of the day and wont get the chance to do it later

YourHobi:
AQUARIUM

Yugibear:
JUNGKOOK WHAT THE ACTUAL F BOMB
ICANTAKLJGKASJBELIEVEYOU

happily_jins:
he snap

Chocochip_kookie:
oops
sry yugs

YourHobi:
R WE GOING TO AN AQUARIUM???
IVEALWAYSWANTEDTOGOTOANAQUARIUM

Yugibear:
I KNOW
I REMEMBER U TELLING ME ONCE AND I SUGGESTED IT TO JIN AND HE WAS LIKE H*CK YEAHS HOBI WILL LOVE THAT AND SO I WANTED TO SURPRISE U BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO JUNGKOOK JUST HAD TO RUIN IT
Y DID I TELL U

Chocochip_kookie:
im scared.

Taetae:
YUGYEOM PLS DONT KILL KOOKIE IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE

YourHobi:
yugi can u wait to kill kook until after he drops off my present
if tae helped him pick it out it's probably smth good

Taetae:
aw thx
WAIT NO DONT

Yugibear:
sure ill wait

Yoongi:
if u need tips on how to commit ur first murder yugyeom i'll give some advice or even lend a hand

Chocochip_kookie:
...do u hav smth against me yoongs

Yoongi:
well i do now cuz u called me yoongs

Chocochip_kookie:
is only namjoon allowed to call u that

Yoongi:
well
and jimin if he wanted to

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aww <3
'yoongs' is namjoon's name for u tho i'll just continue to call u yoongi :)

Yugibear:
prepare urself jungkook

Chocochip_kookie:
yugs pls
i know irl u couldnt hurt a fly even if u wanted to

Yugibear:
U KNOW
JUST FOR THAT
IM BRINGING MY MACE

Taetae:
YO WTF
YUGYEOM MAN U GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE

Yugibear:
I KNOW IM JUST JOKING I DONT HAVE MACE Y WOULD I HAVE MACE

YourHobi:
im laughing so hard rn
also not to change the subject from u threatening jungkook which is absolutely hysterical bUT WHEN R WE GOING TO THE AQUARIUM?????

Yugibear:
11:00

YourHobi:
YAYAKSKLGJKS
I LOVE U SO MUCH I CANT WAIT TO SEE ALL THE fIShIESSSS

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HAVE FUN U GUYS

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Yugibear:
[video sent]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT HOBI IS THE CUTEST HUMAN UR BOYFREINDS COULD NEVER,,,
OK JUST WANTED TO SHARE I GOTTA GO BYE

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HE LOOKS SO HAPPY AWWW

Taetae:
i bet yugyeom is getting all the appreciation kisses today

luckyboi:
he is
oof i gotta go too lmao byeee

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luckyboi:
yall i feel like hobi's here on a date w/ all the fish and yugyeom and i are simultaneously third-wheeling

Taetae:
poor yugyeom lmao

luckyboi:
oh no he loves it
hobi hasnt stopped smiling all day and yugyeom has never looked more in love
such a whipped boi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
AWWWW,,,

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luckyboi:
[video sent]

jimin and yoongi whatre u two doing at the aquarium lmao

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WYM

Chocochip_kookie:
H E L P

Taetae:
HAHAHAHASKGSL;KSKLDAS
THATS PRICELESS I CANTBHTREATHE

happily_jins:
jin u beautiful comedic genius
@Yoongi

Yoongi:
im not seeing the resemblance

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YEAH WHAT HE SAID

luckyboi:
oh of course u dont
hold on ive got another one
[video sent]

jimin when he saw yoongi for the first time

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
...ok thats accurate

Taetae:
THATS KINDA CUTE THO LMAO I WANT THAT FISH

Chocochip_kookie:
tae youve already got a gerbil u cant afford to have a fish too

Taetae:
AW NOW I MISS KOOKIE MONSTER,,,

happily_jins:
so im guessing ur still third-wheeling rn jin?

luckyboi:
yep
yugyeom and i both

happily_jins:
lmao

luckyboi:
i dont mind tho and like i said neither does yugyeom
hobi's having the time of his life laughing at fish it's ridiculous and adorable

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
awwwaklgjska
well yeah as long as he's happy everything's good

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[HOSEOK DAY!!!!!]

YourHobi:
GUYSTEHRSOSMANYFERAKIGNSCUTEFISHAGSKJ
I WAS SO EXCITED I FOREGOTOTTAKE PICTUERSI

Taetae:
WELCOME BACK LMAO

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HI HOBII
HOW WAS UR DAY

YourHobi:
AKGLJGIAFLJILFJERTAIEGLSKALSKASLGJLAJ;SKLD;
click to translate

Taetae:
click

YourHobi:
IT WAS AMAZING

Chocochip_kookie:
if u want ur day to be even more amazing scroll up and see the videos jin sent of the fish + his captions

YourHobi:
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AAHAHASJKSDLFJSKDFJ
ME.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
omf he's so happy and hyper i love this,,,

Chocochip_kookie:
i bet yugyeom's loving it too

YourHobi:
hes taking a lil nap on my lap
♡(｡- ω -) i probably wore him out making him chase after me in the aquarium for hours
and jin
i wasnt intentionally ignoring u two just so u know...
its just,,,the fish,,,,

luckyboi:
lmao we know hobi
u love fish

YourHobi:
i do
in fact
after today i dont think i'll ever eat fish again
or any living creature for that matter
im going vegan

luckyboi:
hobi no