𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙷𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎 𝚃𝚘𝚣𝚒𝚎𝚛
"𝐼, 𝑅𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑒 𝑇𝑜𝑧𝑖𝑒𝑟, 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑜𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡 𝑛𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟. 𝑆𝑜, 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛 𝑇𝑖𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑎𝑘𝑒."

𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝙰𝚜𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚃𝚘𝚣𝚒𝚎𝚛
"𝑁𝑜, 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡. 𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑢𝑝 𝑑𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑏, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠."

𝙹𝚘𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚊 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚝𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝙹𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚃𝚘𝚣𝚒𝚎𝚛
"𝐼 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝐼 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒. 𝐻𝑒𝑟𝑒, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑠 𝑅𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑒 𝑇𝑜𝑧𝑖𝑒𝑟'𝑠 𝑠𝑜𝑛, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡. 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑠 𝐽𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒, 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑅𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑒'𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑑."

𝙽𝚘𝚊𝚑 𝙹𝚞𝚙𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚊𝚜 𝙻𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚃𝚘𝚣𝚒𝚎𝚛
"𝐼 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑒𝑟, 𝐷𝑎𝑑. 𝐼'𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑒𝑛, 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑝𝑖𝑑."

𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚊 𝙺𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎 𝚃𝚘𝚣𝚒𝚎𝚛
"𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑔𝑒𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑢𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒. 𝐼𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑑, 𝑤𝑒'𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑝𝑜𝑝𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟 𝑊𝑎𝑟𝑠. 𝐼𝑡'𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝑜𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑅𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑒 𝑗𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑗𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑠."

The rest of the losers are themselves.
Warning: drug use, language, mom jokes, and plenty of dirty humor. Oh, yeah...and horror.

"We all float down here. If you come with us, you'll float, too!"

Welcome back, losers. Be prepared for our dearest couple to be back fighting a demon clown in the sewers.

Fair warning: this story will have many twists and turns. you'll never see any of it coming.

Enjoy!