⇥ SONG WRITING PROCRASTINATION CLUB ⇤

[livy💜, conman😎, tessa]

livy💜
im bored
what r u guys doing

conman😎
crying

tessa
ur mum

conman😎
shes watching f1

livy💜
ur both boring

tessa
🖕

livy💜
wait did u text those guys again? the wrong number ones?

tessa
no???

conman😎
why not
it would be fun

livy💜
yes
and then i can live vicariously through u

tessa
okay...
but like what should i say?
i dont wanna sound weird
and it's already been 2 days 

conman😎
u r weird tho

tessa
stfu

livy💜
idk ask them abt the pizza or smthn

tessa
......
okay
whatever

conman😎
tell us what they say

*******955

tessa
did u get ur pizzas

*******955
yes we did
is this teresa

tessa
*theresa
im extra like that

*******955
that is a stupid way to spell it
no offence

tessa
offence taken
after all i did to protect u from further harassment?
im wounded pierre

*******955
this is not pierre
he borrowed my phone to make the call

tessa
gasp
who am i talking to then?

*******955
charles

tessa
charles
fancy
have u been bullying pierre still?

charles 
no we have not

tessa
....
i don't believe you

charles
i am offended
i would never hurt a hair on his head
nor verbally bully him

tessa
that phone call i had says otherwise

charles
that was friendly banter

tessa
uh huh
sure....😑
im afraid im going to need proof that pierre has not been verbally abused since the phone call

charles
are you serious?

tessa
ofc
i have a moral obligation to make sure he made it out last night unscathed 

charles
oh my god
you are very dramatic

tessa
and u r stalling
did u murder pierre?
how dare you
i'll have u know i have a very good lawyer 

charles
you are crazy woman

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charles added tessa 

charles
this is everyone who was there last night

tessa
6 other people?!
u ordered enough pizza for 20

*******237
charles who the fuck did u add?

*******861
who is the stranger?

*******504
what r they talking abt?

Charles
this is theresa
the person on the phone last night

*******475
why is she in here?

*******028
why did u add her?

*******861
why would u add a stranger into the group chat?

tessa
you know, i am here
u could ask me
just a suggestion

charles
she wanted to know if pierre left unharmed last night
decided we murdered him
she threatened us with her lawyer

tessa
i do have a very good lawyer

charles
yes youve said

*******163
i admire her persistence 

*******237
why would u think we murdered him?

tessa
idk
i just had a feeling

*******237
well that feeling was wrong

tessa
i'll decide that for myself, thanks

*******504
i am here theresa
and alive
thank you for checking on me though

*******237
see? not dead

tessa
how do i know its not one of u pretending to be him?
hmm?
i have a moral obligation to see that he is alive and safe

*******504
sent voice message

tessa
...okay
i believe you
you're not dead

pierre 
glad to hear it

tessa
they didn't bully u anymore did they?

pierre
nope
a lawsuit seemed to be enough to scare them off
thanks for that by the way

tessa
no problem
i hate bullys 🙄

*******237
we're right here you know

tessa
okay who are you
you have been giving me so much attitude
time to put a name to the face

*******237
you don't know what i look like????

tessa
no but ive already created an image based off of ur personality

*******028
damn thats gotta be an ugly picture

*******237
oscar what the fuck

oscar
🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
his name is Lando btw

tessa
thank you
....
wait

lando
what
what's wrong with my name

tessa
WAIT

*******163
????

tessa
you
whats ur name

*******163
me?

tessa
yes

*******163
...daniel???
why?

tessa
omfg
ur kidding me right?

charles
explain??

tessa
....u guys dont drive for f1 right?

oscar
damn u figured it out quickly

*******861
i am impressed
my name is Carlos by the way

tessa
THE Carlos Sainz?!

carlos
yes that is me

tessa
oh my god
OH MY GOD

lando
bro u good?

charles
are you alright?

daniel
I think she's a bit shocked

*******475
is she okay?